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Klaus 🥄
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Everyone has an opinion, but if it's based on bullshit, it's a bullshit opinion. Eat the rich.
Can't believe I'm gonna have my custard confiscated now wherever I go. Thanks a lot.
I think we’ve found the most British crime:

Four people have been arrested after custard and apple crumble were flung at a display case containing part of the Crown Jewels at the Tower of London.
Four arrested after Tower of London display case containing State Crown defaced
The group Take Back Power says its members poured custard and apple crumble on the Crown Jewels display.
www.bbc.com
December 7, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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Reform accepted £9 million from a former Boris Johnson backer & crypto-multimillionaire.

Today, Nigel Farage postures as a righteous defender of the same democracy he actively undermines.

Democracy should never be for sale. It's time for a cap on political donations.
December 4, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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while I’m being cranky, access journalism needs to go. When the president does his “I’m alpha because I insulted you” thing somebody needs to fall on his sword and say “what the fuck is wrong with you, old man?” on a hot mic. the hero of the wizard of Oz is Toto.
November 21, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Wouldn't it be poetic if the reign of royalty started with William in 1066 and ended a thousand years later with William in 2066.

#Campaign2066
#UKrepublic
November 3, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Landlord on the BBC talking shite.
"If you drive out landlords you'll have fewer properties for people"

The houses aren't going anywhere, just the leeches.
October 27, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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Anyone who would so nonchalantly tear down a huge chunk of the White House would sell ANY and all top secret information to any foreign power.
October 27, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Its funny how #ozempic chic is coming into fashion at the same time as concentration camps.

Fascist, pharma crossover.
October 23, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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All of these oligarch-run companies donated to the #EpsteinBallroom to distract us from the #EpsteinFiles, in which #DonaldJTrump appears hundreds of times, along with #JeffreyEpstein, both well-known rapists and pedophiles.
October 23, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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"If you want to make room for the white working class, you must make room for Nazism" is a truly depressing referendum on a lot of different things at once
October 22, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Not providing people benches or places to sit in case a homeless person uses them is one of the worst expressions of our soulless society.
October 22, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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Sunday President diarrheas on the country, Monday President bulldozes White House, