kmesk
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cats and weird thoughts. Any opinions displayed are my own.
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Gang Initiate Forced To Peacefully Deescalate Conflict To Prove He Not A Cop
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March 27, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Gang Initiate Forced To Peacefully Deescalate Conflict To Prove He Not A Cop
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blue sky is supreme because every time you post you get 100 school principals in the replies asking to see you in their office
March 20, 2025 at 8:03 AM
blue sky is supreme because every time you post you get 100 school principals in the replies asking to see you in their office
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auditioning for my local community theater's production of the sound of music with that sam rockwell monologue #thewhitelotus
March 17, 2025 at 4:46 AM
auditioning for my local community theater's production of the sound of music with that sam rockwell monologue #thewhitelotus
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Bouncer at exclusive underground club: what's the secret handshake?
Me: [does the secret handshake]
Bouncer: and your 2-factor authentication?
Me: [pulling out hamster, who also does the secret handshake]
Bouncer: come on in
Me: [does the secret handshake]
Bouncer: and your 2-factor authentication?
Me: [pulling out hamster, who also does the secret handshake]
Bouncer: come on in
December 28, 2024 at 5:01 AM
Bouncer at exclusive underground club: what's the secret handshake?
Me: [does the secret handshake]
Bouncer: and your 2-factor authentication?
Me: [pulling out hamster, who also does the secret handshake]
Bouncer: come on in
Me: [does the secret handshake]
Bouncer: and your 2-factor authentication?
Me: [pulling out hamster, who also does the secret handshake]
Bouncer: come on in
everybody told me i would understand the appeal of a rothko painting once i saw it in person. everybody was wrong. 💜 i do have a new appreciation for some other artists after seeing them in person, so i still think yall are playing a practical joke on me.
November 18, 2024 at 9:43 PM
everybody told me i would understand the appeal of a rothko painting once i saw it in person. everybody was wrong. 💜 i do have a new appreciation for some other artists after seeing them in person, so i still think yall are playing a practical joke on me.
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my cat wants you to know he’s the hungriest little gentleman to ever live rn and if you think it’s not true you can shut your face
September 9, 2023 at 9:00 PM
my cat wants you to know he’s the hungriest little gentleman to ever live rn and if you think it’s not true you can shut your face
can someone help put Winnie back together
August 12, 2023 at 2:00 PM
can someone help put Winnie back together
I don’t think I’ll ever get over how fantastic Winnie is. Pure happiness and fluff.
August 9, 2023 at 2:39 AM
I don’t think I’ll ever get over how fantastic Winnie is. Pure happiness and fluff.