Kris Naudus @ PAXU
@lampbane.bsky.social
Undercover Hispanic, off-white, metagender, enby of letters, food-motivated, possible human with strange hobbies. Galatians 4:16
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Kris Naudus @ PAXU
@lampbane.bsky.social
· May 29
Whoever said "hell hath no fury like a woman scorned" didn't account for my nonbinary ass
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So 88 Pictures, an Indian animation studio, ripped off shots/choreography for their episode of Star Wars: Visions (from season 2). Disney, of course, is getting the blame. www.reddit.com/r/StarWars/c...
Stealing fan works
www.reddit.com
November 20, 2025 at 6:53 PM
So 88 Pictures, an Indian animation studio, ripped off shots/choreography for their episode of Star Wars: Visions (from season 2). Disney, of course, is getting the blame. www.reddit.com/r/StarWars/c...
So 88 Pictures, an Indian animation studio, ripped off shots/choreography for their episode of Star Wars: Visions (from season 2). Disney, of course, is getting the blame. www.reddit.com/r/StarWars/c...
Stealing fan works
www.reddit.com
November 20, 2025 at 6:53 PM
So 88 Pictures, an Indian animation studio, ripped off shots/choreography for their episode of Star Wars: Visions (from season 2). Disney, of course, is getting the blame. www.reddit.com/r/StarWars/c...
John Oliver deserves another Emmy for last night's episode. It was obvious from the beginning that the intent was to raise money for PBS/NPR but I really did not expect how far the episode went and it was immensely entertaining the entire time.
adoptastation.org
adoptastation.org
a man in a blue shirt is sitting at a table in front of a stack of books
Alt: Joel McHale making the "and there it is" hand gesture
media.tenor.com
November 17, 2025 at 10:50 PM
John Oliver deserves another Emmy for last night's episode. It was obvious from the beginning that the intent was to raise money for PBS/NPR but I really did not expect how far the episode went and it was immensely entertaining the entire time.
adoptastation.org
adoptastation.org
I saw an ad that had an AI disclaimer on it and the disclaimer misspelled "advertisement" so that's where we're at now
November 16, 2025 at 6:17 AM
I saw an ad that had an AI disclaimer on it and the disclaimer misspelled "advertisement" so that's where we're at now
One thing I love about Spy × Family is that we still don't know how old Anya is. She's not six (she lied to Loid). She could be as young as four which, in my opinion, makes her shenanigans mighty impressive. She's even keeping up (barely) with schoolwork that's at least a year above her!
November 16, 2025 at 2:55 AM
One thing I love about Spy × Family is that we still don't know how old Anya is. She's not six (she lied to Loid). She could be as young as four which, in my opinion, makes her shenanigans mighty impressive. She's even keeping up (barely) with schoolwork that's at least a year above her!
I saw a Reddit post asking if $600 was enough of a food budget to live in NYC and most of the replies were "no" and now I'm starting to think all the avocado toast jokes had a point
November 15, 2025 at 5:34 AM
I saw a Reddit post asking if $600 was enough of a food budget to live in NYC and most of the replies were "no" and now I'm starting to think all the avocado toast jokes had a point
This is giving me a stroke.
November 12, 2025 at 4:37 AM
This is giving me a stroke.
What's a show where you watched one episode and said, "nah, I'm good" and never watched any more of it?
My mom watched the first episode of Twisted Wonderland and messaged me "this is very Japanese" and after watching it I'm embarrassed.
My mom watched the first episode of Twisted Wonderland and messaged me "this is very Japanese" and after watching it I'm embarrassed.
November 11, 2025 at 6:46 AM
What's a show where you watched one episode and said, "nah, I'm good" and never watched any more of it?
My mom watched the first episode of Twisted Wonderland and messaged me "this is very Japanese" and after watching it I'm embarrassed.
My mom watched the first episode of Twisted Wonderland and messaged me "this is very Japanese" and after watching it I'm embarrassed.
If nations had a "right" to exist then we couldn't have revolutions
This is an entirely uncontroversial view in international law and usually taught in 101.
November 9, 2025 at 9:48 PM
If nations had a "right" to exist then we couldn't have revolutions
Last week I went to the New York Sign Museum for my birthday and it was very cool.
anyway I felt I needed to prove I do touch grass pretty regularly; I just don't post about it a lot
anyway I felt I needed to prove I do touch grass pretty regularly; I just don't post about it a lot
November 9, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Last week I went to the New York Sign Museum for my birthday and it was very cool.
anyway I felt I needed to prove I do touch grass pretty regularly; I just don't post about it a lot
anyway I felt I needed to prove I do touch grass pretty regularly; I just don't post about it a lot
This is what the term "emotional labor" was originally coined for, folks.
"Store employees are now required to smile if they are within 10 feet of a shopper.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
Target is now requiring its employees to smile more
As the holiday season fast approaches, Target is urging its employees to add a little more “jolly” to their work routine.
www.wilx.com
November 8, 2025 at 6:05 PM
This is what the term "emotional labor" was originally coined for, folks.
What's a show where you watched one episode and said, "nah, I'm good" and never watched any more of it?
