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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
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in 2026 we are going to kill INSTAGRAM the dogshit prison for peoples photographs
December 31, 2025 at 9:57 PM
in 2026 we are going to kill INSTAGRAM the dogshit prison for peoples photographs
Well played, person that stole my wife's credit card number. Your RV repair was declined, but the st judes donation you made has followed me for 3 months, asking for more money
November 21, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Well played, person that stole my wife's credit card number. Your RV repair was declined, but the st judes donation you made has followed me for 3 months, asking for more money
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I have decided: I don't need to know that the shipping label was created. Keep me in the dark on that. Come back to me when something real is happening
November 4, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I have decided: I don't need to know that the shipping label was created. Keep me in the dark on that. Come back to me when something real is happening
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we have got to start killing billionaires. is the first line that the villain speaks in the novel im writing. really though, in the real world, we have to kill these people. he continues
October 16, 2025 at 5:39 AM
we have got to start killing billionaires. is the first line that the villain speaks in the novel im writing. really though, in the real world, we have to kill these people. he continues
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Pete Hegseth accidentally flipping a skateboard into his nuts on live TV
September 29, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Pete Hegseth accidentally flipping a skateboard into his nuts on live TV
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smell ya later chuck. thanks for the free press 👍
September 10, 2025 at 10:07 PM
smell ya later chuck. thanks for the free press 👍
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Agreed with the Cooler Heads here. This act of political violence may one day soon serve as pretext to justify federal occupation of progressive cities or even unaccountable militias imprisoning people of color without due process at impenetrable, inhumane black sites. Well, I sure hope not!
September 10, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Agreed with the Cooler Heads here. This act of political violence may one day soon serve as pretext to justify federal occupation of progressive cities or even unaccountable militias imprisoning people of color without due process at impenetrable, inhumane black sites. Well, I sure hope not!
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well well well look who it is, the lazy ass ferns that just laid browned and flaccid on the ground all winter wanna get all high and mighty now that its a little warmer outside. i wont forget your true nature now that youre standing erect you little shits
April 21, 2025 at 6:29 PM
well well well look who it is, the lazy ass ferns that just laid browned and flaccid on the ground all winter wanna get all high and mighty now that its a little warmer outside. i wont forget your true nature now that youre standing erect you little shits
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We need to figure out a way for one particular historical event to happen. A lot of historical events are happening now, but not the one I have in mind. This one would be of great interest to most people I think.
February 21, 2025 at 1:43 AM
We need to figure out a way for one particular historical event to happen. A lot of historical events are happening now, but not the one I have in mind. This one would be of great interest to most people I think.
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okay folks I know we're all skeptical but just this once I say, let's see where this goes
(NYT) - President Trump, furious about delays in delivering two new Air Force One jets, has empowered Elon Musk to explore drastic options to prod Boeing to move faster, including relaxing security clearance standards for some who work on the presidential planes.
www.nytimes.com/2025/02/19/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/02/19/u...
February 19, 2025 at 4:52 PM
okay folks I know we're all skeptical but just this once I say, let's see where this goes
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[mysterious old lady flips tarot card revealing a dude who looks exactly like me flying a hot air balloon into power lines]
Me: is that good
Me: is that good
January 22, 2025 at 8:52 PM
[mysterious old lady flips tarot card revealing a dude who looks exactly like me flying a hot air balloon into power lines]
Me: is that good
Me: is that good
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Merry Christmas to all creatures
December 21, 2024 at 1:01 AM
Merry Christmas to all creatures
Took the wife to a drive-thru xmas light show this evening. This was at the end
December 14, 2024 at 3:20 AM
Took the wife to a drive-thru xmas light show this evening. This was at the end
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I found this article very interesting www.avclub.com/thanksgiving...
5 great podcasts for a busy travel weekend
5 great podcasts for a busy travel weekend
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November 27, 2024 at 5:50 PM
I found this article very interesting www.avclub.com/thanksgiving...
I'm doing the post for @gooffkings.bsky.social tonight. Check them out twitch.tv/gooffkings
November 27, 2024 at 2:16 AM
I'm doing the post for @gooffkings.bsky.social tonight. Check them out twitch.tv/gooffkings
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“hey hangman you promised us pics of plants, this is just a bunch of leaves what gives?” newsflash dumbass, leaves IS plants. leaves provide winter shelter for insects like lightning bugs and butterflies, fertilize the soil, and are a pain in the ass to move anyway so just leave them where you can
November 18, 2024 at 1:48 PM
“hey hangman you promised us pics of plants, this is just a bunch of leaves what gives?” newsflash dumbass, leaves IS plants. leaves provide winter shelter for insects like lightning bugs and butterflies, fertilize the soil, and are a pain in the ass to move anyway so just leave them where you can
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Customer: MY GRANDFATHERS NAME
DMV: CUM GUZZLER
Verdict: DENIED
DMV: CUM GUZZLER
Verdict: DENIED
November 17, 2024 at 2:00 AM
Customer: MY GRANDFATHERS NAME
DMV: CUM GUZZLER
Verdict: DENIED
DMV: CUM GUZZLER
Verdict: DENIED
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Via our parent company @globaltetrahedron.bsky.social CEO @brycetetraeder.bsky.social: theonion.com/heres-why-i-...
November 14, 2024 at 2:06 PM
Via our parent company @globaltetrahedron.bsky.social CEO @brycetetraeder.bsky.social: theonion.com/heres-why-i-...
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We’re thrilled to announce that Aruba will receive the 2024 Internet Archive Hero Award! 🇦🇼 Join us in celebrating this island nation’s groundbreaking efforts in digital preservation & making cultural heritage accessible worldwide: blog.archive.org/2024/10/07/a...
October 7, 2024 at 4:22 PM
We’re thrilled to announce that Aruba will receive the 2024 Internet Archive Hero Award! 🇦🇼 Join us in celebrating this island nation’s groundbreaking efforts in digital preservation & making cultural heritage accessible worldwide: blog.archive.org/2024/10/07/a...
I am the undecided voter in 2024
May 15, 2024 at 4:01 PM
I am the undecided voter in 2024
Thank you Lehigh valley airport,very cool
April 3, 2024 at 10:37 AM
Thank you Lehigh valley airport,very cool
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