Kriss
@krissbarnhart.bsky.social
Kriss Barnhart: Susboid, TIMster, Hofstra class of '94, Harvard employee, former Red Sox video tech, cat mom. Pronouns she/her. Here because we're not all there.
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Sorry straight people, but your parade was boring af
June 15, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Sorry straight people, but your parade was boring af
Have just realized I need to name a litter of kittens after Taylor Swift albums like now bring me smol cats I shall baptize dem
June 12, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Have just realized I need to name a litter of kittens after Taylor Swift albums like now bring me smol cats I shall baptize dem
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The secret to happiness is perspective, like for instance if you have enough olives in a martini then it’s essentially just a salad with very strong dressing so
June 10, 2025 at 6:51 PM
The secret to happiness is perspective, like for instance if you have enough olives in a martini then it’s essentially just a salad with very strong dressing so
Agreed. My husband gets so much junk to his phone and I had to explain that I don’t because he did political contributions several years ago and this is why I won’t.
For several years now more and more people I know have stopped donating to campaigns because of exactly this:
charlotteclymer.substack.com/p/democrats-... - please share this with any campaigns you know or work with or volunteer for.
#democrats
charlotteclymer.substack.com/p/democrats-... - please share this with any campaigns you know or work with or volunteer for.
#democrats
Democrats I Don't Know Keep Texting Me
Please stop.
charlotteclymer.substack.com
May 22, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Agreed. My husband gets so much junk to his phone and I had to explain that I don’t because he did political contributions several years ago and this is why I won’t.
Look, all I'm saying is at least nightmare fuel is renewable energy
May 21, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Look, all I'm saying is at least nightmare fuel is renewable energy
Firefly rebels: you can’t take the skyyy from meeeeee
Capitalism: hold my beer
Capitalism: hold my beer
I'm actually really scared of losing the sky. I know that may sound weird. But to me a vision of the future that includes routine flying drone delivery, air taxis, & even space billboards (www.scientificamerican.com/article/spac...) is so oppressive that I feel claustrophobic just contemplating it.
Astronomers Fight Ads in Space
Astronomers are racing to protect the dark skies as private companies seek to place large advertisements in Earth orbit
www.scientificamerican.com
May 20, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Firefly rebels: you can’t take the skyyy from meeeeee
Capitalism: hold my beer
Capitalism: hold my beer
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And in an unexpected twist, it turns out the most punk rock things of all are supporting public broadcasting and patronizing your local library and not cheating on your homework with AI
May 20, 2025 at 2:29 PM
And in an unexpected twist, it turns out the most punk rock things of all are supporting public broadcasting and patronizing your local library and not cheating on your homework with AI
As we board the subway at 11pm dressed for the theater I look around and realize that we are giving strong “Batman’s parents” right now and I have to tell you that although Loki Cat is absolutely convinced that he is the night I’m actually not sure he’s up to the job so good luck.
May 12, 2025 at 1:09 PM
As we board the subway at 11pm dressed for the theater I look around and realize that we are giving strong “Batman’s parents” right now and I have to tell you that although Loki Cat is absolutely convinced that he is the night I’m actually not sure he’s up to the job so good luck.
Hi all, please feel free to copy and share: this low cost program is aimed especially at those who have recently lost positions due to the actions of D0GE or the wider effects of the +rump economy.
professional.dce.harvard.edu/programs/reb...
professional.dce.harvard.edu/programs/reb...
Rebuilding Your Career After Job Loss: Bouncing Back with Confidence and Positivity - Professional & Executive Development | Harvard DCE
This online program is designed for displaced professionals facing the emotional, professional, and practical challenges of career change.
professional.dce.harvard.edu
May 5, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Hi all, please feel free to copy and share: this low cost program is aimed especially at those who have recently lost positions due to the actions of D0GE or the wider effects of the +rump economy.
professional.dce.harvard.edu/programs/reb...
professional.dce.harvard.edu/programs/reb...
Tis the season(ings): kitchen garden is up! Parsley, mint, rosemary, thyme, basil, sage, Thai basil, tarragon, oregano. Bay laurel tree tucked up on the deck. Tomatoes and peppers in sunny driveway.
