@lalizard.bsky.social
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it’s wild that the two paths that donald trump could have taken in his life was a gossipy morning talk show host or hitler and he decided to become hitler
May 16, 2025 at 2:58 PM
it’s wild that the two paths that donald trump could have taken in his life was a gossipy morning talk show host or hitler and he decided to become hitler
Love to see @samseder.bsky.social shut Ethan Klein DOWN!!!
April 30, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Love to see @samseder.bsky.social shut Ethan Klein DOWN!!!
Time to go vegan!
Previous to the FDA, folks would put chalk and plaster of Paris in milk to make it appear white. They could also add formaldehyde to cover the smell and taste of spoiled milk.
April 23, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Time to go vegan!
Mexicanos love to call me “grandota” 😑
March 27, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Mexicanos love to call me “grandota” 😑
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Tesla Model 3 crushed by an Olmec statue
By Mexican sculptor @chavismarmol.bsky.social
By Mexican sculptor @chavismarmol.bsky.social
March 14, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Tesla Model 3 crushed by an Olmec statue
By Mexican sculptor @chavismarmol.bsky.social
By Mexican sculptor @chavismarmol.bsky.social
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*rocking back and forth, whispering names like Arya Stark*
Sen. Cortez Masto (D-NV)
Sen. Durbin (D-IL)
Sen. Fetterman (D-PA)
Sen. Gillibrand (D-NY)
Sen. Hassan (D-NH)
Sen. King (I-ME)
Sen. Gary Peters (D-MI)
Sen. Schatz (D-HI)
Sen. Schumer (D-NY)
Sen. Shaheen (D-NH)
Sen. Cortez Masto (D-NV)
Sen. Durbin (D-IL)
Sen. Fetterman (D-PA)
Sen. Gillibrand (D-NY)
Sen. Hassan (D-NH)
Sen. King (I-ME)
Sen. Gary Peters (D-MI)
Sen. Schatz (D-HI)
Sen. Schumer (D-NY)
Sen. Shaheen (D-NH)
March 14, 2025 at 10:05 PM
*rocking back and forth, whispering names like Arya Stark*
Sen. Cortez Masto (D-NV)
Sen. Durbin (D-IL)
Sen. Fetterman (D-PA)
Sen. Gillibrand (D-NY)
Sen. Hassan (D-NH)
Sen. King (I-ME)
Sen. Gary Peters (D-MI)
Sen. Schatz (D-HI)
Sen. Schumer (D-NY)
Sen. Shaheen (D-NH)
Sen. Cortez Masto (D-NV)
Sen. Durbin (D-IL)
Sen. Fetterman (D-PA)
Sen. Gillibrand (D-NY)
Sen. Hassan (D-NH)
Sen. King (I-ME)
Sen. Gary Peters (D-MI)
Sen. Schatz (D-HI)
Sen. Schumer (D-NY)
Sen. Shaheen (D-NH)
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JFK was 43 when he became president! We don't have to keep electing people in their 70s!
February 21, 2025 at 2:08 AM
JFK was 43 when he became president! We don't have to keep electing people in their 70s!
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February 17, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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They want absolute power. It’s very clear where they want to take this.
These people are fascists. Plain and simple.
These people are fascists. Plain and simple.
Karoline Leavitt: "The real constitutional crisis is taking place within our judicial branch."
February 12, 2025 at 6:52 PM
They want absolute power. It’s very clear where they want to take this.
These people are fascists. Plain and simple.
These people are fascists. Plain and simple.
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Progressive commentator Sam Seder goes off on Democratic congressman Gerry Connolly for his media ineptitude
February 12, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Progressive commentator Sam Seder goes off on Democratic congressman Gerry Connolly for his media ineptitude
There are people in charge that don’t know how to use a smartphone, so no, you’re not unqualified for that job. Go for it.
February 11, 2025 at 6:31 PM
There are people in charge that don’t know how to use a smartphone, so no, you’re not unqualified for that job. Go for it.
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Are the next 4 years really going to be logging on everyday to sentences like "a 19 year old doge intern called Big Balls has your social security number" because I'm already at capacity for this sort of thing
February 3, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Are the next 4 years really going to be logging on everyday to sentences like "a 19 year old doge intern called Big Balls has your social security number" because I'm already at capacity for this sort of thing
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Who knew Biden could have just stormed into the White House, handed a friendly billionaire the keys to all the federal buildings, fired anyone who might have voted for Trump and imposed the Green New Deal, police, gun and voting reform and Roe v. Wade by force, without barely a peep from Congress.
