Brittney 𓅕
@kurizmatik.bsky.social
❄️✈️🏜️cannabis testing laboratory
Skol • VGK • Twins
Skol • VGK • Twins
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give it up for the catholic church’s recognition that we are an empire in decline
May 8, 2025 at 5:20 PM
give it up for the catholic church’s recognition that we are an empire in decline
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everyone always says "death to america" but then when someone steps up and does it you get mad at him
April 3, 2025 at 3:34 PM
everyone always says "death to america" but then when someone steps up and does it you get mad at him
Gonna need @taberski.bsky.social to do a season 2 of Hysterical: DRONES
December 14, 2024 at 2:13 AM
Gonna need @taberski.bsky.social to do a season 2 of Hysterical: DRONES
Friend is making infused butter. Good time to remind y’all that Storz & Bickel has good BF sales right now on their Volcano and other dry herb vaporizers. Make edibles with your avb! A twofer.
November 29, 2024 at 6:35 PM
Friend is making infused butter. Good time to remind y’all that Storz & Bickel has good BF sales right now on their Volcano and other dry herb vaporizers. Make edibles with your avb! A twofer.
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Repeating my helpful little mnemonic song from Twitter:
If he'll drive you to the criming, he's a Fed 👏👏
If he'll drive you to the criming, he's a Fed 👏👏
If you can't get there without him
And you don't know much about him
If he'll drive you to the criming, he's a Fed 👏👏
If he'll drive you to the criming, he's a Fed 👏👏
If he'll drive you to the criming, he's a Fed 👏👏
If you can't get there without him
And you don't know much about him
If he'll drive you to the criming, he's a Fed 👏👏
after another long day of browsing old court documents, i just want to remind everyone that if a stranger agrees to do something illegal with you and they keep asking you to say out loud what the illegal plan is, that’s because the officer is recording you.
November 23, 2024 at 5:37 AM
Repeating my helpful little mnemonic song from Twitter:
If he'll drive you to the criming, he's a Fed 👏👏
If he'll drive you to the criming, he's a Fed 👏👏
If you can't get there without him
And you don't know much about him
If he'll drive you to the criming, he's a Fed 👏👏
If he'll drive you to the criming, he's a Fed 👏👏
If he'll drive you to the criming, he's a Fed 👏👏
If you can't get there without him
And you don't know much about him
If he'll drive you to the criming, he's a Fed 👏👏
Pretty sunset from the lab tonight
November 23, 2024 at 2:33 AM
Pretty sunset from the lab tonight
Oh. It looks disgusting in Cleveland ❄️❄️ I don’t do snow anymore. I’ll look at the mountains with snow from my backyard and that’s close enough these days.
November 22, 2024 at 3:03 AM
Oh. It looks disgusting in Cleveland ❄️❄️ I don’t do snow anymore. I’ll look at the mountains with snow from my backyard and that’s close enough these days.
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Folks may not realize you can subscribe to a block list and it will block everyone on the list, as well as new additions for you!
Yes! If you go to the list and click subscribe, it will give you the option to block everyone on the list!
November 21, 2024 at 4:18 AM
Folks may not realize you can subscribe to a block list and it will block everyone on the list, as well as new additions for you!
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this is huge. THE CALLS WORKED
H.R. 9494, the attack on non-profits bill, has passed the house.
But it went from being supported by 52 Dems to just 15.
Time to get on your Senator's case and halt the bill there.
But it went from being supported by 52 Dems to just 15.
Time to get on your Senator's case and halt the bill there.
November 22, 2024 at 1:06 AM
this is huge. THE CALLS WORKED
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Why are they sitting on these other reports?
Rep. Chip Roy: “If you release this report, then you know, what’s good for the goose is good for the gander. Let’s start talking about releasing other reports.”
November 21, 2024 at 7:04 PM
Why are they sitting on these other reports?
