Kris King 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇪🇺🇺🇦💙
@kris-king.bsky.social
Half of widely-ignored musical comedy duo Intermittent Explosive Disorder, developer, lazy blogger, goth-ish rat owner, and kidney patient. This is my drivel.
www.youtube.com/FunnySongsOrElse
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www.youtube.com/FunnySongsOrElse
(cover image: www.facebook.com/Newtonphotographic
Sometimes, having a couple of drinks before doing a Wordle puzzle actually helps.
September 26, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Sometimes, having a couple of drinks before doing a Wordle puzzle actually helps.
Why does Kash Patel frequently sport the panicked facial expression of a man whose wife has come home early and is in danger of discovering that he's got a lubed-up donkey in the bedroom?
September 17, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Why does Kash Patel frequently sport the panicked facial expression of a man whose wife has come home early and is in danger of discovering that he's got a lubed-up donkey in the bedroom?
It's reassuringly hilarious to know that, outside the US, *this* is deemed by law to be a safer vehicle than the cybertruck (and less likely to be driven by incel cunts) 😂
June 1, 2025 at 6:02 PM
It's reassuringly hilarious to know that, outside the US, *this* is deemed by law to be a safer vehicle than the cybertruck (and less likely to be driven by incel cunts) 😂
Look at this cunt ...
Anyone who gives this woman money from here on out is fucking dead to me.
Anyone who gives this woman money from here on out is fucking dead to me.
April 17, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Look at this cunt ...
Anyone who gives this woman money from here on out is fucking dead to me.
Anyone who gives this woman money from here on out is fucking dead to me.
Re-watching "Married With Children" and this credit got me wondering.
Turns out that, yep, before becoming a full-time deadbeat and professional arsehole the Duchess of Sussex's father was the DoP on Fox's original non-Simpsons sitcom.
Turns out that, yep, before becoming a full-time deadbeat and professional arsehole the Duchess of Sussex's father was the DoP on Fox's original non-Simpsons sitcom.
March 31, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Re-watching "Married With Children" and this credit got me wondering.
Turns out that, yep, before becoming a full-time deadbeat and professional arsehole the Duchess of Sussex's father was the DoP on Fox's original non-Simpsons sitcom.
Turns out that, yep, before becoming a full-time deadbeat and professional arsehole the Duchess of Sussex's father was the DoP on Fox's original non-Simpsons sitcom.
They've finally revealed what type of glue Tesla was using on the Cybertruck.
March 22, 2025 at 6:21 PM
They've finally revealed what type of glue Tesla was using on the Cybertruck.
Really? You think being called a hyperbolic wally is an insult? You *were* being hyperbolic; that's beyond dispute.
If it's "wally" you found insulting, then I can only imagine you'd have a nervous breakdown if someone ever called you a ninny, a nana, or a plonker.
If it's "wally" you found insulting, then I can only imagine you'd have a nervous breakdown if someone ever called you a ninny, a nana, or a plonker.
March 22, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Really? You think being called a hyperbolic wally is an insult? You *were* being hyperbolic; that's beyond dispute.
If it's "wally" you found insulting, then I can only imagine you'd have a nervous breakdown if someone ever called you a ninny, a nana, or a plonker.
If it's "wally" you found insulting, then I can only imagine you'd have a nervous breakdown if someone ever called you a ninny, a nana, or a plonker.
This image doesn't say "no unauthorised persons" to me.
It looks more like Gort from "The Day The Earth Stood Still" is shocked at how massive his goalie glove has gotten.
It looks more like Gort from "The Day The Earth Stood Still" is shocked at how massive his goalie glove has gotten.
March 20, 2025 at 4:33 PM
This image doesn't say "no unauthorised persons" to me.
It looks more like Gort from "The Day The Earth Stood Still" is shocked at how massive his goalie glove has gotten.
It looks more like Gort from "The Day The Earth Stood Still" is shocked at how massive his goalie glove has gotten.
You know, Elon, driving a car is very much like making love to a beautiful woman.
If you're a Tesla owner, you don't know what you doing and so rely on significant, electronic assistance, you do it with excessive speed, and you end up exploding far sooner than anyone would ever be happy with.
If you're a Tesla owner, you don't know what you doing and so rely on significant, electronic assistance, you do it with excessive speed, and you end up exploding far sooner than anyone would ever be happy with.
March 15, 2025 at 8:11 PM
You know, Elon, driving a car is very much like making love to a beautiful woman.
