Kriss
@krissbarnhart.bsky.social
Kriss Barnhart: Susboid, TIMster, Hofstra class of '94, Harvard employee, former Red Sox video tech, cat mom. Pronouns she/her. Here because we're not all there.
Tis the season(ings): kitchen garden is up! Parsley, mint, rosemary, thyme, basil, sage, Thai basil, tarragon, oregano. Bay laurel tree tucked up on the deck. Tomatoes and peppers in sunny driveway.
May 3, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Tis the season(ings): kitchen garden is up! Parsley, mint, rosemary, thyme, basil, sage, Thai basil, tarragon, oregano. Bay laurel tree tucked up on the deck. Tomatoes and peppers in sunny driveway.
Makeup which cost $6.82 a few months ago now lists at $17.95. Remind me who was paying that $11.13 and where I send the bill.
May 2, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Makeup which cost $6.82 a few months ago now lists at $17.95. Remind me who was paying that $11.13 and where I send the bill.
Spotify: you like preppy and romantasy
Me: I what now
Sp: try some crash out clean girl situationship
Me: oh honey you were doing so well bless your heart
Me: I what now
Sp: try some crash out clean girl situationship
Me: oh honey you were doing so well bless your heart
April 4, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Spotify: you like preppy and romantasy
Me: I what now
Sp: try some crash out clean girl situationship
Me: oh honey you were doing so well bless your heart
Me: I what now
Sp: try some crash out clean girl situationship
Me: oh honey you were doing so well bless your heart
Spotify: whimsical tropical house coming of age main character happy alternative indie pop
Me: OH MY GOD! *kisses Spotify on the mouth* YOU DID IT! YOU NAMED AN ACTUAL MUSIC GENRE!
Me: OH MY GOD! *kisses Spotify on the mouth* YOU DID IT! YOU NAMED AN ACTUAL MUSIC GENRE!
April 3, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Spotify: whimsical tropical house coming of age main character happy alternative indie pop
Me: OH MY GOD! *kisses Spotify on the mouth* YOU DID IT! YOU NAMED AN ACTUAL MUSIC GENRE!
Me: OH MY GOD! *kisses Spotify on the mouth* YOU DID IT! YOU NAMED AN ACTUAL MUSIC GENRE!
Spotify: BRAT SUMMER RECESSION POP PINK PILATES PRINCESS HOT GIRL WALK OBSESSED BUBBLEGUM
You Bet Your Life Duck: *drops from ceiling*
You Bet Your Life Duck: *drops from ceiling*
April 3, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Spotify: BRAT SUMMER RECESSION POP PINK PILATES PRINCESS HOT GIRL WALK OBSESSED BUBBLEGUM
You Bet Your Life Duck: *drops from ceiling*
You Bet Your Life Duck: *drops from ceiling*
Me (driving): just put on my daylist. What are today’s six random nouns?
J: happy folk coastal cowgirl granola vibe stomp and holler feel good romcom.
Me: MUST BE SATURDAY!
J: happy folk coastal cowgirl granola vibe stomp and holler feel good romcom.
Me: MUST BE SATURDAY!
March 31, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Me (driving): just put on my daylist. What are today’s six random nouns?
J: happy folk coastal cowgirl granola vibe stomp and holler feel good romcom.
Me: MUST BE SATURDAY!
J: happy folk coastal cowgirl granola vibe stomp and holler feel good romcom.
Me: MUST BE SATURDAY!
Oh, my favorite drink. A glass of gin with some things in it.
March 28, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Oh, my favorite drink. A glass of gin with some things in it.
Geez, get a functional health dept next thing you know you’re getting truth on your ketchup.
March 24, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Geez, get a functional health dept next thing you know you’re getting truth on your ketchup.
Before a banana was taped to the wall, there was Art.
February 22, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Before a banana was taped to the wall, there was Art.
