klementine 🍑
@klementine.gay
26yo anarcho-communist trans bastard girl
she/they
18+, sometimes NSFW, MDNI
gamer, computer god worshipper, wuhluhwuh, cheeseburger, Black Sabbath's 1975 album Sabotage, and uh
she/they
18+, sometimes NSFW, MDNI
gamer, computer god worshipper, wuhluhwuh, cheeseburger, Black Sabbath's 1975 album Sabotage, and uh
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klementine 🍑
@klementine.gay
· Nov 15
this is what I look like, i'm a trans woman, she/they pronouns, do not be mean or i'll piss everywhere!
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What I’ve learned about American politics the last decade is there is an annoyingly sizable population that does not actually believe in anything and simply imprints on the latest thing they heard on the radio like a duckling
January 16, 2026 at 3:06 PM
What I’ve learned about American politics the last decade is there is an annoyingly sizable population that does not actually believe in anything and simply imprints on the latest thing they heard on the radio like a duckling
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i think it’s pretty fair to consider CBS straight fascist government media, trumps administration is clearly drip feeding them narratives and “scoops” and obviously CBS will run them with zero regard for fact
January 14, 2026 at 6:34 PM
i think it’s pretty fair to consider CBS straight fascist government media, trumps administration is clearly drip feeding them narratives and “scoops” and obviously CBS will run them with zero regard for fact
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. They’re looking into her background to try to find a way to retroactively justify the guy shooting her in the face through her car in a lynching
January 13, 2026 at 1:10 PM
. They’re looking into her background to try to find a way to retroactively justify the guy shooting her in the face through her car in a lynching
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(Looking around at the melting planet and rising fascism around the world) the problem is we don’t appeal to elected moderates in the United States enough
January 12, 2026 at 6:03 PM
(Looking around at the melting planet and rising fascism around the world) the problem is we don’t appeal to elected moderates in the United States enough
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I'm going to see your 'Abolish ICE' and raise you a 'Get rid of the entire Department of Homeland Security'
January 12, 2026 at 7:49 PM
I'm going to see your 'Abolish ICE' and raise you a 'Get rid of the entire Department of Homeland Security'
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it is 2016. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithfuls say they just need more training.
it is 2020. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithfuls say they just need more training.
it is 2026. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithf
it is 2020. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithfuls say they just need more training.
it is 2026. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithf
January 12, 2026 at 6:10 PM
it is 2016. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithfuls say they just need more training.
it is 2020. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithfuls say they just need more training.
it is 2026. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithf
it is 2020. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithfuls say they just need more training.
it is 2026. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithf
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I keep seeing people asking why the police aren't arresting ICE or protecting people from ICE and I desperately need you to understand that the police aren't protecting you from ICE because protecting YOU is not and never has been their function and that's why we need to defund them.
January 12, 2026 at 4:34 PM
I keep seeing people asking why the police aren't arresting ICE or protecting people from ICE and I desperately need you to understand that the police aren't protecting you from ICE because protecting YOU is not and never has been their function and that's why we need to defund them.
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The sign of a sick society is giving Ricky Gervais comedy awards.
January 12, 2026 at 2:24 PM
The sign of a sick society is giving Ricky Gervais comedy awards.
