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kristian
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reality tv enjoyer:
#survivor49 | #survivor50 | #survivorAU
#bbsky | #bb27
#rhap

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non rtv peeps it is time to mute #survivor49 🫶
it's really helpful that they use simple concepts like space travel as metaphors so we can make some sense of this complicated game #survivor49
November 20, 2025 at 2:24 AM
i'm SO sorry that i am turning this into a jeff hate account but "well let's break this down!!" we just saw it!! it's a very simple situation!! we don't need an instant recap of two sentences! #survivor49
November 20, 2025 at 1:25 AM
btw my theory for why yellow sophie is being purpled (yellowed...?) is just that other sophie wins. i'm always wrong it makes sense in my head tho #survivor49
November 20, 2025 at 1:16 AM
i do not like that they play the goofy silly music so often these days, not sure we need to be so goofy silly all the time #survivor49
November 20, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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#Survivor49 Sophie walking back into camp like
November 20, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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“I’m sorry you feel that way” is WILD #Survivor49
November 20, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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Rizo: "I don't know what I said..."

NONE of us do! They all convinced themselves more than he convinced them!

#Survivor49 #Survivor #RHAP
November 20, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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I cosign every single word of this

anthonymoser.github.io/writing/ai/h...
November 19, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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I’m watching the Survivor Micronesia ponderosa videos and there is a whole scene of Ozzy playing with the snake that bit Jake 😬 #Survivor
November 19, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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Sometimes I think bb fans are crazy then I see a love island fan analyzing someone’s pupils dilating
November 18, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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please use alt text so my muted keywords can see them
November 18, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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NO MORE. no one tell me anything else, i am done hearing things
August 5, 2024 at 1:42 AM
wait that lady truly put a cancel culture song on her album stoppppp 💀💀💀
November 17, 2025 at 10:53 PM
help i just learned gaspar noé is an "anti-choice anti-natalist" and rolled my eyes so hard they fell out of my skull
November 17, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 4:32 AM
just found out the cockroach used in saint maud is real. an actual trained cockroach!! a working actor! her name is nancy!!!!
November 15, 2025 at 10:31 PM
that's my hero #physicalasia
Jang Eun-Sil the icon that you are

#PhysicalAsia
November 15, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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I wanna beat the fuck out the car fax fox
November 15, 2025 at 1:39 AM
"die my love" more like "[i would] die [for] my [favorite working actress jennifer lawrence who i] love" !!
A ★★★★½ review of Die My Love (2025)
lynne ramsay movies feel like she poked around my brain, took pieces i didn't know were there, deconstructed them, and injected them back into my brain as beautiful images. they always portray a feeli...
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November 15, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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One time a guy called into our local radio station and said he was a GI doc and the hosts let him take questions and it turned out he was just some random guy who wasn't a doctor and wanted to talk about explosive diarrhea and see how long they would let it go on the air
I swear to god, this is a real chyron on Fox News right now.

Harris Faulkner is literally doing an entire segment where she talks to a therapist about "Trump Derangement Syndrome."
November 14, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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it is so deeply concerning to me that y'all watch tiktoks of completely random people talking authoritatively about something with no proof & just believe every word
November 14, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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There aren’t any women who are ages 0-17, only children.
November 13, 2025 at 9:04 PM
officially announcing i'm putting all my eggs in the yellow sophie basket. just picking the person getting the least screen time and running with it. idk much about her but i volunteer to be the president of her fan club. i liked that she was unimpressed by fruit i guess. #survivor49
i wish i were rooting for anyone 😐 gonna pick a name out of a hat to root for i guess. also i just realized the journeys also eliminate the reactions from the other tribe to who went home :/ #survivor49
November 13, 2025 at 6:02 PM