My husband has forgotten shaving supplies and underwear. And wants to know if I brought them. Look, either ask me to pack for you or don’t.

I was about to say becoming bipedal was clearly a mistake but my cat just got startled off the couch and smashed into a table so

Now I’m envisioning the end of the ceremony like releasing doves at a wedding, only with even more audible chaotic flapping

This is a somewhat odd way for an EdX course to go viral but not technically inaccurate. EdX courses are free to all unless you would like your work graded for EdX credit in which case there is a fee.

Wow, that is some serious winning.

I am ordering extra stock of my makeup, lotions, and hair color. I'm too late on Maybelline apparently, but it looks like Cover Girl and L'Oreal have not jacked prices yet.

Sadly, the whole just-in-time supply chain thing plus vastly improved estimates of demand mean I haven't seen significant amounts of half price chocolate after a holiday in years.

Those work at the Ruffrence desk

They work in the purriodicals department.

Well, I mean, is that incorrect or merely incomplete