Dilly Billy 1st of his name keeper of my side of the bed, has an appointment to see if it’s arthritis that’s making him be a grumblepuss and hopefully get some pain medication
November 21, 2024 at 2:38 PM
Dilly Billy 1st of his name keeper of my side of the bed, has an appointment to see if it’s arthritis that’s making him be a grumblepuss and hopefully get some pain medication
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Birdseye new eruption view courtesy of RÚV..
November 21, 2024 at 6:40 AM
Birdseye new eruption view courtesy of RÚV..
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The Blue Lagoon's car park is disappearing by the second. Photo from RÚV.
November 21, 2024 at 1:44 PM
The Blue Lagoon's car park is disappearing by the second. Photo from RÚV.
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it disgusts me the national democratic party barely pushes back at this attempt from the right to wind back LGBTQ rights decades after claiming to be the party of LGBTQ rights
November 20, 2024 at 4:07 PM
it disgusts me the national democratic party barely pushes back at this attempt from the right to wind back LGBTQ rights decades after claiming to be the party of LGBTQ rights
On Wednesday’s I get my niece Jazz
November 20, 2024 at 4:03 PM
On Wednesday’s I get my niece Jazz
Ran out of my body wash and made the mistake of using the Mr.’s body wash and omfg….20+ years into this I didn’t know “refreshing” anywhere on dude body wash means my butthole and lady bits are cycling through hot/freezing cold.
Y’all just like the tingly balls and buttholes or like why?
Y’all just like the tingly balls and buttholes or like why?
November 20, 2024 at 3:06 PM
Ran out of my body wash and made the mistake of using the Mr.’s body wash and omfg….20+ years into this I didn’t know “refreshing” anywhere on dude body wash means my butthole and lady bits are cycling through hot/freezing cold.
Y’all just like the tingly balls and buttholes or like why?
Y’all just like the tingly balls and buttholes or like why?
*shakes fists at sky*
Working in the science side of cannabis is absolutely frustrating.
Not sure I’d like the other side of it either from what I’ve seen in 7 years but jfc.
Working in the science side of cannabis is absolutely frustrating.
Not sure I’d like the other side of it either from what I’ve seen in 7 years but jfc.
November 19, 2024 at 4:56 PM
*shakes fists at sky*
Working in the science side of cannabis is absolutely frustrating.
Not sure I’d like the other side of it either from what I’ve seen in 7 years but jfc.
Working in the science side of cannabis is absolutely frustrating.
Not sure I’d like the other side of it either from what I’ve seen in 7 years but jfc.
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your honor, i believe my "i am a domestic terrorist" t-shirt has already answered the questions being raised by my shirts. also, i'm not crying. please don't put in the transcript that i'm crying.
November 18, 2024 at 2:23 AM
your honor, i believe my "i am a domestic terrorist" t-shirt has already answered the questions being raised by my shirts. also, i'm not crying. please don't put in the transcript that i'm crying.
Bathroom squad checking in
November 18, 2024 at 2:41 PM
Bathroom squad checking in
Silo Season 2! Apple really does a piss poor job of marketing their shows.
November 17, 2024 at 4:47 PM
Silo Season 2! Apple really does a piss poor job of marketing their shows.
I did not read the yield on this cookie recipe 🙃
November 17, 2024 at 4:26 PM
I did not read the yield on this cookie recipe 🙃
The group chat got drunk and decided we’re doing a holiday concert @ work. I think I’m the only one who played an instrument 🎷
They sound exactly like they did 30+ years ago ☠️
They sound exactly like they did 30+ years ago ☠️
November 17, 2024 at 2:17 AM
The group chat got drunk and decided we’re doing a holiday concert @ work. I think I’m the only one who played an instrument 🎷
They sound exactly like they did 30+ years ago ☠️
They sound exactly like they did 30+ years ago ☠️
Good Morning from this guy who was singing the song of his people at 4:56am because he wanted bathtub water.
November 16, 2024 at 3:17 PM
Good Morning from this guy who was singing the song of his people at 4:56am because he wanted bathtub water.