Keith
@kws630.bsky.social
Cubs, amateur radio, runner, lawyer, home brewer
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Me: want the stick
Dog: not really
Me: fetch the stick
Dog: why would I do that
Me: fetch it boy
Dog: that seems pointless
Me: [throws stick]
Dog: oh cool now neither of us has a stick
Dog: not really
Me: fetch the stick
Dog: why would I do that
Me: fetch it boy
Dog: that seems pointless
Me: [throws stick]
Dog: oh cool now neither of us has a stick
December 24, 2024 at 3:07 AM
Me: want the stick
Dog: not really
Me: fetch the stick
Dog: why would I do that
Me: fetch it boy
Dog: that seems pointless
Me: [throws stick]
Dog: oh cool now neither of us has a stick
Dog: not really
Me: fetch the stick
Dog: why would I do that
Me: fetch it boy
Dog: that seems pointless
Me: [throws stick]
Dog: oh cool now neither of us has a stick
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When you get to heaven, all the steps you missed while your watch was charging get added to the grand total.
December 14, 2024 at 1:21 PM
When you get to heaven, all the steps you missed while your watch was charging get added to the grand total.
The crypto scammers and the Only Fans folks have made their way here from X, along with a Publishers Clearing House scammer - that was a new one for me.
December 13, 2024 at 11:15 PM
The crypto scammers and the Only Fans folks have made their way here from X, along with a Publishers Clearing House scammer - that was a new one for me.
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Kimberly Guilfoyle is thrilled to be ambassador to Greece as that's pretty much her all-time favorite musical.
December 11, 2024 at 1:11 AM
Kimberly Guilfoyle is thrilled to be ambassador to Greece as that's pretty much her all-time favorite musical.
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I was helping my son with his homework and I told him that a female gazelle was called a madamazelle so now I have another meeting with his teacher.
December 5, 2024 at 8:29 PM
I was helping my son with his homework and I told him that a female gazelle was called a madamazelle so now I have another meeting with his teacher.
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ME: I need to apply for eternity leave
HR: you mean paternity leave?
ME: which one means I quit?
HR: you mean paternity leave?
ME: which one means I quit?
November 29, 2024 at 6:26 PM
ME: I need to apply for eternity leave
HR: you mean paternity leave?
ME: which one means I quit?
HR: you mean paternity leave?
ME: which one means I quit?
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Chicagoland transit ridership recovery through September.
November 25, 2024 at 1:23 PM
Chicagoland transit ridership recovery through September.
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this is literally what it feels like to have astigmatism
November 24, 2024 at 3:45 AM
this is literally what it feels like to have astigmatism
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I stand with Sarah McBride and @charlotteclymer.bsky.social.
Please read this.
charlotteclymer.substack.com/p/i-fully-su...
Please read this.
charlotteclymer.substack.com/p/i-fully-su...
I Fully Support Sarah McBride's Decision
Today, Congresswoman-elect Sarah McBride shared a statement in response to a rule proposed by House Republicans, which will certainly pass, that requires trans people only use restrooms aligned with o...
charlotteclymer.substack.com
November 21, 2024 at 1:56 AM
I stand with Sarah McBride and @charlotteclymer.bsky.social.
Please read this.
charlotteclymer.substack.com/p/i-fully-su...
Please read this.
charlotteclymer.substack.com/p/i-fully-su...