kristian
@purplekristian.bsky.social
she/her
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reality tv enjoyer:
#survivor49 | #survivor50 | #survivorAU
#bbsky | #bb27
#rhap
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reality tv enjoyer:
#survivor49 | #survivor50 | #survivorAU
#bbsky | #bb27
#rhap
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kristian
@purplekristian.bsky.social
· Sep 24
non rtv peeps it is time to mute #survivor49 🫶
it's really helpful that they use simple concepts like space travel as metaphors so we can make some sense of this complicated game #survivor49
November 20, 2025 at 2:24 AM
it's really helpful that they use simple concepts like space travel as metaphors so we can make some sense of this complicated game #survivor49
i'm SO sorry that i am turning this into a jeff hate account but "well let's break this down!!" we just saw it!! it's a very simple situation!! we don't need an instant recap of two sentences! #survivor49
November 20, 2025 at 1:25 AM
i'm SO sorry that i am turning this into a jeff hate account but "well let's break this down!!" we just saw it!! it's a very simple situation!! we don't need an instant recap of two sentences! #survivor49
btw my theory for why yellow sophie is being purpled (yellowed...?) is just that other sophie wins. i'm always wrong it makes sense in my head tho #survivor49
November 20, 2025 at 1:16 AM
btw my theory for why yellow sophie is being purpled (yellowed...?) is just that other sophie wins. i'm always wrong it makes sense in my head tho #survivor49
i do not like that they play the goofy silly music so often these days, not sure we need to be so goofy silly all the time #survivor49
November 20, 2025 at 1:12 AM
i do not like that they play the goofy silly music so often these days, not sure we need to be so goofy silly all the time #survivor49
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#Survivor49 Sophie walking back into camp like
November 20, 2025 at 1:04 AM
#Survivor49 Sophie walking back into camp like
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“I’m sorry you feel that way” is WILD #Survivor49
November 20, 2025 at 1:06 AM
“I’m sorry you feel that way” is WILD #Survivor49
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Rizo: "I don't know what I said..."
NONE of us do! They all convinced themselves more than he convinced them!
#Survivor49 #Survivor #RHAP
NONE of us do! They all convinced themselves more than he convinced them!
#Survivor49 #Survivor #RHAP
November 20, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Rizo: "I don't know what I said..."
NONE of us do! They all convinced themselves more than he convinced them!
#Survivor49 #Survivor #RHAP
NONE of us do! They all convinced themselves more than he convinced them!
#Survivor49 #Survivor #RHAP
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November 19, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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I’m watching the Survivor Micronesia ponderosa videos and there is a whole scene of Ozzy playing with the snake that bit Jake 😬 #Survivor
November 19, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I’m watching the Survivor Micronesia ponderosa videos and there is a whole scene of Ozzy playing with the snake that bit Jake 😬 #Survivor
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Sometimes I think bb fans are crazy then I see a love island fan analyzing someone’s pupils dilating
November 18, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Sometimes I think bb fans are crazy then I see a love island fan analyzing someone’s pupils dilating
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please use alt text so my muted keywords can see them
November 18, 2025 at 4:13 PM
please use alt text so my muted keywords can see them
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NO MORE. no one tell me anything else, i am done hearing things
August 5, 2024 at 1:42 AM
NO MORE. no one tell me anything else, i am done hearing things
wait that lady truly put a cancel culture song on her album stoppppp 💀💀💀
November 17, 2025 at 10:53 PM
wait that lady truly put a cancel culture song on her album stoppppp 💀💀💀
help i just learned gaspar noé is an "anti-choice anti-natalist" and rolled my eyes so hard they fell out of my skull
November 17, 2025 at 5:57 PM
help i just learned gaspar noé is an "anti-choice anti-natalist" and rolled my eyes so hard they fell out of my skull
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just found out the cockroach used in saint maud is real. an actual trained cockroach!! a working actor! her name is nancy!!!!
November 15, 2025 at 10:31 PM
just found out the cockroach used in saint maud is real. an actual trained cockroach!! a working actor! her name is nancy!!!!
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I wanna beat the fuck out the car fax fox
November 15, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I wanna beat the fuck out the car fax fox
"die my love" more like "[i would] die [for] my [favorite working actress jennifer lawrence who i] love" !!
A ★★★★½ review of Die My Love (2025)
lynne ramsay movies feel like she poked around my brain, took pieces i didn't know were there, deconstructed them, and injected them back into my brain as beautiful images. they always portray a feeli...
boxd.it
November 15, 2025 at 2:19 AM
"die my love" more like "[i would] die [for] my [favorite working actress jennifer lawrence who i] love" !!
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One time a guy called into our local radio station and said he was a GI doc and the hosts let him take questions and it turned out he was just some random guy who wasn't a doctor and wanted to talk about explosive diarrhea and see how long they would let it go on the air
I swear to god, this is a real chyron on Fox News right now.
Harris Faulkner is literally doing an entire segment where she talks to a therapist about "Trump Derangement Syndrome."
Harris Faulkner is literally doing an entire segment where she talks to a therapist about "Trump Derangement Syndrome."
November 14, 2025 at 4:54 PM
One time a guy called into our local radio station and said he was a GI doc and the hosts let him take questions and it turned out he was just some random guy who wasn't a doctor and wanted to talk about explosive diarrhea and see how long they would let it go on the air
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it is so deeply concerning to me that y'all watch tiktoks of completely random people talking authoritatively about something with no proof & just believe every word
November 14, 2025 at 2:31 PM
it is so deeply concerning to me that y'all watch tiktoks of completely random people talking authoritatively about something with no proof & just believe every word
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There aren’t any women who are ages 0-17, only children.
November 13, 2025 at 9:04 PM
There aren’t any women who are ages 0-17, only children.
officially announcing i'm putting all my eggs in the yellow sophie basket. just picking the person getting the least screen time and running with it. idk much about her but i volunteer to be the president of her fan club. i liked that she was unimpressed by fruit i guess. #survivor49
i wish i were rooting for anyone 😐 gonna pick a name out of a hat to root for i guess. also i just realized the journeys also eliminate the reactions from the other tribe to who went home :/ #survivor49
November 13, 2025 at 6:02 PM
officially announcing i'm putting all my eggs in the yellow sophie basket. just picking the person getting the least screen time and running with it. idk much about her but i volunteer to be the president of her fan club. i liked that she was unimpressed by fruit i guess. #survivor49