That one time I went dogsledding and saw the Northern Lights.
skreeky.dreamwidth.org/786123.html
skreeky.dreamwidth.org/786123.html
February 7, 2025 at 3:35 PM
That one time I went dogsledding and saw the Northern Lights.
skreeky.dreamwidth.org/786123.html
skreeky.dreamwidth.org/786123.html
I am in the process of moving old content from the faceyplace to dreamwidth. Here is a somewhat spotty travelog from a Bordeaux tour last summer. skreeky.dreamwidth.org/784569.html
February 7, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I am in the process of moving old content from the faceyplace to dreamwidth. Here is a somewhat spotty travelog from a Bordeaux tour last summer. skreeky.dreamwidth.org/784569.html
Yall this my garage ROOF. WTH hopping diagonally across my ROOF.
January 30, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Yall this my garage ROOF. WTH hopping diagonally across my ROOF.
They didn’t realize when they invented it, but the tiny pocket in the front of your jeans is for your AirPods case.
January 22, 2025 at 1:14 PM
They didn’t realize when they invented it, but the tiny pocket in the front of your jeans is for your AirPods case.
Watching the Eras Tour with me like OKAY BUT WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT THIS MIC STAND smh
January 15, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Watching the Eras Tour with me like OKAY BUT WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT THIS MIC STAND smh
Why I ate too many cranberries a pome by kriss
I ate the berries
That were drying on the refrigerator
Forgive me
They were tangy an cronch
I ate the berries
That were drying on the refrigerator
Forgive me
They were tangy an cronch
December 24, 2024 at 2:57 PM
Why I ate too many cranberries a pome by kriss
I ate the berries
That were drying on the refrigerator
Forgive me
They were tangy an cronch
I ate the berries
That were drying on the refrigerator
Forgive me
They were tangy an cronch
This being rx toothpaste, I do not choose the flavor. So what pray tell is FRUIT flavor. I will tell you.
It is Hubba Bubba bubblegum. Sense memories are wild. Here I am brushing my teeth while simultaneously on a schoolbus in trouble for blowing bubbles
It is Hubba Bubba bubblegum. Sense memories are wild. Here I am brushing my teeth while simultaneously on a schoolbus in trouble for blowing bubbles
December 9, 2024 at 2:04 AM
This being rx toothpaste, I do not choose the flavor. So what pray tell is FRUIT flavor. I will tell you.
It is Hubba Bubba bubblegum. Sense memories are wild. Here I am brushing my teeth while simultaneously on a schoolbus in trouble for blowing bubbles
It is Hubba Bubba bubblegum. Sense memories are wild. Here I am brushing my teeth while simultaneously on a schoolbus in trouble for blowing bubbles
In March 2020, the very day NYC shut down, we were destined for a week of Broadway theater including this play. 57 months later, perchance I shall see it.
December 8, 2024 at 12:52 AM
In March 2020, the very day NYC shut down, we were destined for a week of Broadway theater including this play. 57 months later, perchance I shall see it.
This evening’s entertainment: www.lyricstage.com/show-item/no...
December 1, 2024 at 12:39 AM
This evening’s entertainment: www.lyricstage.com/show-item/no...
Noooooo Stripey, not Caga Tio!
November 30, 2024 at 3:22 PM
Noooooo Stripey, not Caga Tio!
So halpful. Happy nuffin tree, Stripeybutt.
November 29, 2024 at 10:34 PM
So halpful. Happy nuffin tree, Stripeybutt.
Don’t be fooled. This is the bitey face.
November 29, 2024 at 8:16 PM
Don’t be fooled. This is the bitey face.
Me: um hai. Whatcha doin over there?
Freya: I HALPP MOMM
Freya: I HALPP MOMM
November 29, 2024 at 6:21 PM
Me: um hai. Whatcha doin over there?
Freya: I HALPP MOMM
Freya: I HALPP MOMM
This one is Ms. Freya Stripeybutt. Moves with the subtlety of a dryer full of tennis balls. Eats paper. Total daddy’s girl. Unfortunately the brains of this operation. Touch a paw and die where you stand.
November 27, 2024 at 4:23 PM
This one is Ms. Freya Stripeybutt. Moves with the subtlety of a dryer full of tennis balls. Eats paper. Total daddy’s girl. Unfortunately the brains of this operation. Touch a paw and die where you stand.