Taban Machino
@kublai888.bsky.social
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Chicken Kirk
September 13, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Chicken Kirk
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st. peter pulling the lever for the trapdoor to hell:
September 10, 2025 at 8:26 PM
st. peter pulling the lever for the trapdoor to hell:
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I saw Superman today. From the Twitter buzz I really thought Superman was gonna say globalize the intifada and dab :(
July 20, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I saw Superman today. From the Twitter buzz I really thought Superman was gonna say globalize the intifada and dab :(
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THE LAND AFTER TIME
LITTLEFOOT: aaaahhhhh fuck I’m late
LITTLEFOOT: aaaahhhhh fuck I’m late
July 17, 2025 at 2:38 AM
THE LAND AFTER TIME
LITTLEFOOT: aaaahhhhh fuck I’m late
LITTLEFOOT: aaaahhhhh fuck I’m late
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Permission to go woke sir
July 16, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Permission to go woke sir
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I don’t really know what a nimby or yimby is it sounds like voodoo to me
July 17, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I don’t really know what a nimby or yimby is it sounds like voodoo to me
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Probably the biggest challenge in my life right now is being possessed by the Devil
July 12, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Probably the biggest challenge in my life right now is being possessed by the Devil
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When I was kid, we were so poor we could only afford generic pets. I’ll never forget Dog
July 12, 2025 at 2:41 PM
When I was kid, we were so poor we could only afford generic pets. I’ll never forget Dog
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bill clinton getting blowjob from a 25 year old intern was a 9-12 month news cycle.. trump on numerous videos with teenagers on epsteins plane and island and other places will be about 7-14 days
July 12, 2025 at 2:13 AM
bill clinton getting blowjob from a 25 year old intern was a 9-12 month news cycle.. trump on numerous videos with teenagers on epsteins plane and island and other places will be about 7-14 days
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OKC bombing and OJ verdict
July 12, 2025 at 2:28 AM
OKC bombing and OJ verdict
okay so u in da military stop being in the military and being da gehshtapo
July 12, 2025 at 5:18 PM
okay so u in da military stop being in the military and being da gehshtapo
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I love Jane Goodall.
July 10, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I love Jane Goodall.
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I hate all things now. something wicked this way comes and it's a few hours rest and the reoccurring delusion that all my efforts are meaningful and that one day I will not be tired.
July 11, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I hate all things now. something wicked this way comes and it's a few hours rest and the reoccurring delusion that all my efforts are meaningful and that one day I will not be tired.
The bus has a working AC in the front and a portal to hell in the back. A few people have complained,I traded seats with some guy. He seems grateful. It is hot back here.
July 6, 2025 at 6:49 PM
The bus has a working AC in the front and a portal to hell in the back. A few people have complained,I traded seats with some guy. He seems grateful. It is hot back here.
thoughts so far. bluesky low-key kinda lame town. Still working on training. My sweet sweet lib algorithm to get away from all the boomer posts lol
July 6, 2025 at 5:42 PM
thoughts so far. bluesky low-key kinda lame town. Still working on training. My sweet sweet lib algorithm to get away from all the boomer posts lol
my intention is to post thoughts and then also to repost funny banger tweets
July 6, 2025 at 5:41 PM
my intention is to post thoughts and then also to repost funny banger tweets
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Society grows when old men slash estates taxes for inheritances they will never spend on cocaine
July 1, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Society grows when old men slash estates taxes for inheritances they will never spend on cocaine
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A haiku:
It’s two-thousand two,
Aww skeet skeet mother fucker,
Aww skeet skeet goddamn.
It’s two-thousand two,
Aww skeet skeet mother fucker,
Aww skeet skeet goddamn.
June 5, 2025 at 4:56 PM
A haiku:
It’s two-thousand two,
Aww skeet skeet mother fucker,
Aww skeet skeet goddamn.
It’s two-thousand two,
Aww skeet skeet mother fucker,
Aww skeet skeet goddamn.
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y’all ever read the comic where the hulk discovers bisexuality
July 6, 2025 at 5:15 PM
y’all ever read the comic where the hulk discovers bisexuality
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This means that people with two blue eyes are 100% blind. Blue-eyed pirates may he able to re-acquire 50% of their vision, but they are legally required to grow a beard to do so.
July 6, 2025 at 4:06 PM
This means that people with two blue eyes are 100% blind. Blue-eyed pirates may he able to re-acquire 50% of their vision, but they are legally required to grow a beard to do so.