Kris M.
@krismath77.bsky.social
Woke GenX-er who loves Disney, converse, & cheese Goonies never say die. Be excellent to each other.
i am so hangry i could stab someone
December 9, 2025 at 4:59 PM
i am so hangry i could stab someone
be so for real right now. what do you mean that me calling back to confirm an appointment has led me to have a full on crash out for the past hour. fuck anxiety. fuck ctpsd.
December 5, 2025 at 4:31 PM
be so for real right now. what do you mean that me calling back to confirm an appointment has led me to have a full on crash out for the past hour. fuck anxiety. fuck ctpsd.
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but seriously. this anxiety. wtf.
August 14, 2025 at 6:07 PM
but seriously. this anxiety. wtf.
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Warnock: If I'm honest, there are days when I have to ask people of my faith tradition as a Christian, are we reading the same book?
The book I know says I was hungry and you fed me. I was sick, I was in prison and you visited me, I was a stranger and you welcomed me….
The book I know says I was hungry and you fed me. I was sick, I was in prison and you visited me, I was a stranger and you welcomed me….
June 30, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Warnock: If I'm honest, there are days when I have to ask people of my faith tradition as a Christian, are we reading the same book?
The book I know says I was hungry and you fed me. I was sick, I was in prison and you visited me, I was a stranger and you welcomed me….
The book I know says I was hungry and you fed me. I was sick, I was in prison and you visited me, I was a stranger and you welcomed me….
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Just once I'd like the fridge to open me up and toss out all the bad shit.
June 23, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Just once I'd like the fridge to open me up and toss out all the bad shit.
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Some thoughts about the military parade in my hometown of Washington DC today -- specifically, the route. Military parades in DC are quite rare. But when they happen, they have always begun, symbolically and geographically, at the Capitol and moved outward. 1/
June 14, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Some thoughts about the military parade in my hometown of Washington DC today -- specifically, the route. Military parades in DC are quite rare. But when they happen, they have always begun, symbolically and geographically, at the Capitol and moved outward. 1/
also and what do you mean I need a mammogram, ultrasound and MRI like WTF. There should be an all in option because psyching myself to do this 3 separate times is total bullshit and a fucking nightmare TBH
June 11, 2025 at 1:06 PM
also and what do you mean I need a mammogram, ultrasound and MRI like WTF. There should be an all in option because psyching myself to do this 3 separate times is total bullshit and a fucking nightmare TBH
if men had to have their dicks manhandled and squished every year the way women’s boobs are treated for mammograms someone would have invented a better way to screen.
awkward and painful as fuck
awkward and painful as fuck
June 11, 2025 at 12:59 PM
if men had to have their dicks manhandled and squished every year the way women’s boobs are treated for mammograms someone would have invented a better way to screen.
awkward and painful as fuck
awkward and painful as fuck
and now after i’ve completely spiraled this lady tells me she found the order that they had them send the correct one yesterday
June 11, 2025 at 12:22 PM
and now after i’ve completely spiraled this lady tells me she found the order that they had them send the correct one yesterday
run run run my brain says
my therapists voice in my head says stay. to tell my rain thanks for the warning but this is it a threat. sure fucking feels like one to my fucked up brain
my therapists voice in my head says stay. to tell my rain thanks for the warning but this is it a threat. sure fucking feels like one to my fucked up brain
June 11, 2025 at 12:15 PM
run run run my brain says
my therapists voice in my head says stay. to tell my rain thanks for the warning but this is it a threat. sure fucking feels like one to my fucked up brain
my therapists voice in my head says stay. to tell my rain thanks for the warning but this is it a threat. sure fucking feels like one to my fucked up brain
i’m chalking up the fact i haven’t run out of here already as a win
June 11, 2025 at 12:14 PM
i’m chalking up the fact i haven’t run out of here already as a win
i really wish every medical professional was aware of cross and sensitive to it bc what do you mean my mammogram order is wrong because of a technology and i can’t it do it today. do you know the strength im summoning to even be here.
June 11, 2025 at 12:13 PM
i really wish every medical professional was aware of cross and sensitive to it bc what do you mean my mammogram order is wrong because of a technology and i can’t it do it today. do you know the strength im summoning to even be here.
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"Didn't get enough done this week" she says every week. The eldest daughter urge to classify a week as being good if only you were very productive.
May 30, 2025 at 1:37 AM
"Didn't get enough done this week" she says every week. The eldest daughter urge to classify a week as being good if only you were very productive.
it’s just all too much. the everything was and nothingness of it all
May 29, 2025 at 10:42 AM
it’s just all too much. the everything was and nothingness of it all
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“God is on your side” makes for a clever, feel-good cliché, but it’s not true.
God is on the side of love, peace, justice, and redemption.
If you are on that side, God is right there with you.
If you are not, God beckons you to switch sides.
God is on the side of love, peace, justice, and redemption.
If you are on that side, God is right there with you.
If you are not, God beckons you to switch sides.
May 23, 2025 at 12:12 PM
“God is on your side” makes for a clever, feel-good cliché, but it’s not true.
God is on the side of love, peace, justice, and redemption.
If you are on that side, God is right there with you.
If you are not, God beckons you to switch sides.
God is on the side of love, peace, justice, and redemption.
If you are on that side, God is right there with you.
If you are not, God beckons you to switch sides.
never in my life that I think I would be someone who would inject my wrinkles but well here we are. never say never.
May 22, 2025 at 2:52 PM
never in my life that I think I would be someone who would inject my wrinkles but well here we are. never say never.
lady next to me in karate waiting area is watching videos super load with headphones. why are people like this
May 19, 2025 at 10:58 PM
lady next to me in karate waiting area is watching videos super load with headphones. why are people like this
there are two types of people in this world. people who round up when sending you a venmo transaction and those who send the exact amount
May 19, 2025 at 10:57 PM
there are two types of people in this world. people who round up when sending you a venmo transaction and those who send the exact amount
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qatar just sent a plane to the USA as a "gift" and I see we need to learn the lesson of the trojan horse once again
May 11, 2025 at 3:14 PM
qatar just sent a plane to the USA as a "gift" and I see we need to learn the lesson of the trojan horse once again
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Please don't put in the newspaper that 28 children laughed at me
May 11, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Please don't put in the newspaper that 28 children laughed at me
why are puff sleeves a thing. they don’t look good on anyone
May 7, 2025 at 5:56 PM
why are puff sleeves a thing. they don’t look good on anyone
Fuck you Florida Blue for raising my diabetic medication by 500 percent
May 2, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Fuck you Florida Blue for raising my diabetic medication by 500 percent