Fern ♡
@fernyfern.bsky.social
An absolute master class of a human being.
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Fern ♡
@fernyfern.bsky.social
· Jan 26
Accidentally opened my front facing camera. A humbling experience.
Had a rough week? Feel like you might need a spa day? Little bit of pampering to relax the nervous system. That'll sort you out, yeah?
WRONG.
Get your trumpet, loser. We're having a SKA day.
open.spotify.com/track/1XzLKS...
WRONG.
Get your trumpet, loser. We're having a SKA day.
open.spotify.com/track/1XzLKS...
Special Brew
open.spotify.com
November 14, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Had a rough week? Feel like you might need a spa day? Little bit of pampering to relax the nervous system. That'll sort you out, yeah?
WRONG.
Get your trumpet, loser. We're having a SKA day.
open.spotify.com/track/1XzLKS...
WRONG.
Get your trumpet, loser. We're having a SKA day.
open.spotify.com/track/1XzLKS...
Sorry I'm late, feeling so god damn pretty today that I literally could not stop looking at myself
November 14, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Sorry I'm late, feeling so god damn pretty today that I literally could not stop looking at myself
If you are both informed and have empathy, it's a terrible time to be alive.
November 12, 2025 at 6:32 PM
If you are both informed and have empathy, it's a terrible time to be alive.
I just realised I genuinely don't know who almost anyone on my Steam friends list is. It's too awkward to ask at this point.
November 9, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I just realised I genuinely don't know who almost anyone on my Steam friends list is. It's too awkward to ask at this point.
I'm off work this weekend and I'm playing games the entire time. Everyone can get fucked.
November 7, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I'm off work this weekend and I'm playing games the entire time. Everyone can get fucked.
Genuine super villain. Get rid of him.
The world’s first trillionaire initiated a move that has left more than half a million people dead, most of whom are children.
November 7, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Genuine super villain. Get rid of him.
Thank you so much to everyone who took the time to wish me a happy birthday yesterday (and a pox upon you if you didn't).
Ageing is hard, particularly as a woman - and as I continue my march TO THE GRAVE, having people be so sweet really takes the edge off.
Ageing is hard, particularly as a woman - and as I continue my march TO THE GRAVE, having people be so sweet really takes the edge off.
November 5, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Thank you so much to everyone who took the time to wish me a happy birthday yesterday (and a pox upon you if you didn't).
Ageing is hard, particularly as a woman - and as I continue my march TO THE GRAVE, having people be so sweet really takes the edge off.
Ageing is hard, particularly as a woman - and as I continue my march TO THE GRAVE, having people be so sweet really takes the edge off.
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Soot-Covered Prince Andrew Begging On Street For Child To Molest https://theonion.com/soot-covered-prince-andrew-begging-on-street-for-child-to-molest/
November 4, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Soot-Covered Prince Andrew Begging On Street For Child To Molest https://theonion.com/soot-covered-prince-andrew-begging-on-street-for-child-to-molest/
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@fernyfern.bsky.social happy Birthday Fern!
Hope its a colourful, memorable and beautiful day for you 🤍🙌🏼
Hope its a colourful, memorable and beautiful day for you 🤍🙌🏼
November 4, 2025 at 5:40 PM
@fernyfern.bsky.social happy Birthday Fern!
Hope its a colourful, memorable and beautiful day for you 🤍🙌🏼
Hope its a colourful, memorable and beautiful day for you 🤍🙌🏼
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Special happy birthday to @fernyfern.bsky.social because she is cool and one of my longest moots :)
November 4, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Special happy birthday to @fernyfern.bsky.social because she is cool and one of my longest moots :)
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@fernyfern.bsky.social Happy birthday you magnificent sod! I appreciate the endless support & friendship you always provide. I hope you have a lovely day 🎂 💛
November 4, 2025 at 1:15 PM
@fernyfern.bsky.social Happy birthday you magnificent sod! I appreciate the endless support & friendship you always provide. I hope you have a lovely day 🎂 💛
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@fernyfern.bsky.social happy birthday to thee uk hottie 💕💕💕 i hope u have a wonderful day scorpio queen
November 4, 2025 at 12:30 PM
@fernyfern.bsky.social happy birthday to thee uk hottie 💕💕💕 i hope u have a wonderful day scorpio queen
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Happiest of Happy Birthdays to my darling @fernyfern.bsky.social
Such a beautiful soul, inside and out. Funny as hell, too.