May 3, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Tis the season(ings): kitchen garden is up! Parsley, mint, rosemary, thyme, basil, sage, Thai basil, tarragon, oregano. Bay laurel tree tucked up on the deck. Tomatoes and peppers in sunny driveway.
Makeup which cost $6.82 a few months ago now lists at $17.95. Remind me who was paying that $11.13 and where I send the bill.
May 2, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Makeup which cost $6.82 a few months ago now lists at $17.95. Remind me who was paying that $11.13 and where I send the bill.
Boss: Good morning. How are you?
Me (perky): Oh, just directing my rage productively. You?
Boss: Same, same.
Me (perky): Oh, just directing my rage productively. You?
Boss: Same, same.
April 23, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Boss: Good morning. How are you?
Me (perky): Oh, just directing my rage productively. You?
Boss: Same, same.
Me (perky): Oh, just directing my rage productively. You?
Boss: Same, same.
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DJ Cummerbund - DragulAPT.
YouTube video by DJ Cummerbund
www.youtube.com
April 13, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Pro tip for anyone who does not live alone: if you load the dishwasher wrong, you do not need to load the dishwasher.
-she who does not hand wash the dishes before loading the DISHWASHER
-she who does not hand wash the dishes before loading the DISHWASHER
April 12, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Pro tip for anyone who does not live alone: if you load the dishwasher wrong, you do not need to load the dishwasher.
-she who does not hand wash the dishes before loading the DISHWASHER
-she who does not hand wash the dishes before loading the DISHWASHER
*deadpan* No please. How can it it be worse.
Universe: DIRE WOLVES! TA DAAAA!
Universe: DIRE WOLVES! TA DAAAA!
April 9, 2025 at 6:21 PM
*deadpan* No please. How can it it be worse.
Universe: DIRE WOLVES! TA DAAAA!
Universe: DIRE WOLVES! TA DAAAA!
DID YOU KNOW - you can get a titer done to check if your immunity to something like say just to pick something at random MEASLES is still strong? For those of us of a certain age, it's been a minute since our MMR, if we even got the good one. Ask your PCP about a titer, for your peace of mind!
April 2, 2025 at 8:19 PM
DID YOU KNOW - you can get a titer done to check if your immunity to something like say just to pick something at random MEASLES is still strong? For those of us of a certain age, it's been a minute since our MMR, if we even got the good one. Ask your PCP about a titer, for your peace of mind!
Spotify always like “on Saturday afternoons you like Kitchen Orange Bicycle Stripe Fluffy Sky Forestcore” and I’m well those are words sort of but actually this isn’t a bad playlist so sure
March 29, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Spotify always like “on Saturday afternoons you like Kitchen Orange Bicycle Stripe Fluffy Sky Forestcore” and I’m well those are words sort of but actually this isn’t a bad playlist so sure
Yall there are colors on the radar I don’t recognize and it’s 80 in New York this afternoon. Earth is fucked. Have a beer on the patio.
March 29, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Yall there are colors on the radar I don’t recognize and it’s 80 in New York this afternoon. Earth is fucked. Have a beer on the patio.
Oh, my favorite drink. A glass of gin with some things in it.
March 28, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Oh, my favorite drink. A glass of gin with some things in it.
Me in the national security group chat
a man in a suit and tie is standing next to another man in a yellow shirt and tie .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing next to another man in a yellow shirt and tie .
media.tenor.com
March 26, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Me in the national security group chat
Geez, get a functional health dept next thing you know you’re getting truth on your ketchup.
March 24, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Geez, get a functional health dept next thing you know you’re getting truth on your ketchup.
I ponder aloud living by the ocean because the surf masks my genX tinnitus and my husband looks at me like I’m nuts but I know yall get it
March 22, 2025 at 12:42 PM
I ponder aloud living by the ocean because the surf masks my genX tinnitus and my husband looks at me like I’m nuts but I know yall get it
Why does everyplace else in the world have such tiny coffee cups like are we the problem here oh wait
March 21, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Why does everyplace else in the world have such tiny coffee cups like are we the problem here oh wait
Your annual reminder to check if your little white cardigan has become a little yellowish cardigan.
March 13, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Your annual reminder to check if your little white cardigan has become a little yellowish cardigan.