Crystal D Smith - Yotei Hotei
@crystaldsmith.bsky.social
Sith Lord Darth Smitheous - Videogame Junky, People Enjoyer, Fun Haver, Animal Lover, Adorkable
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Howdy y'all! Here's a few random things to get to know me better 👇🏻
💙 Videogames, philosophy, volunteering
🐶 6 rescue fur babies
📺 science, space, true crime
🎵 Vocal trance
🎮 RPGs & Interactive Dramas
🎬 The matrix, LoTR Trilogy
I genuinely love getting to know people
💙 Videogames, philosophy, volunteering
🐶 6 rescue fur babies
📺 science, space, true crime
🎵 Vocal trance
🎮 RPGs & Interactive Dramas
🎬 The matrix, LoTR Trilogy
I genuinely love getting to know people
My little sister is now officially a HELLDIVER, and she loves it.
We didn't get to grow up together, and when bonding as adults, video games were always a part of that.
It's so special that she loves it. We're always looking for something to play together. And this is a game I happen to love.
We didn't get to grow up together, and when bonding as adults, video games were always a part of that.
It's so special that she loves it. We're always looking for something to play together. And this is a game I happen to love.
January 1, 2026 at 3:14 PM
My little sister is now officially a HELLDIVER, and she loves it.
We didn't get to grow up together, and when bonding as adults, video games were always a part of that.
It's so special that she loves it. We're always looking for something to play together. And this is a game I happen to love.
We didn't get to grow up together, and when bonding as adults, video games were always a part of that.
It's so special that she loves it. We're always looking for something to play together. And this is a game I happen to love.
I just heard a woman tell a doctor, "HIV does not cause AIDS," and then claim it was caused by vaccines. She also claimed vaccines caused "spontaneous abortions to increase by 300%."
There are days when I think humanity is fucking cooked.
There are days when I think humanity is fucking cooked.
December 31, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I just heard a woman tell a doctor, "HIV does not cause AIDS," and then claim it was caused by vaccines. She also claimed vaccines caused "spontaneous abortions to increase by 300%."
There are days when I think humanity is fucking cooked.
There are days when I think humanity is fucking cooked.
I couldn't think of a 4th 😭
December 30, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I couldn't think of a 4th 😭
My cli cli has like 7,000 damn nerve endings.
If all these MFers out there wanna keep getting on my nerves, at least get on the right ones.
Shit.
If all these MFers out there wanna keep getting on my nerves, at least get on the right ones.
Shit.
December 30, 2025 at 1:28 PM
My cli cli has like 7,000 damn nerve endings.
If all these MFers out there wanna keep getting on my nerves, at least get on the right ones.
Shit.
If all these MFers out there wanna keep getting on my nerves, at least get on the right ones.
Shit.
I finally get it, guys.
Simon was made with the intent to push players deeper into the mechanics.
Give us a reason to learn, experiment, and try to exploit the tools they gave us.
And they were confident enough in their base game to do it.
Simon was made with the intent to push players deeper into the mechanics.
Give us a reason to learn, experiment, and try to exploit the tools they gave us.
And they were confident enough in their base game to do it.
December 30, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I finally get it, guys.
Simon was made with the intent to push players deeper into the mechanics.
Give us a reason to learn, experiment, and try to exploit the tools they gave us.
And they were confident enough in their base game to do it.
Simon was made with the intent to push players deeper into the mechanics.
Give us a reason to learn, experiment, and try to exploit the tools they gave us.
And they were confident enough in their base game to do it.
If your video game is primarily about the story, and the main narrative is the story, the game should have a story mode.
For Souls fans, those are gameplay narratives. The story isn't THE experience, the challenge is.
Some games are not negatively impacted by making it easier.
For Souls fans, those are gameplay narratives. The story isn't THE experience, the challenge is.
Some games are not negatively impacted by making it easier.
December 29, 2025 at 6:13 PM
If your video game is primarily about the story, and the main narrative is the story, the game should have a story mode.
For Souls fans, those are gameplay narratives. The story isn't THE experience, the challenge is.
Some games are not negatively impacted by making it easier.
For Souls fans, those are gameplay narratives. The story isn't THE experience, the challenge is.
Some games are not negatively impacted by making it easier.
I need help with something in Expedition 33.
I checked various online sources but there seems to be drastic inconsistency in this.
I'm concerned an update changed things.
How do you control the combat order of your party?
It is NOT going by the order I add them to the party.
I checked various online sources but there seems to be drastic inconsistency in this.
I'm concerned an update changed things.
How do you control the combat order of your party?
It is NOT going by the order I add them to the party.
December 29, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I need help with something in Expedition 33.
I checked various online sources but there seems to be drastic inconsistency in this.
I'm concerned an update changed things.
How do you control the combat order of your party?
It is NOT going by the order I add them to the party.
I checked various online sources but there seems to be drastic inconsistency in this.
I'm concerned an update changed things.
How do you control the combat order of your party?
It is NOT going by the order I add them to the party.
Dear person at Sandfall who designed the Simon fight.
I'm not sure what traumatic experience occurred in your life that led you to make that fight so difficult, but I hope you get the therapy that you need.
I'm not sure what traumatic experience occurred in your life that led you to make that fight so difficult, but I hope you get the therapy that you need.
December 28, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Dear person at Sandfall who designed the Simon fight.
I'm not sure what traumatic experience occurred in your life that led you to make that fight so difficult, but I hope you get the therapy that you need.
I'm not sure what traumatic experience occurred in your life that led you to make that fight so difficult, but I hope you get the therapy that you need.
I just rolled credits on Expedition 33.
That fucking ending! That's one of the most difficult choices I've had to make in a game.
