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🍉 Lani Shani 🪐
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A real down to Mars girl... I confess I'm becoming obsessed with the feminine and divine. Dhanishta 🌜 (AK) / Purva Ashadha 🌞 / UPB 🌄
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I've been studying astrology off and on for two decades. I started using traditional rulership and Hellenistic traditions about 5 years ago and started studying Vedic almost two years ago. #addmeastrosphere
I found a very important note on my phone:
January 13, 2025 at 5:54 PM
GIMME COOKIE
January 13, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Happy Capricorn season!!!
December 23, 2024 at 1:02 AM
Blueskiiiii I didn't forget about you (I kind of forgot about you).
December 21, 2024 at 1:00 AM
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Don’t knock masturbation. It’s sex with someone who thinks I’m funny
December 13, 2024 at 3:16 AM
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It’s funny to read over the alleged shooter’s posts and reflect that X is now optimized for precisely this Type of Guy
December 9, 2024 at 7:37 PM
MS DOS
December 11, 2024 at 1:53 AM
Accurate
December 11, 2024 at 1:53 AM
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I wish Warren Zevon were alive to write a song called “Busted At A McDonald’s In Altoona.”
December 10, 2024 at 2:06 AM
Christmas is actually supporting Islam this year
Christmas Crescent. Holiday lights and a crescent moon between the Sears Tower antennas on this day in 2018.
December 10, 2024 at 8:34 PM
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Being a Seattle meteorologist would be the best job, you could be like oh yea its gonna rain and then it doesn’t rain and you can just go “Seattle! am I right folks” and then go get drunk at the Pink Door
December 10, 2024 at 5:12 PM
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Even without astrology, by association and his status. Billionaires are all evil, all of them
December 9, 2024 at 1:32 AM
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It sucks that after I die I won't get to see how sad everyone is that I'm gone.
December 9, 2024 at 7:26 AM
Since my natal nodes are in the 11/5h I will always have a 12h year with my nodes in the 12/6 ... 😒
December 9, 2024 at 10:26 AM
Saturn
not getting what i wanted made me realize it wasn’t even what i wanted
December 9, 2024 at 10:20 AM
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Putting ingredients in little Pyrex bowls makes me feel like a real friggin Top Chef
December 8, 2024 at 1:10 AM
An associate gave me this wallet bc I "reminder her of Lisa" 🥹

Yesterday, another associate, who barely talks, made a point to tell me I had good music taste (they finally gave us a speaker again). 🥹🥹🥹
December 8, 2024 at 12:17 AM
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Venus entered Aquarius

My fav Venus in Aquarius celebrity is Sade. Her most famous song is called “No ordinary love”
a woman in a wedding dress is laying in a bed with her hand on her head .
ALT: a woman in a wedding dress is laying in a bed with her hand on her head .
media.tenor.com
December 7, 2024 at 11:01 AM
This app needs more random dudes bullying 20something guys for having ED.
December 7, 2024 at 11:32 AM
Okay? Cry harder.
December 7, 2024 at 9:05 AM
DAVE!!!!
This is Dave doing his "please pet me" pose. And yes, I always pet him when he does it.
December 7, 2024 at 8:51 AM
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This Mars ℞ I’m channeling whatever she is on
December 6, 2024 at 10:45 PM
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Derenged online leftists are celebrating the death of Ebenizier Scrooge
December 7, 2024 at 5:24 AM
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only idiots rob banks. i rob zoos. i have 47 meerkats
December 7, 2024 at 2:28 AM
Your 5th saved screenshot is your Mars Rx lesson:

The lesson is y'all need to get on my level lol
December 7, 2024 at 5:13 AM