Kylie Riot
@kylieriot.bsky.social
i’m the chicken feet on baba yaga’s hut
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RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.
Outcry grows after multiple trans users were targeted for mild criticisms of the anti-trans billionaire.
Bluesky silenced trans voices over J.K. Rowling, here’s why
Outcry grows after multiple trans users were targeted for mild criticisms of the anti-trans billionaire.
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August 21, 2025 at 1:43 PM
RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.
I know this shirt will be of interest to some of y’all (as it was to me obvi) 💖
August 6, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I know this shirt will be of interest to some of y’all (as it was to me obvi) 💖
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jokes on you no one in the homestar runner demographic gets to retire
can someone old please explain why homestar runner is funny? is the humor something i'll only be able to understand after retirement?
August 4, 2025 at 1:49 PM
jokes on you no one in the homestar runner demographic gets to retire
What perfect albums came out when you were 16?
July 23, 2025 at 1:07 AM
What perfect albums came out when you were 16?
I do not need to spend $128 on this, I do not need to spend $128 on this, I do not need to spend
I HAVE LEARNED FROM CRITICALLY IMPORTANT + WALLET RUINING MOTHMAN BUILD-A-BEAR INFO www.buildabear.com/giant-mothma...
July 22, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I do not need to spend $128 on this, I do not need to spend $128 on this, I do not need to spend
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Entire series finale hinged on him seducing the Pope and we were all just like "yeah that makes sense"
July 10, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Entire series finale hinged on him seducing the Pope and we were all just like "yeah that makes sense"
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Under no circumstances do you have to hand it Gul Dukat, but yeah, he can get it.
A thing I just said (and meant): “Unfortch, Gul Dukat is totally my type.”
July 10, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Under no circumstances do you have to hand it Gul Dukat, but yeah, he can get it.
A thing I just said (and meant): “Unfortch, Gul Dukat is totally my type.”
July 9, 2025 at 11:55 PM
A thing I just said (and meant): “Unfortch, Gul Dukat is totally my type.”
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ppls reactions to kinks they don't like is so overblown, noone is forcing you to jerk off to it. noone is grabbing your cock while forcefully holding you down. tying you to a chair and buzzing you with a wand till you cant see through tears. noone is forcing their fingers in your mouth. theyre not g
June 30, 2025 at 4:51 AM
ppls reactions to kinks they don't like is so overblown, noone is forcing you to jerk off to it. noone is grabbing your cock while forcefully holding you down. tying you to a chair and buzzing you with a wand till you cant see through tears. noone is forcing their fingers in your mouth. theyre not g
FIX YOUR HEARTS OR BE IMPRISONED 💖💖💖💖
"imposes prison sentences of up to two years on those who oppose gender transition treatments for minors."
Spain leading the charge on human rights 🇪🇸
europeanconservative.com/articles/new...
Spain leading the charge on human rights 🇪🇸
europeanconservative.com/articles/new...
Oppose Your Kids’ Gender Transition? Spain Wants You Behind Bars
The ‘center-right’ has joined the Left in a surreal proposal to amend the Spanish Penal Code.
europeanconservative.com
June 30, 2025 at 8:50 PM
FIX YOUR HEARTS OR BE IMPRISONED 💖💖💖💖
Do any of y’all know anything about creating a mold or cast or whatever of one’s body/parts? Need to know for Art purposes and I have no idea of how or where to even start learning…
June 22, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Do any of y’all know anything about creating a mold or cast or whatever of one’s body/parts? Need to know for Art purposes and I have no idea of how or where to even start learning…
You know what I love? A capital-N Nose. A big nose? An interesting shape? Fuckin gorgeous. So hot.
June 22, 2025 at 2:12 AM
You know what I love? A capital-N Nose. A big nose? An interesting shape? Fuckin gorgeous. So hot.
Once in like 2001 or something, I bodily bumped into Dave Matthews on the street in San Francisco, in front of the Fairmont. He seemed mildly surprised bc I could NOT have cared any less, I just apologized and kept walking. 😂😂
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
June 13, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Once in like 2001 or something, I bodily bumped into Dave Matthews on the street in San Francisco, in front of the Fairmont. He seemed mildly surprised bc I could NOT have cared any less, I just apologized and kept walking. 😂😂
Hey look @fairouxx.bsky.social, it’s you from the other day.
June 13, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Hey look @fairouxx.bsky.social, it’s you from the other day.
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June 10, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Also, the whole reason I was at the museum was to celebrate the birthday of my fellow Memaw here at Memaw’s Boudin Hut, @fairouxx.bsky.social. One of my favorite people alive, I’m so thrilled you were born. Truly a day of celebration!!
June 6, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Also, the whole reason I was at the museum was to celebrate the birthday of my fellow Memaw here at Memaw’s Boudin Hut, @fairouxx.bsky.social. One of my favorite people alive, I’m so thrilled you were born. Truly a day of celebration!!
Saw the Tamara de Lempicka exhibit at MFAH today - I find her work striking and truly gorgeous. If you ever get a chance to see any of it in person, I highly recommend it!
June 6, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Saw the Tamara de Lempicka exhibit at MFAH today - I find her work striking and truly gorgeous. If you ever get a chance to see any of it in person, I highly recommend it!
Oh my god. I just found out that Daft Punk’s “Around the World” came out in 1997. I am going to crumble to dust and blow away. 👵🏻👵🏻👵🏻
June 1, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Oh my god. I just found out that Daft Punk’s “Around the World” came out in 1997. I am going to crumble to dust and blow away. 👵🏻👵🏻👵🏻
Also. I just described someone as “if John C. Reilly had Shern Min Chow face” which you should know is REALLY FUNNY if you are from Houston.
May 31, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Also. I just described someone as “if John C. Reilly had Shern Min Chow face” which you should know is REALLY FUNNY if you are from Houston.
I can’t tell you how much I love weird people and their weird fuckin art. Just got back from a performance art show that blew my tits off with its weirdness. I’m floating on a cloud of incomprehensible pretension. I couldn’t be happier.
May 31, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I can’t tell you how much I love weird people and their weird fuckin art. Just got back from a performance art show that blew my tits off with its weirdness. I’m floating on a cloud of incomprehensible pretension. I couldn’t be happier.
Tonight on my way home from work I had to exit the freeway bc of an accident and turn off onto a main thoroughfare to get around it. The first thing I saw upon turning onto that road was someone riding a horse down the sidewalk. I love Texas.
May 28, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Tonight on my way home from work I had to exit the freeway bc of an accident and turn off onto a main thoroughfare to get around it. The first thing I saw upon turning onto that road was someone riding a horse down the sidewalk. I love Texas.
I just accidentally called the FAA the FFA and if that ain’t a Texan mistake idk what is.
May 26, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I just accidentally called the FAA the FFA and if that ain’t a Texan mistake idk what is.