Kris King 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇪🇺🇺🇦💙
@kris-king.bsky.social
Half of widely-ignored musical comedy duo Intermittent Explosive Disorder, developer, lazy blogger, goth-ish rat owner, and kidney patient. This is my drivel.
www.youtube.com/FunnySongsOrElse
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www.youtube.com/FunnySongsOrElse
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Well, "Titanique" looks fucking terrible.
I get it's a spoof, but it's also another in a long line of "[Movie Or TV Show You Like]: The Musical".
Cynical creations designed to appeal to twats who want to feel cultured because they went to the theatre but who don't want to have to think #Strictly
I get it's a spoof, but it's also another in a long line of "[Movie Or TV Show You Like]: The Musical".
Cynical creations designed to appeal to twats who want to feel cultured because they went to the theatre but who don't want to have to think #Strictly
December 7, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Well, "Titanique" looks fucking terrible.
I get it's a spoof, but it's also another in a long line of "[Movie Or TV Show You Like]: The Musical".
Cynical creations designed to appeal to twats who want to feel cultured because they went to the theatre but who don't want to have to think #Strictly
I get it's a spoof, but it's also another in a long line of "[Movie Or TV Show You Like]: The Musical".
Cynical creations designed to appeal to twats who want to feel cultured because they went to the theatre but who don't want to have to think #Strictly
Instant Dance every year from now on, please, #Strictly.
That was so delightfully and hilariously chaotic ... why did we have to wait 20+ years for this piece of brilliance?
That was so delightfully and hilariously chaotic ... why did we have to wait 20+ years for this piece of brilliance?
November 29, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Instant Dance every year from now on, please, #Strictly.
That was so delightfully and hilariously chaotic ... why did we have to wait 20+ years for this piece of brilliance?
That was so delightfully and hilariously chaotic ... why did we have to wait 20+ years for this piece of brilliance?
Anyone else get to that moment in #StrangerThings S5 where they shout "Kill Vecna!" in unison, and instead you hear "For Vectron!"? 😆
November 27, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Anyone else get to that moment in #StrangerThings S5 where they shout "Kill Vecna!" in unison, and instead you hear "For Vectron!"? 😆
Hey, #Huel advert guy!
Do you ever think that the "important stuff" you now have more time for because you're "using" your stupid, gym bro gruel should actually include, you know, enjoying meals with your family?
No?
Oh well, keep sucking that poser porridge smoothie then, you pretentious twat.
Do you ever think that the "important stuff" you now have more time for because you're "using" your stupid, gym bro gruel should actually include, you know, enjoying meals with your family?
No?
Oh well, keep sucking that poser porridge smoothie then, you pretentious twat.
November 23, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Hey, #Huel advert guy!
Do you ever think that the "important stuff" you now have more time for because you're "using" your stupid, gym bro gruel should actually include, you know, enjoying meals with your family?
No?
Oh well, keep sucking that poser porridge smoothie then, you pretentious twat.
Do you ever think that the "important stuff" you now have more time for because you're "using" your stupid, gym bro gruel should actually include, you know, enjoying meals with your family?
No?
Oh well, keep sucking that poser porridge smoothie then, you pretentious twat.
Phase 2 will be the creation of the Drumpfjugend.
Trump plans to dismantle the American Education department
This means stripping schools of critical funding, launching national school voucher programs, giving more funding & less oversight for private operators + allowing Immigration & Customs Enforcement raids on public schools
#DonaldTrump
This means stripping schools of critical funding, launching national school voucher programs, giving more funding & less oversight for private operators + allowing Immigration & Customs Enforcement raids on public schools
#DonaldTrump
November 20, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Phase 2 will be the creation of the Drumpfjugend.
November 15, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I do, in fact, want anybody else, and when I think about you, I absolutely do not touch myself.
I am *not* coming up, and I am most definitely not gonna get any party started.
If I'm honest, I have done very little my way.
November 5, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I do, in fact, want anybody else, and when I think about you, I absolutely do not touch myself.
When did a talent-vacuum who once racially abused and beat up a black woman in a club toilet become regarded as an "icon"?
Did I miss a meeting or an email or something? #Strictly
Did I miss a meeting or an email or something? #Strictly
October 25, 2025 at 6:25 PM
When did a talent-vacuum who once racially abused and beat up a black woman in a club toilet become regarded as an "icon"?
Did I miss a meeting or an email or something? #Strictly
Did I miss a meeting or an email or something? #Strictly
If Prince Andrew continuing to stay at Royal Lodge is going to be a problem then someone should let him know that Ian Watkins' cell has become available.
October 21, 2025 at 3:04 PM
If Prince Andrew continuing to stay at Royal Lodge is going to be a problem then someone should let him know that Ian Watkins' cell has become available.
Absolutely the right decision by Craig.
Chris was always going to be one of those stompy, graceless dancers who over-relies on their strength and athletic ability to get through on lifts and tricks.
Shirley's overt bias towards the hunkier male contestants was showing again.
#Strictly
Chris was always going to be one of those stompy, graceless dancers who over-relies on their strength and athletic ability to get through on lifts and tricks.
Shirley's overt bias towards the hunkier male contestants was showing again.
#Strictly
October 19, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Absolutely the right decision by Craig.
Chris was always going to be one of those stompy, graceless dancers who over-relies on their strength and athletic ability to get through on lifts and tricks.
Shirley's overt bias towards the hunkier male contestants was showing again.
#Strictly
Chris was always going to be one of those stompy, graceless dancers who over-relies on their strength and athletic ability to get through on lifts and tricks.
Shirley's overt bias towards the hunkier male contestants was showing again.
#Strictly
October 18, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I get Craig's role is the panto villain, but the audience booing his legit criticism gets really tiresome.
Yes, he's snarky, bitchy, and sarcastic, but when it comes to his actual notes on technique etc. he's pretty much always right.
So, he was a bit mean about your fave - get over it #Strictly
Yes, he's snarky, bitchy, and sarcastic, but when it comes to his actual notes on technique etc. he's pretty much always right.
So, he was a bit mean about your fave - get over it #Strictly
October 11, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I get Craig's role is the panto villain, but the audience booing his legit criticism gets really tiresome.
Yes, he's snarky, bitchy, and sarcastic, but when it comes to his actual notes on technique etc. he's pretty much always right.
So, he was a bit mean about your fave - get over it #Strictly
Yes, he's snarky, bitchy, and sarcastic, but when it comes to his actual notes on technique etc. he's pretty much always right.
So, he was a bit mean about your fave - get over it #Strictly
Tom going out early was completely inevitable, not just because he's monumentally shit but because the kind of drooling, Reform-voting, GB News-watching, Trumpian fuckwits who would support him would never deign to watch such a "woke, lefty, load of old poofy mincing nonsense" as #Strictly
October 5, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Tom going out early was completely inevitable, not just because he's monumentally shit but because the kind of drooling, Reform-voting, GB News-watching, Trumpian fuckwits who would support him would never deign to watch such a "woke, lefty, load of old poofy mincing nonsense" as #Strictly
Thomas Skinner danced like a rickety wardrobe on wonky castors that someone had dressed like a 90s rave comedown and taught to letch like a London cabbie with multiple convictions for sexual assault. #Strictly
October 4, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Thomas Skinner danced like a rickety wardrobe on wonky castors that someone had dressed like a 90s rave comedown and taught to letch like a London cabbie with multiple convictions for sexual assault. #Strictly
September 27, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Sometimes, having a couple of drinks before doing a Wordle puzzle actually helps.
September 26, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Sometimes, having a couple of drinks before doing a Wordle puzzle actually helps.