February 1, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Who knew Biden could have just stormed into the White House, handed a friendly billionaire the keys to all the federal buildings, fired anyone who might have voted for Trump and imposed the Green New Deal, police, gun and voting reform and Roe v. Wade by force, without barely a peep from Congress.
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Nothing quite stings like uninstalling a huge game you haven't played in 5 years to clear up harddrive space you need, but you might want to play it again at some unspecified future time, you just *MIGHT* 😬
January 25, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Nothing quite stings like uninstalling a huge game you haven't played in 5 years to clear up harddrive space you need, but you might want to play it again at some unspecified future time, you just *MIGHT* 😬
“Wait! Don’t publish! Can we move the logo to the center?”
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Please be sure to check on your social media manager friends.
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“Sorry about that. Let’s put the comma back in.”
Please be sure to check on your social media manager friends.
January 23, 2025 at 4:39 PM
“Wait! Don’t publish! Can we move the logo to the center?”
“Oh, wait! One more thing, let’s remove the comma.”
“Sorry about that. Let’s put the comma back in.”
Please be sure to check on your social media manager friends.
“Oh, wait! One more thing, let’s remove the comma.”
“Sorry about that. Let’s put the comma back in.”
Please be sure to check on your social media manager friends.
The amount of time I waste on the daily making edits to graphics that no one will ever see or notice is astronomical.
January 23, 2025 at 4:36 PM
The amount of time I waste on the daily making edits to graphics that no one will ever see or notice is astronomical.
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shocked that the sundowning geriatrics who run congress didn't have their finger on the pulse of Gen Z
January 19, 2025 at 9:17 PM
shocked that the sundowning geriatrics who run congress didn't have their finger on the pulse of Gen Z
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A reminder that Trump, the luckiest man on earth, like in 2017, is inheriting a strong, growing economy with months & months of job growth & growing real wages (even though most Americans don’t know it!), & will almost certainly 1) take credit for it and 2) screw it all up again.
January 20, 2025 at 12:03 AM
A reminder that Trump, the luckiest man on earth, like in 2017, is inheriting a strong, growing economy with months & months of job growth & growing real wages (even though most Americans don’t know it!), & will almost certainly 1) take credit for it and 2) screw it all up again.
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“The $TRUMP memecoin — a financial asset that didn't exist on Friday afternoon — now accounts for about 89% of Donald Trump's net worth.”
Trump just became one of the top 25 richest people on earth. Through this. Insane, open & now normalized corruption.
Trump just became one of the top 25 richest people on earth. Through this. Insane, open & now normalized corruption.
Donald Trump is the newest crypto billionaire
His $TRUMP wealth overshadows Truth Social and his real estate holdings.
www.axios.com
January 19, 2025 at 6:18 PM
“The $TRUMP memecoin — a financial asset that didn't exist on Friday afternoon — now accounts for about 89% of Donald Trump's net worth.”
Trump just became one of the top 25 richest people on earth. Through this. Insane, open & now normalized corruption.
Trump just became one of the top 25 richest people on earth. Through this. Insane, open & now normalized corruption.
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Literally all they had to do was not pass the law banning TikTok and this entire awful news cycle wouldn’t have happened.
January 19, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Literally all they had to do was not pass the law banning TikTok and this entire awful news cycle wouldn’t have happened.
Ugh, Dave Chapelle is just not funny anymore.
January 19, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Ugh, Dave Chapelle is just not funny anymore.
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it’s so awesome how god awful the average democratic party loyalist is
January 19, 2025 at 8:36 AM
it’s so awesome how god awful the average democratic party loyalist is
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I cannot believe that our ghetto ass govn't actually worked together to get rid of a fuckin app. Meanwhile, I can die from eating a mixed salad laced with Listeria or a mass shooting on my way to get it. Man, FUCK YALLL
January 19, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I cannot believe that our ghetto ass govn't actually worked together to get rid of a fuckin app. Meanwhile, I can die from eating a mixed salad laced with Listeria or a mass shooting on my way to get it. Man, FUCK YALLL
Not our landlord trying to gain sympathy from us by telling us about all the money he has to spend to fix a crumbling home that has been eaten away by his own negligence.
a woman is sitting in a car with the word trendizsst on the bottom
ALT: a woman is sitting in a car with the word trendizsst on the bottom
media.tenor.com
January 18, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Not our landlord trying to gain sympathy from us by telling us about all the money he has to spend to fix a crumbling home that has been eaten away by his own negligence.