Fernie
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You WILLL NOT guess what this is about. But I encourage you to try before clicking through for the answer. www.reddit.com/r/AskNYC/s/X...
July 21, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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A little clip from a recent keynote I gave, featuring Refried 🎶
May 1, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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Yes. I do not want to ever 'move on' again. Every time we turn the cheek, overlook the criminality, absolve the sins, they come back worse.

I want punishment. Deterrence. Retribution. Err on the side of excess, not lenity.

Anything less is asking them to come back worse yet again.
Democrats should be running on:

“I will specifically make life hell for these specific rich bigoted white man criminals with mouths that look like inflamed assholes.”
ed3d.net Ed @ed3d.net · Mar 29
every day I look at pete hegseth's crime-ass face and I realize it is another step closer to us being able to literally run on "I will put every one of these motherfuckers in jail, vote democrat 202(6|8)"
March 29, 2025 at 11:06 AM
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Okay, so at the request of the lovely @trance.bsky.social , I'm going to tell a story about what happens when a shitty person is "just joking", and then discovers there are consequences.

AKA That Time Kat Started An Antifascist Hallway Riot In The Third Grade.

Grab your beverage of choice.
February 16, 2025 at 8:53 AM
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january can be a month where you lose all sense of time. but rest assured we are here to serve you 31 hours a day, 9 days a week, 572 days a year.
January 28, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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I answered a reporter's question: "The long-term well-being of our climate system is incompatible with the short-term gains of shareholders." I stand by that statement.
January 25, 2025 at 8:38 AM
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A man in Indiana made an AT-AT costume for his horse, intending to only get a few pictures before removing it. When he took off the headpiece the horse got upset and insisted that he put it back on, which made the horse happy again. Now the horse isn't allowing him to remove any piece of the costume
January 10, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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for every 50 likes i’ll photoshop betty white into movies she wasn’t really in.
January 3, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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A story that begins with a corpse on the floor is a mystery. A story that ends with a corpse on the floor is a tragedy. A story that begins with a floor on a corpse is The Wizard of Oz.
December 4, 2024 at 7:45 PM
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I understand we live in interesting times and all, but could we have one boring afternoon to answer emails and finish some work?
November 19, 2024 at 10:04 PM
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CW enslavement/prison labor

Every time I mention that the Trump plans will lead to massive agricultural labor shortages and scarcity/higher food prices, someone says “they’re planning to use prison labor.”

Of course they are. But…
November 16, 2024 at 3:01 PM