Sorry folks, but I found NDT's Cosmos soooooo boring.
Sorry folks, but I found NDT's Cosmos soooooo boring.
November 8, 2025 at 6:39 AM
What's a show where you watched one episode and said, "nah, I'm good" and never watched any more of it?
Sorry folks, but I found NDT's Cosmos soooooo boring.
Sorry folks, but I found NDT's Cosmos soooooo boring.
Death by Lightning is phenomenal and has everything: Michael Shannon looking uncomfortable, Matthew Macfadyen being a huge loser, Shea Whigham screaming obscenities, Nick Offerman being a corrupt drunk and shouting for the sausage man, a plot that starts out as Conclave and turns into Stan...
November 7, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Death by Lightning is phenomenal and has everything: Michael Shannon looking uncomfortable, Matthew Macfadyen being a huge loser, Shea Whigham screaming obscenities, Nick Offerman being a corrupt drunk and shouting for the sausage man, a plot that starts out as Conclave and turns into Stan...
What's a show where you watched one episode and said, "nah, I'm good" and never watched any more of it?
November 5, 2025 at 6:55 PM
What's a show where you watched one episode and said, "nah, I'm good" and never watched any more of it?
Random observation tonight: YouTube changed how it registers views (again), because I have a ton of stuff in my history tonight that I did not watch, but just happened to be in the search results. I guess it's counting just having the thumbnail on the screen now? Gross.
November 5, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Random observation tonight: YouTube changed how it registers views (again), because I have a ton of stuff in my history tonight that I did not watch, but just happened to be in the search results. I guess it's counting just having the thumbnail on the screen now? Gross.
What's a show where you watched one episode and said, "nah, I'm good" and never watched any more of it?
two bayside football players are sitting in a locker room
Alt: The two kids from the newest Saved by the Bell show wearing football uniforms and sitting in a locker room. Don't ask for a more complete description because I only watched one episode.
media.tenor.com
November 5, 2025 at 5:47 AM
What's a show where you watched one episode and said, "nah, I'm good" and never watched any more of it?
just noticed I got a call from @officialpax.bsky.social on Halloween so I guess I could have been an Omeganaut but I had to go and have a life
(I was at the the movies with my phone on silent because I'm not a monster)
(I was at the the movies with my phone on silent because I'm not a monster)
November 3, 2025 at 5:37 PM
just noticed I got a call from @officialpax.bsky.social on Halloween so I guess I could have been an Omeganaut but I had to go and have a life
(I was at the the movies with my phone on silent because I'm not a monster)
(I was at the the movies with my phone on silent because I'm not a monster)
My favorite thing (besides the additional hour of sleep) of Daylight Savings Time ending is seeing what networks/cable channels fill the extra hour with
November 2, 2025 at 5:57 AM
My favorite thing (besides the additional hour of sleep) of Daylight Savings Time ending is seeing what networks/cable channels fill the extra hour with
Watched Frankenstein (2025) last night. Enjoyed it, but we really didn't need another "The doctor was the real monster" film. I want the cinematic equivalent of an AITA post.
"My dad wouldn't build me a sex slave from stolen corpse parts so I murdered his wife, AITA?"
"My dad wouldn't build me a sex slave from stolen corpse parts so I murdered his wife, AITA?"
November 2, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Watched Frankenstein (2025) last night. Enjoyed it, but we really didn't need another "The doctor was the real monster" film. I want the cinematic equivalent of an AITA post.
"My dad wouldn't build me a sex slave from stolen corpse parts so I murdered his wife, AITA?"
"My dad wouldn't build me a sex slave from stolen corpse parts so I murdered his wife, AITA?"
Today (or tomorrow) is a good day to watch Coco and The Book of Life
a cartoon skeleton is playing a guitar with a skull on his outfit
Alt: A cartoon skeleton is playing a guitar while marigold petals fly around him
media.tenor.com
November 1, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Today (or tomorrow) is a good day to watch Coco and The Book of Life
God I just want a fucking job
November 1, 2025 at 5:16 AM
God I just want a fucking job
If you think you don't know anyone on SNAP...
Hi, you know me. 👋
(Just wanted to put a face on the whole thing)
I'm okay for now, fyi
Hi, you know me. 👋
(Just wanted to put a face on the whole thing)
I'm okay for now, fyi
November 1, 2025 at 5:09 AM
If you think you don't know anyone on SNAP...
Hi, you know me. 👋
(Just wanted to put a face on the whole thing)
I'm okay for now, fyi
Hi, you know me. 👋
(Just wanted to put a face on the whole thing)
I'm okay for now, fyi
This is your reminder to watch Wonderful World of Mickey Mouse if you haven't.
a cartoon of mickey mouse in a boat with a clock on the wall behind him
Alt: Mickey Mouse is in a rowboat when something explodes behind him. His face distorts into a 'O' with lots of chin wrinkles.
media.tenor.com
October 29, 2025 at 5:30 AM
This is your reminder to watch Wonderful World of Mickey Mouse if you haven't.
Share a cartoon from the past that kids today have probably never heard of
October 27, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Share a cartoon from the past that kids today have probably never heard of
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