Sam én Ella
@kuzcospoisam.bsky.social
Connoisseur of chaos 🏳️🌈✌️
Tin foil hat window shopper
Tin foil hat window shopper
Pinned
Americans voting against their own interest
November 14, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Americans voting against their own interest
My crash out about GTA getting pushed again is being cancelled out by the Cole Escola Miss Piggy movie news. God works in mysterious ways.
November 8, 2025 at 7:51 PM
My crash out about GTA getting pushed again is being cancelled out by the Cole Escola Miss Piggy movie news. God works in mysterious ways.
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Cat running for office: But we're going to get rid of the humans because they've been treating us very badly. And our bowls will be full in the morning- perhaps fuller than ever before
October 29, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Cat running for office: But we're going to get rid of the humans because they've been treating us very badly. And our bowls will be full in the morning- perhaps fuller than ever before
Feels like the comfort of a hoodie on a bloated day #dragraceuk
October 25, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Feels like the comfort of a hoodie on a bloated day #dragraceuk
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I sure have to see trump a lot for the government being shut down. when my local mcdonalds is closed the manager doesn’t go on the roof and start yelling about how he’s putting shit in the burgers
October 22, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I sure have to see trump a lot for the government being shut down. when my local mcdonalds is closed the manager doesn’t go on the roof and start yelling about how he’s putting shit in the burgers
Couples costume inspo for someone
October 18, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Couples costume inspo for someone
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any culture, at any point in history, could have invented darude’s sandstorm. the fact that they didn’t is just further proof that old times were busted generally
October 14, 2025 at 2:29 AM
any culture, at any point in history, could have invented darude’s sandstorm. the fact that they didn’t is just further proof that old times were busted generally
Neighbor’s choice of yard decor is questionable
October 14, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Neighbor’s choice of yard decor is questionable
The Substance (2024)
October 14, 2025 at 1:45 AM
The Substance (2024)
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Every nihilist is worshipping his own depression
October 2, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Every nihilist is worshipping his own depression
“Bust my pussy nut while I’m fingering your butt” - Rupaul Charles
September 20, 2025 at 12:00 AM
“Bust my pussy nut while I’m fingering your butt” - Rupaul Charles
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Video of Columbia Heights residents driving ICE agents out of their area. source: www.instagram.com/reel/DNjkvLQ...
August 20, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Video of Columbia Heights residents driving ICE agents out of their area. source: www.instagram.com/reel/DNjkvLQ...
1 Second a Day app just helped me conceptualize how much the big beautiful bill added to the debt ceiling ($5 trillion).
July 11, 2025 at 10:00 PM
1 Second a Day app just helped me conceptualize how much the big beautiful bill added to the debt ceiling ($5 trillion).
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not now interstellar object candidate
Interstellar object candidate #A11pl3Z from Deep Random Survey, Chile (obs code X09). No obvious tail, will have to do a stack to see if there's anything...
Date is 2025 Jul 2 00:52:39 UTC.
Date is 2025 Jul 2 00:52:39 UTC.
July 2, 2025 at 4:45 AM
not now interstellar object candidate
How your email finds me today
June 30, 2025 at 9:24 PM
How your email finds me today
Hand this out to rude tourists at LAX arrivals
June 26, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Hand this out to rude tourists at LAX arrivals
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watching the UPS guy carry a 40 lb bag of cat litter up my driveway
June 20, 2025 at 10:55 PM
watching the UPS guy carry a 40 lb bag of cat litter up my driveway
Sat down on the toilet at work and the seat was still warm
June 5, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Sat down on the toilet at work and the seat was still warm
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Love hearing about a wish that came true after someone saw 11:11 on a microwave
June 4, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Love hearing about a wish that came true after someone saw 11:11 on a microwave