May your day be filled with love, laughter, and succulents.
Your little gay petal hopes you have the greatest day.
🎉💙🫂
Such a beautiful soul, inside and out. Funny as hell, too.
May your day be filled with love, laughter, and succulents.
Your little gay petal hopes you have the greatest day.
🎉💙🫂
November 4, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Happiest of Happy Birthdays to my darling @fernyfern.bsky.social
Such a beautiful soul, inside and out. Funny as hell, too.
May your day be filled with love, laughter, and succulents.
Your little gay petal hopes you have the greatest day.
🎉💙🫂
Such a beautiful soul, inside and out. Funny as hell, too.
May your day be filled with love, laughter, and succulents.
Your little gay petal hopes you have the greatest day.
🎉💙🫂
Suppose we should just be thankful we don't have guns here tbh
November 2, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Suppose we should just be thankful we don't have guns here tbh
Is anyone else getting more neurotic as they get older? I'm definitely getting much worse over time and I dunno if that's normal or just a special treat for me
October 29, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Is anyone else getting more neurotic as they get older? I'm definitely getting much worse over time and I dunno if that's normal or just a special treat for me
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We will fight them on the quiches
October 27, 2025 at 7:37 PM
We will fight them on the quiches
I don't believe in Hell, but if it does exist I think it'll be personally tailored to each person and they'll be forced to replay their worst nightmare for all eternity.
Hmm, what's that? What will mine be? Well.
Hmm, what's that? What will mine be? Well.
October 27, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I don't believe in Hell, but if it does exist I think it'll be personally tailored to each person and they'll be forced to replay their worst nightmare for all eternity.
Hmm, what's that? What will mine be? Well.
Hmm, what's that? What will mine be? Well.
Please stop injecting loads of filler and botox into your face.
Look, you have two options: you can either look older, or you can look weird. Older is better, I promise you.
Look, you have two options: you can either look older, or you can look weird. Older is better, I promise you.
October 27, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Please stop injecting loads of filler and botox into your face.
Look, you have two options: you can either look older, or you can look weird. Older is better, I promise you.
Look, you have two options: you can either look older, or you can look weird. Older is better, I promise you.
If you're working class and planning to vote for Reform, you are an idiot. I dunno what to tell you. It's like tipping your boss after he fires you.
October 27, 2025 at 1:13 PM
If you're working class and planning to vote for Reform, you are an idiot. I dunno what to tell you. It's like tipping your boss after he fires you.
Gonna preface this by saying that you should never hit your kids, and I will die on that hill. Having said that, I toootally get why some parents do 😭 I was just around a screaming child for 10 minutes and holy shit. I couldn't cope. Shout out to the parents who stay calm and never snap because wow.
October 27, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Gonna preface this by saying that you should never hit your kids, and I will die on that hill. Having said that, I toootally get why some parents do 😭 I was just around a screaming child for 10 minutes and holy shit. I couldn't cope. Shout out to the parents who stay calm and never snap because wow.
'I don't owe anyone anything'.
WRONG.
You do owe people basic decency and consideration, actually. This hyper-individualistic attitude is rotting away society and making life miserable. I hate hearing people regurgitate that fucking line.
WRONG.
You do owe people basic decency and consideration, actually. This hyper-individualistic attitude is rotting away society and making life miserable. I hate hearing people regurgitate that fucking line.
October 26, 2025 at 12:06 PM
'I don't owe anyone anything'.
WRONG.
You do owe people basic decency and consideration, actually. This hyper-individualistic attitude is rotting away society and making life miserable. I hate hearing people regurgitate that fucking line.
WRONG.
You do owe people basic decency and consideration, actually. This hyper-individualistic attitude is rotting away society and making life miserable. I hate hearing people regurgitate that fucking line.
Nah, you'll never catch me judging homeless people for becoming addicts. If I ever end up on the street, guarantee you I'm picking up the crack pipe within the hour.
October 25, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Nah, you'll never catch me judging homeless people for becoming addicts. If I ever end up on the street, guarantee you I'm picking up the crack pipe within the hour.