just found a copy of Unc's manifesto... Oh UNC!! Come on Unc

I see a lot of you are worried about your stocks so I’m glad I invested all my money in the one asset that will NEVER decline in value: tulips

Our yoga butler at the White Lotus just introduced us to a couple of his local friends, a guy with a snake tattoo and the Magnar of Thenn in a bucket hat

Elmer is obviously attracted to Bugs in a way that Bugs is more aware of than Elmer but I don't think Bugs totally understands the depths of how reciprocal it is on his end. A fascinating relationship.

who up manipulating they log

That Bill Callahan level is a tough one.

By following me you have entered into the jester's contract. I will make you laugh with my japes, my songs, my tumbles and fancies. But I will also hold something of a funhouse mirror up to society. For example: Donald Drumpf looks like a damned cheeto. Still here? Perhaps there's hope for you yet.

The McDonald's Honey Bustard Pickled Sea Fuck Meal