Nightmare blunt rotation
April 21, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Nightmare blunt rotation
I want the epitaph on my headstone to be written in comic sans
April 13, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I want the epitaph on my headstone to be written in comic sans
Arial is the poor man’s Helvetica
April 13, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Arial is the poor man’s Helvetica
I never even considered that Dr. Pepper could be a woman. Maybe I am a bad person.
April 13, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I never even considered that Dr. Pepper could be a woman. Maybe I am a bad person.
I only eat the brown mushy pieces on the banana
March 25, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I only eat the brown mushy pieces on the banana
Horse Hamlet be like: to be or not to be, that is equestrian
March 1, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Horse Hamlet be like: to be or not to be, that is equestrian
Harps are just manual pianos tbh
January 21, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Harps are just manual pianos tbh
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Here are some nice mushrooms
January 20, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Here are some nice mushrooms
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💚 Photo from my collection, 1977.
January 18, 2025 at 1:09 AM
💚 Photo from my collection, 1977.
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Many people doubted Fergus. “He’ll never fit in that box!” they said. But I never doubted him. 🏆
January 17, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Many people doubted Fergus. “He’ll never fit in that box!” they said. But I never doubted him. 🏆
Last day with his balls
January 12, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Last day with his balls
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Alright, you kids have a nice time raging against the machine. Take a jacket.
January 6, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Alright, you kids have a nice time raging against the machine. Take a jacket.
Cashier: that’ll be $125.99
Me: double it and give it to the next person
Me: double it and give it to the next person
January 5, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Cashier: that’ll be $125.99
Me: double it and give it to the next person
Me: double it and give it to the next person
Thank you for reminding me that book exists
January 1, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Thank you for reminding me that book exists
Bro looks like Holofernes getting his head chopped off by Judith
January 1, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Bro looks like Holofernes getting his head chopped off by Judith
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I like when the second phase of the boss battle gives the boss a different, fancier name
December 31, 2024 at 4:30 PM
I like when the second phase of the boss battle gives the boss a different, fancier name
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Moon dressed as Saturn.
December 31, 2024 at 3:23 AM
Moon dressed as Saturn.
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for the potato fears not death
December 31, 2024 at 1:55 PM
for the potato fears not death
No thoughts. Head empty
December 31, 2024 at 3:17 PM
No thoughts. Head empty
Yasss queen 💅
December 31, 2024 at 3:14 PM
Yasss queen 💅
Don’t bother me, I’m studying for my prostate exam
December 29, 2024 at 2:05 PM
Don’t bother me, I’m studying for my prostate exam
What if instead of heaven or hell we all just in up at an airport terminal when we die?
December 28, 2024 at 6:52 PM
What if instead of heaven or hell we all just in up at an airport terminal when we die?
Joker: *points to hotwheels collection* wanna know how I got these cars?
December 28, 2024 at 1:05 AM
Joker: *points to hotwheels collection* wanna know how I got these cars?