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The last two years have just been me soyjak pointing at the obvious fucking signs and reacting with frustration, confusion, and increasing anger that simply pointing out that someone is repeating Nazi rhetoric doesn't make them instantly disintegrate as if caught in a Martian heat ray
January 12, 2026 at 8:53 AM
The last two years have just been me soyjak pointing at the obvious fucking signs and reacting with frustration, confusion, and increasing anger that simply pointing out that someone is repeating Nazi rhetoric doesn't make them instantly disintegrate as if caught in a Martian heat ray
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your very existence is troubling, enraging, and distracting as hell for some of the shittiest people on earth so no, i’m afraid you may not kill yourself rn
January 11, 2026 at 5:27 PM
your very existence is troubling, enraging, and distracting as hell for some of the shittiest people on earth so no, i’m afraid you may not kill yourself rn
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Constantly fighting the urge to say “your mother sucks cocks in hell” in that voice from The Exorcist at inappropriate times
January 9, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Constantly fighting the urge to say “your mother sucks cocks in hell” in that voice from The Exorcist at inappropriate times
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to all trans bitches: survive
January 8, 2026 at 5:20 PM
to all trans bitches: survive
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SEEMS FUCKING BAD, DAWG
January 3, 2026 at 1:39 PM
SEEMS FUCKING BAD, DAWG
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got bored & reversed (one of) gigaset's proprietary file format they use for ringtones
use this imhex pattern paste.dollware.net/paste/8FQEaw... then decode the resulting binary file as G.722 with ffmpeg (ffmpeg -acodec g722 -i file.bin file.mp3)
use this imhex pattern paste.dollware.net/paste/8FQEaw... then decode the resulting binary file as G.722 with ffmpeg (ffmpeg -acodec g722 -i file.bin file.mp3)
January 2, 2026 at 8:36 PM
got bored & reversed (one of) gigaset's proprietary file format they use for ringtones
use this imhex pattern paste.dollware.net/paste/8FQEaw... then decode the resulting binary file as G.722 with ffmpeg (ffmpeg -acodec g722 -i file.bin file.mp3)
use this imhex pattern paste.dollware.net/paste/8FQEaw... then decode the resulting binary file as G.722 with ffmpeg (ffmpeg -acodec g722 -i file.bin file.mp3)
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As you read the news today, watch who phrases the news as an "illegal invasion and regime change" versus "bringing democracy". It'll tell you everything you need to know about the news source you're reading, and frankly should decide whether you ever read them seriously again.
January 3, 2026 at 1:05 PM
As you read the news today, watch who phrases the news as an "illegal invasion and regime change" versus "bringing democracy". It'll tell you everything you need to know about the news source you're reading, and frankly should decide whether you ever read them seriously again.
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Not to be controversial but I think we should use tools and resources to make people's lives less miserable instead of more
December 27, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Not to be controversial but I think we should use tools and resources to make people's lives less miserable instead of more
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Bi anual reminder that porn or any kind of entertainment material was never and isn’t supposed to be educational and being unable do differentiate fantasy from reality has dangerous repercussions on how we view and interact with each other ❤️
December 25, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Bi anual reminder that porn or any kind of entertainment material was never and isn’t supposed to be educational and being unable do differentiate fantasy from reality has dangerous repercussions on how we view and interact with each other ❤️
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Bloodborne theme blowjob anyone ?
December 25, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Bloodborne theme blowjob anyone ?
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The NYT has been directly implicated in the Epstein files and has run interference for genocide, your bunny lawyers wouldn't say to the lowliest shitposter that this wasn't true
Btw, I am not often an openly, you know, *positive* person. But this is may be the thing about writing for the NYT I love most even though I’ve never had to benefit from it. They are not afraid of lawsuits. Their lawyers are small adorable bunnies but if you fight them they will nuke you
The NYT is good about this. They generally don’t settle and are happy to drag idiots into discovery and can do it because they have the resources
December 23, 2025 at 11:33 PM
The NYT has been directly implicated in the Epstein files and has run interference for genocide, your bunny lawyers wouldn't say to the lowliest shitposter that this wasn't true
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oh yeah ?? well your mother was a quicktime event and your father had microtransactions !!!
December 19, 2025 at 5:20 PM
oh yeah ?? well your mother was a quicktime event and your father had microtransactions !!!
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Here’s an idea: we build a society where people aren’t rich and can’t buy private islands and have private planes
December 20, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Here’s an idea: we build a society where people aren’t rich and can’t buy private islands and have private planes
what if 2 goofy bitches kissed every time they laughed at an inside joke
okay now who wants to be the other goofy bitch and get married?
okay now who wants to be the other goofy bitch and get married?
December 16, 2025 at 11:58 AM
what if 2 goofy bitches kissed every time they laughed at an inside joke
okay now who wants to be the other goofy bitch and get married?
okay now who wants to be the other goofy bitch and get married?