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kodoe-g.bsky.social
Oakland Noodle Boy
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Queer boy-o living it up in the Bay
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shenanigansen.bsky.social
Panel 1: A happy brain with sparkles in its eyes is throwing up its hands and yelling "I LOVE DOPAMINE!!!!!" Panel 2: The brain is happily running towards a door labeled "social media". Panel 3: A metal gate is abruptly descends from the top of the door, shutting it and blocking the path, bringing the brain's run to a screeching halt. Panel 4: The brain, now stressed and with clenched teeth, is running towards a different door labeled "video games". Panel 5: This door too, shuts in front of the brain, bringing its run to a screeching halt. Panel 6: Behind the brain, Shen shows up, holding a remote with a red button that he's been seemingly using to control the doors. He has a shadow over his eyes and an overall very serious expression. The brain, in the foreground, is sweating bullets. Panel 7: A closeup of Shen's hand, pointing towards something seemingly far off to the side. Panel 8: His hand and the brain (still sweating) bookmark the frame as it's revealed that what Shen is pointing at is a very far away door. Panel 9: A closer view of the door reveals that it is labeled "actual life goals". Panel 10: The brain has his face scrunched up in a crying expression, still shaking and sweating, saying "ouuuugh I-I hate you ouuuuughhh you're so mean to me..."
December 4, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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sbworkersunited.org
Don't buy Starbucks gift cards this holiday season!
womensmarch.com Women’s March @womensmarch.com · 7d
Santa checked his list twice and Starbucks is on the naughty list for ignoring workers and union busting.

This holiday season, unite with workers – don’t buy Starbucks gift cards while baristas are on strike. #NoContractNoCoffee

https://solidaritywithbaristas.org/
December 19, 2025 at 5:45 PM
kodoe-g.bsky.social
The Turing test does not mean what this guy thinks it means. I think it's sad how few people understand the meaning behind that thought experiment. Turing was a visionary and he would absolutely despise the way AI is being used today.
michaelhobbes.bsky.social Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 9d
If we are banning cell phones for kids we need to be talking about banning chatbots for boomers
www.persuasion.community/p/my-chatgpt...
December 18, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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lukeoneil47.bsky.social
A podcast asked me to record a voice note about my prediction for 2026 and here it is.
It is going to happen this year. You know what I mean. God’s will. Naturally of course. No need to come knocking on my door. I’m chilling at home and I’ll be chilling at home when it happens. Before I go running out into the streets that is. Shaking the mailman’s hand. Kissing nurses and shit. All of a sudden there’s a drumline and a mariachi band and breakdancers and fuckin… David Guetta is DJing on a rooftop if David Guetta is still alive. Maybe we’ll even get to watch it live on TV. The first flicker that something is really wrong. Slowing it down and rewinding it after like when Lisa broke Ralph’s heart. The realization in his eyes. The first single moment of self awareness in 80 years. Like a flailing panicked deer you’ve crashed your car into on the side of a snowy mountain pass. The eyes fluttering back and forth. Surely this can’t have been it. Perhaps a brief bargaining with God. God saying he’s going to pass on the deal. I do not agree with your terms sir. It’s gonna be like the Will Smith Summertime video out there. Everywhere. We’re all going to get fired from our jobs for posting. 100% unemployment. One good day.
December 16, 2025 at 9:57 PM
kodoe-g.bsky.social
Ah yes, America and England defeated the Nazis all on their own. I have no idea who that third guy is on the right, probably paparazzi or something
December 16, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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joshsternberg.com
Today in “Dudes Rock”:

A dude playing Dire Straits’s “Sultans of Swing” guitar solo on…a recorder.
December 12, 2025 at 12:50 AM
kodoe-g.bsky.social
Humongous chungus
December 11, 2025 at 7:12 PM
kodoe-g.bsky.social
It should be illegal to post a job offering $16.50/hour and require 5+ years of experience in the field. Something's gotta give.
December 10, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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goose.ski
damn shawty that seems indicative of a much larger issue
December 8, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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jjvincent.bsky.social
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
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sarahmackattack.bsky.social
One of my neighbors has been putting up these fish facts posters. All kinds of different fish, marine, freshwater, deep, shallow, all kinds. This is a good one. “Stg this real fish” took me out. Good work, neighbor.
A poster on 8.5 x 11 inch paper saga Fishtown fish facts: red lipped catfish or of ocephalus Darwini. Then a pic of that freaky fish with 4 limbs it rests on the ground and then the words “stg this fish real red-lipped batfish walk ocean floor with they flippers RLBF have RBF, not they fault RLBF have a bioluminescent lure that glows to attract dinner RLBF lipgloss is popping, RLBF lipgloss is cool, all the fish keep jockin, they chase RLBF after school RLBF got scales like armor and shine bright like a diamond Red-lipped batfish will teach you how to dougie, I can promise u that. @yaboyni Take a moment And and realize the moment You took has already passed Thank you See you next time
December 7, 2025 at 3:39 PM
kodoe-g.bsky.social
December 7, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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arbiterw.bsky.social
December 6, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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mbunchanumbers.bsky.social
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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telodendron.bsky.social
A page that looks like a scan from an old game magazine. A circular graphic contains a watercolor illustration of an enthusiastic wormlike dinosaur thing with a smiling yellow star and a worried looking blue diamond. A box in the lower half contains an illustration of a treasure box with a funny face, decorated with white crosses. In front of it are a green potion, a gold coin, and a silver key. There are also 2 game screenshots. One is of a title screen, featuring the dinosaur like worm, and one is of the same character standing in a little stonework house before a blue spheroid face, which is speaking. The text on the page is one continuous statement and does not relate to the images. It says: Header: Wondering how young I’ll die. Featured text, next to round illustration: We now take it as granted that the western empires will collapse. Title screen screenshot: In a real sense, it has already happened. House and dialog screenshot: we were born into a dead world. Text below screenshots: and now decay begins. We, having prepared all our lives for a future that can never arrive, feel lost. We must go on living. But what will life be, and how long can it last? America has become a nation of endless plagues
December 4, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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twink.men
Image, which names the electric kettle "steam machine" and its heater "steam deck".
November 30, 2025 at 11:24 AM
kodoe-g.bsky.social
December 1, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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pairofclaws.bsky.social
The cover of the book House of Leaves by Mark Z Danielewski with a downward facing text bubble as if it's saying the quoted post
November 29, 2025 at 6:48 AM
kodoe-g.bsky.social
post something random or you'll have an awful December
November 28, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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ityslmemes.com
thinking of her today
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
kodoe-g.bsky.social
Octavia Butler: "what if you had a threesome with an alien to save humanity"
oofadoofa.bsky.social Chat @oofadoofa.bsky.social · Nov 27
Octavia Butler in every book: "what if you had to fuck so bad cause of science reasons"
November 27, 2025 at 3:55 PM
kodoe-g.bsky.social
Not condoning violence or anything, but personally, if I didn't want to get shot, I wouldn't sign up to be a member of the national guard 🤷‍♀️
November 27, 2025 at 6:53 AM
kodoe-g.bsky.social
You can't hurt me: I'm proud to be cringe
acabylonbee.bsky.social acaballroom bee @acabylonbee.bsky.social · Nov 27
drinking pulp free orange juice is far more cringe than being vegan
November 27, 2025 at 6:40 AM
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hecuba.bsky.social
piracy discourse is so exhausting and passe, but i will observe that every truly great collector of physical media I know has a big harddrive of pirated books and movies. you literally cannot have one without the other
November 26, 2025 at 1:18 AM
kodoe-g.bsky.social
November 26, 2025 at 2:04 AM