Fuck off, Richard Curtis.

If he's seeing gay porn then he must have gotten confused and logged on to Nutflix.

I hate that attitude, not just because it ignores the lifesaving aspect, but also because they objectively *don't* make money.

They *save* money that would otherwise be spent pursuing someone through the courts, sure, but they ultimately just barely cover the cost of maintenance and administration.

Definitely interesting

To me, the "bio" part is for "biographical", rather than "biography".

You don't need to fake religious piety as a defence against accountability for noncing when your brother is literally the king.

"Biopic" is a particular bug-bear of mine.

It's as if those who rhyme it with "myopic" have never once thought about the two words it is actually a concatenated abbreviation of.

It's an acronym for Big Army Non-General Emergency Room Surgery

No one cares, you precious, petty little bitch.

So, it's *you* who's been staring in at my kitchen window all that time?

I always thought it sounded like "popery", like it describes the daily activities of the pontiff.

"What's Leo XIV up to today?"

"Ah, the usual popery"

Regardless of where or how it happens, they'll doubtless claim he was assassinated by the left and demand the execution of everyone who has ever voted Democrat.

Then:

"Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free"

Now:

"WE DON'T WANT THEM. NOT ONE"

I'm right now imagining this idiot loudly complaining in a branch of Kwik Fit about why he should have to pay more than a couple of quid for his tyres.

This must also mean that there's now 3,321 portraits of the fallen Madonna with 6,642 big boobies

"Listen very carefully, I shall say zis more than once"

The thickness of a smartphone user should be measured by whether they try to listen to it by holding it perpendicular to their ear at the *microphone* end.

I can only assume he hates architects because they're able to say how ugly and shit his buildings are, and he hates accountants because they can comprehensively show how much of a fraud he is.

Only if your aim is to nod off and drive into a fucking tree.

Enya is musical anaesthesia.