Sam én Ella
@kuzcospoisam.bsky.social
Connoisseur of chaos 🏳️🌈✌️
Tin foil hat window shopper
Tin foil hat window shopper
Americans voting against their own interest
November 14, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Americans voting against their own interest
The 0.005 seconds that the dumbass part of my brain questions if I am indeed eligible.
November 1, 2025 at 5:09 PM
The 0.005 seconds that the dumbass part of my brain questions if I am indeed eligible.
Feels like the comfort of a hoodie on a bloated day #dragraceuk
October 25, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Feels like the comfort of a hoodie on a bloated day #dragraceuk
Couples costume inspo for someone
October 18, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Couples costume inspo for someone
Neighbor’s choice of yard decor is questionable
October 14, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Neighbor’s choice of yard decor is questionable
The Substance (2024)
October 14, 2025 at 1:45 AM
The Substance (2024)
1 Second a Day app just helped me conceptualize how much the big beautiful bill added to the debt ceiling ($5 trillion).
July 11, 2025 at 10:00 PM
1 Second a Day app just helped me conceptualize how much the big beautiful bill added to the debt ceiling ($5 trillion).
How your email finds me today
June 30, 2025 at 9:24 PM
How your email finds me today
Hand this out to rude tourists at LAX arrivals
June 26, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Hand this out to rude tourists at LAX arrivals
Sat down on the toilet at work and the seat was still warm
June 5, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Sat down on the toilet at work and the seat was still warm
It’s officially white claw season
May 25, 2025 at 1:14 AM
It’s officially white claw season
Elon retreating from politics with his tail between his legs.
May 21, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Elon retreating from politics with his tail between his legs.
The WH anytime she steps out of line
May 21, 2025 at 10:58 PM
The WH anytime she steps out of line
Regarding Bosco on all stars 10
May 12, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Regarding Bosco on all stars 10
Pope’s first speech
May 8, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Pope’s first speech
Tariff shortage stocking up looks different for everyone
May 4, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Tariff shortage stocking up looks different for everyone
Quoting SpongeBob as an adult
May 1, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Quoting SpongeBob as an adult
