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Seasoned geek who learns every day how little he knows about anything. MN native. Currently Kubernetes security dweeb @SUSE (Rancher•NeuVector) Be kind.

[It's silly that my employer asks to declare our opinions are our own, but that's just my opinion.]
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Sometimes the truth escapes like a cat out a door you thought was closed.
November 13, 2025 at 10:13 AM
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Remember, as SNAP is about to end, the standing rule remains firm:

If you see someone stealing diapers or formula no you didn't.
October 23, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Pay
Nurses
More
October 23, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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He did it again for the 5 year anniversary
October 14, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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Pope Leo XIV weighed in on U.S. politics, saying that Catholic politicians must be judged on the full range of their policy positions and suggesting that the country's immigration policy is "inhuman."
Pope Leo XIV says 'inhuman treatment of immigrants' in the U.S. isn't 'pro-life'
Pope Leo XIV weighed in on U.S. politics, saying that Catholic politicians must be judged on the full range of their policy positions and suggesting that the country's immigration policy is "inhuman."
n.pr
October 11, 2025 at 12:11 PM
This is Luna; she is a happy little weirdo
October 4, 2025 at 2:28 AM
September 22, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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Time to break out the chart
September 12, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Never became as popular as "ET Phone Home" did it
September 10, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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ICE obtains access to Israeli-made spyware that can hack phones and encrypted apps

#spyware #ICE #immigration #news #surveillance #authoritarianism #fascism #phones #hacking
#democracyhashtag/democracy" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link">#democracy #usaref="/hashtag/usa" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link">#usa #gopref="/hashtag/gop" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link">#gop #fascists/hashtag/fascists" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link">#fascists

👉 Vote 'em Out!
Ice obtains access to Israeli-made spyware that can hack phones and encrypted apps
Trump administration contract with Paragon Solutions gives immigration agency access to one of the most powerful stealth cyberweapons
www.theguardian.com
September 2, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Show about my neighbor’s obsession with his yard.

Lawn Order
August 30, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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New from data reporter @shadib.bsky.social: Minnesota ranks 1st in country in share of adults who identify as transgender. “This should be a point of pride for Minnesotans,” says @rohnkat.bsky.social of @outfrontmn.bsky.social
www.minnpost.com/data/2025/08...
Minnesota’s legal protections make it a magnet for transgender adults, families - MinnPost
A new report finds Minnesota has a higher share of adults identifying as transgender than any other state.
www.minnpost.com
August 22, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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AAAAAAAAAAAAHH
August 16, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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I will be going on MPR Morning Edition with Cathy Wurzer tomorrow morning to talk about the St. Paul ransomware incident and what residents need to know, so if you’re a listener, keep an ear out 👂📻
July 29, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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Vampires would experience time differently than a mortal, years passing in the blink of an eye.

For a vampire, time is infinite and free. It is worthless.

So why don't they ever show vampires using linux?
April 15, 2024 at 6:46 AM
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NEW: Thousands hit the streets of Scotland’s capital, Edinburgh, to protest at the arrival of Donald Trump.
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿👏
July 26, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Stay Cool
July 26, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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When I was little, the U.S. military came to our home at gunpoint and took me and my family away. We were imprisoned for years in barbed wire camps simply because we were Japanese American. I have spent my life telling that story, hoping it would never be repeated.
July 21, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I'm thinking of getting some stickers made

mostly for people in decision-making roles

that they could slap on stuff.

It could say something along the lines of:

##########################
I Do Not Understand This
So Obviously It Is A Stupid Idea
###########################
July 25, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Feeling cute, might add "Double-Clicking on Deep Dives" to my LinkedIn skills
July 25, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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Let’s not forget that the prosecutor who gave Epstein a secret sweetheart deal back in 2007 — allowing Epstein to continue assaulting girls — was rewarded by Trump with a cabinet spot.

Alex Acosta gave Epstein immunity.
July 16, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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Bluesky, prepare yourself for hundreds of Minneapolis residents now sharing pictures of themselves in our wonderful, lovely parks. We have a LOT so, really, get ready.
Stephen Miller: "We have communities all across this nation that 20 years ago, before the era of open borders, were completely peaceful, completely stable. Look at a place like Minneapolis. Post mass migration they're unsafe, they're violent, you cannot use the public parks."
July 15, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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On this scale of cats, how do you feel about AI today?
July 14, 2025 at 12:34 AM