Keith
kws630.bsky.social
Keith
@kws630.bsky.social
Cubs, amateur radio, runner, lawyer, home brewer
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Me: want the stick
Dog: not really
Me: fetch the stick
Dog: why would I do that
Me: fetch it boy
Dog: that seems pointless
Me: [throws stick]
Dog: oh cool now neither of us has a stick
December 24, 2024 at 3:07 AM
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When you get to heaven, all the steps you missed while your watch was charging get added to the grand total.
December 14, 2024 at 1:21 PM
The crypto scammers and the Only Fans folks have made their way here from X, along with a Publishers Clearing House scammer - that was a new one for me.
December 13, 2024 at 11:15 PM
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Kimberly Guilfoyle is thrilled to be ambassador to Greece as that's pretty much her all-time favorite musical.
December 11, 2024 at 1:11 AM
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I was helping my son with his homework and I told him that a female gazelle was called a madamazelle so now I have another meeting with his teacher.
December 5, 2024 at 8:29 PM
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ME: I need to apply for eternity leave
HR: you mean paternity leave?
ME: which one means I quit?
November 29, 2024 at 6:26 PM
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Chicagoland transit ridership recovery through September.
November 25, 2024 at 1:23 PM
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this is literally what it feels like to have astigmatism
November 24, 2024 at 3:45 AM