If you're a Tesla owner, you don't know what you doing and so rely on significant, electronic assistance, you do it with excessive speed, and you end up exploding far sooner than anyone would ever be happy with.
If you're a Tesla owner, you don't know what you doing and so rely on significant, electronic assistance, you do it with excessive speed, and you end up exploding far sooner than anyone would ever be happy with.
I do not like that Ted Cruz man
I do not like all those he stans
I do not like that right wing tool
I don't like what he thinks is cool
I do not like him on my screen
Or when he's hawking road machines
I do not like that slimy troll
That man Ted Cruz can munch my hole
I do not like all those he stans
I do not like that right wing tool
I don't like what he thinks is cool
I do not like him on my screen
Or when he's hawking road machines
I do not like that slimy troll
That man Ted Cruz can munch my hole
March 15, 2025 at 2:02 PM
I do not like that Ted Cruz man
I do not like all those he stans
I do not like that right wing tool
I don't like what he thinks is cool
I do not like him on my screen
Or when he's hawking road machines
I do not like that slimy troll
That man Ted Cruz can munch my hole
I do not like all those he stans
I do not like that right wing tool
I don't like what he thinks is cool
I do not like him on my screen
Or when he's hawking road machines
I do not like that slimy troll
That man Ted Cruz can munch my hole
Why does Mel Gibson look like Santa Claus after being suspended pending an investigation by HR?
March 12, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Why does Mel Gibson look like Santa Claus after being suspended pending an investigation by HR?
I proudly present the single worst piece of English-mangling signage I've ever seen.
Taken in Plymouth in 2010 (the shop closed maybe a year later)
Taken in Plymouth in 2010 (the shop closed maybe a year later)
March 8, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I proudly present the single worst piece of English-mangling signage I've ever seen.
Taken in Plymouth in 2010 (the shop closed maybe a year later)
Taken in Plymouth in 2010 (the shop closed maybe a year later)
"Look and Read" really shouldn't have chosen to teach children about words beginning with kn by doing it in threes.
March 8, 2025 at 11:22 PM
"Look and Read" really shouldn't have chosen to teach children about words beginning with kn by doing it in threes.
Is it just me, or does Couchfucker Vance look like a freshly-smacked arse grew a beard?
March 4, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Is it just me, or does Couchfucker Vance look like a freshly-smacked arse grew a beard?
I thought churches were always wanging on about how they had access to a carpenter 24/7?
To be fair, though, it's been 2,000 years since, like every other contractor, he said he'd be right back before buggering off, never to be seen again.
To be fair, though, it's been 2,000 years since, like every other contractor, he said he'd be right back before buggering off, never to be seen again.
February 28, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I thought churches were always wanging on about how they had access to a carpenter 24/7?
To be fair, though, it's been 2,000 years since, like every other contractor, he said he'd be right back before buggering off, never to be seen again.
To be fair, though, it's been 2,000 years since, like every other contractor, he said he'd be right back before buggering off, never to be seen again.
Can ethnic minorities be German?
I seem to recall some amphetamine-addicted, genocidal, fuck-head with a stupid tache asking that exact same question quite a lot in the 1930s and 40s
I seem to recall some amphetamine-addicted, genocidal, fuck-head with a stupid tache asking that exact same question quite a lot in the 1930s and 40s
February 28, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Can ethnic minorities be German?
I seem to recall some amphetamine-addicted, genocidal, fuck-head with a stupid tache asking that exact same question quite a lot in the 1930s and 40s
I seem to recall some amphetamine-addicted, genocidal, fuck-head with a stupid tache asking that exact same question quite a lot in the 1930s and 40s
Well, that buggers my plans for a local, five-a-side duck throwing league.
February 12, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Well, that buggers my plans for a local, five-a-side duck throwing league.
"New Paul McCartney" is doing nothing to help debunk the conspiracy theory that the old one died and was replaced.
January 29, 2025 at 4:01 PM
"New Paul McCartney" is doing nothing to help debunk the conspiracy theory that the old one died and was replaced.
January 20, 2025 at 10:21 AM
It's a bit fucking rich for Noel Skum to wang on about the sexual exploitation of children when he spent time hanging out with this fucking monster.
January 7, 2025 at 10:23 PM
It's a bit fucking rich for Noel Skum to wang on about the sexual exploitation of children when he spent time hanging out with this fucking monster.