That ending is why this game captured the hearts of the industry.
That shit hit me like a pillow case with bricks in it.
Fuck, man.
That fucking ending! That's one of the most difficult choices I've had to make in a game.
That ending is why this game captured the hearts of the industry.
That shit hit me like a pillow case with bricks in it.
Fuck, man.
December 28, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I just rolled credits on Expedition 33.
That fucking ending! That's one of the most difficult choices I've had to make in a game.
That ending is why this game captured the hearts of the industry.
That shit hit me like a pillow case with bricks in it.
Fuck, man.
That fucking ending! That's one of the most difficult choices I've had to make in a game.
That ending is why this game captured the hearts of the industry.
That shit hit me like a pillow case with bricks in it.
Fuck, man.
I'm such a slut for empathy
December 26, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I'm such a slut for empathy
Criticism ≠ Critique
Criticism is (usually) finding fault negatively and vaguely (no nuance) while critique is a detailed, objective analysis focusing on strengths and weaknesses constructively.
"This steak is fucking garbage" vs "this steak is a little overcooked & could use more seasoning"
Criticism is (usually) finding fault negatively and vaguely (no nuance) while critique is a detailed, objective analysis focusing on strengths and weaknesses constructively.
"This steak is fucking garbage" vs "this steak is a little overcooked & could use more seasoning"
December 26, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Criticism ≠ Critique
Criticism is (usually) finding fault negatively and vaguely (no nuance) while critique is a detailed, objective analysis focusing on strengths and weaknesses constructively.
"This steak is fucking garbage" vs "this steak is a little overcooked & could use more seasoning"
Criticism is (usually) finding fault negatively and vaguely (no nuance) while critique is a detailed, objective analysis focusing on strengths and weaknesses constructively.
"This steak is fucking garbage" vs "this steak is a little overcooked & could use more seasoning"
I got confident in E33 and IDK where the hell I ended up, but this flower headed jumpy fucker is busting my ass up like I'm Jake Paul.
I've been fighting this guy since 2:45 😭
I've been fighting this guy since 2:45 😭
December 24, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I got confident in E33 and IDK where the hell I ended up, but this flower headed jumpy fucker is busting my ass up like I'm Jake Paul.
I've been fighting this guy since 2:45 😭
I've been fighting this guy since 2:45 😭
IMO, there are certain games / franchises that you can't show any dislike toward publicly without getting people offended and coming at you.
You can't joke about em
You can't critique any part of em
You gotta accept em as great or keep your mouth shut.
You can't joke about em
You can't critique any part of em
You gotta accept em as great or keep your mouth shut.
December 24, 2025 at 12:40 AM
IMO, there are certain games / franchises that you can't show any dislike toward publicly without getting people offended and coming at you.
You can't joke about em
You can't critique any part of em
You gotta accept em as great or keep your mouth shut.
You can't joke about em
You can't critique any part of em
You gotta accept em as great or keep your mouth shut.
Such strong alpha MAGA men ☠️😂
December 23, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Such strong alpha MAGA men ☠️😂
I'm fucking dying 😭😂☠️
December 20, 2025 at 1:14 PM
I'm fucking dying 😭😂☠️
Does Lune hover when she goes potty, or do you think she sits?
We REALLY need polls on this freaking app.
We REALLY need polls on this freaking app.
December 17, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Does Lune hover when she goes potty, or do you think she sits?
We REALLY need polls on this freaking app.
We REALLY need polls on this freaking app.
You know why I don't like red peppers?
Because they aren't cheeseburgers.
Because they aren't cheeseburgers.
December 17, 2025 at 7:44 PM
You know why I don't like red peppers?
Because they aren't cheeseburgers.
Because they aren't cheeseburgers.
December 14, 2025 at 6:56 PM
“The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
— Stephen Hawking
— Stephen Hawking
December 12, 2025 at 1:26 PM
“The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
— Stephen Hawking
— Stephen Hawking
Logged into X to see a piece of gaming content. Checked the comments looking for more info, and was immediately met with an Advertisement campaign recruiting ICE Agents.
What a fucking clown show.
What a fucking clown show.
December 11, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Logged into X to see a piece of gaming content. Checked the comments looking for more info, and was immediately met with an Advertisement campaign recruiting ICE Agents.
What a fucking clown show.
What a fucking clown show.
If someone is ALWAYS the victim, but NEVER at fault 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
December 10, 2025 at 2:53 PM
If someone is ALWAYS the victim, but NEVER at fault 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
I just wanted everyone to know that I cooked one side of my grilled cheese sandwich too long, and now I feel like the whole day has been ruined.
December 6, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I just wanted everyone to know that I cooked one side of my grilled cheese sandwich too long, and now I feel like the whole day has been ruined.
You can't help people who don't want to be helped.
You can't teach people who don't want to learn.
You can't ask for rational thought from irrational people.
For your own sanity, know who and when to spend your energy on.
You can't teach people who don't want to learn.
You can't ask for rational thought from irrational people.
For your own sanity, know who and when to spend your energy on.
December 5, 2025 at 3:36 PM
You can't help people who don't want to be helped.
You can't teach people who don't want to learn.
You can't ask for rational thought from irrational people.
For your own sanity, know who and when to spend your energy on.
You can't teach people who don't want to learn.
You can't ask for rational thought from irrational people.
For your own sanity, know who and when to spend your energy on.
It's been 4 years, but I remember it just like it was yesterday
November 25, 2025 at 10:40 PM
It's been 4 years, but I remember it just like it was yesterday
LMFAO, this man deserves to have this cosplay recognized.
November 25, 2025 at 6:21 PM
LMFAO, this man deserves to have this cosplay recognized.