Fern ♡
@fernyfern.bsky.social
An absolute master class of a human being.
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Fern ♡
@fernyfern.bsky.social
· Jan 26
Accidentally opened my front facing camera. A humbling experience.
Nyehehehe I bought a new car and I like it a lot
January 3, 2026 at 9:01 AM
Nyehehehe I bought a new car and I like it a lot
The human torch was denied a bank loan.
January 2, 2026 at 4:48 PM
The human torch was denied a bank loan.
My new years resolution for 2026 is to threaten to knock someone's block off regularly
December 31, 2025 at 8:56 AM
My new years resolution for 2026 is to threaten to knock someone's block off regularly
I have reserved a new car for a test drive this weekend. Why are all cars boring colours now?
It's grey btw.
It's grey btw.
December 30, 2025 at 1:26 PM
I have reserved a new car for a test drive this weekend. Why are all cars boring colours now?
It's grey btw.
It's grey btw.
Botox should be 100% illegal in the film industry. Stop hiring actors that can't emote, it ruins the whole thing.
December 29, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Botox should be 100% illegal in the film industry. Stop hiring actors that can't emote, it ruins the whole thing.
The fucking ATTITUDE from this guy. Absolutely not.
December 28, 2025 at 9:58 AM
The fucking ATTITUDE from this guy. Absolutely not.
The grey grow out is still happening! I feel a bit self conscious about it every so often, but I think I quite like it overall.
December 27, 2025 at 8:38 PM
The grey grow out is still happening! I feel a bit self conscious about it every so often, but I think I quite like it overall.
I am a remorseless eating machine.
December 26, 2025 at 9:57 AM
I am a remorseless eating machine.
Chat, we did the right thing.
December 23, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Chat, we did the right thing.
I have finally admitted defeat and taken the car in to get checked out. Have a feeling Ferny Christmas will be cancelled this year, folks.
My car has started making a dodgy clunking sound when I go over bumps at low speed. My plan for dealing with it is to turn the music up and drive faster everywhere.
December 22, 2025 at 1:57 PM
I have finally admitted defeat and taken the car in to get checked out. Have a feeling Ferny Christmas will be cancelled this year, folks.
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Fuck I love bedtime so much
October 10, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Fuck I love bedtime so much
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🚨 Andrew Tate has been BATTERED and comprehensively beaten by a novice boxer, Chase DeMoor
December 20, 2025 at 11:49 PM
🚨 Andrew Tate has been BATTERED and comprehensively beaten by a novice boxer, Chase DeMoor
First Jake Paul and now Andrew Tate. This is the most wonderful Christmas I've ever had. What if this is a kind of reverse Harambe event where the tide turns and things become not totally shit again?
I shouldn't hope really, it'll only hurt me.
I shouldn't hope really, it'll only hurt me.
December 21, 2025 at 8:41 AM
First Jake Paul and now Andrew Tate. This is the most wonderful Christmas I've ever had. What if this is a kind of reverse Harambe event where the tide turns and things become not totally shit again?
I shouldn't hope really, it'll only hurt me.
I shouldn't hope really, it'll only hurt me.
We are tired. So tired.
December 20, 2025 at 11:29 AM
We are tired. So tired.
Chat, what do we think? It's not like, mad long anyway but maybe I'll just chop it off a bit below the shoulders? Like, 4 inches or so.
December 19, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Chat, what do we think? It's not like, mad long anyway but maybe I'll just chop it off a bit below the shoulders? Like, 4 inches or so.
Capital punishment should be brought back specifically for people who listen to music on loudspeakers in public instead of using headphones.
Straight to death row. No appeals.
Straight to death row. No appeals.
December 19, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Capital punishment should be brought back specifically for people who listen to music on loudspeakers in public instead of using headphones.
Straight to death row. No appeals.
Straight to death row. No appeals.
Suddenly feel an intense urge to cut my hair shorter. I have to question if I'm doing okay mentally because historically that's been a pretty solid indicator of things not being hunky-dory. I think I'm alright though. Is it a midlife crisis?
December 19, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Suddenly feel an intense urge to cut my hair shorter. I have to question if I'm doing okay mentally because historically that's been a pretty solid indicator of things not being hunky-dory. I think I'm alright though. Is it a midlife crisis?
We need a slur for people that use AI
December 18, 2025 at 5:31 PM
We need a slur for people that use AI
I want to wish a very happy birthday to @notknz.is.tall.fyi 🩷
She's always really struck me as a genuinely beautiful person, both inside and out. Super considerate and kind-hearted.
She's also a top notch meme supplier and my secret bsky crush.
She's always really struck me as a genuinely beautiful person, both inside and out. Super considerate and kind-hearted.
She's also a top notch meme supplier and my secret bsky crush.
December 17, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I want to wish a very happy birthday to @notknz.is.tall.fyi 🩷
She's always really struck me as a genuinely beautiful person, both inside and out. Super considerate and kind-hearted.
She's also a top notch meme supplier and my secret bsky crush.
She's always really struck me as a genuinely beautiful person, both inside and out. Super considerate and kind-hearted.
She's also a top notch meme supplier and my secret bsky crush.
Dusted off the cobwebs
December 16, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Dusted off the cobwebs
Sometimes I play the lottery as a little treat. Not because I expect to win, but because I need the hope.
December 15, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Sometimes I play the lottery as a little treat. Not because I expect to win, but because I need the hope.
Just spent 45 minutes writing a massive work email, only to have it vanish after I hit send. It's not in any folders, it just... ceased to exist. Coolcoolcool.
December 15, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Just spent 45 minutes writing a massive work email, only to have it vanish after I hit send. It's not in any folders, it just... ceased to exist. Coolcoolcool.
You can just let people be wrong about you. It literally doesn't matter. It's not your responsibility to make sure everyone's perception of you is correct.
Just be a good person and let them be wrong. It's chill.
Just be a good person and let them be wrong. It's chill.
December 14, 2025 at 7:24 PM
You can just let people be wrong about you. It literally doesn't matter. It's not your responsibility to make sure everyone's perception of you is correct.
Just be a good person and let them be wrong. It's chill.
Just be a good person and let them be wrong. It's chill.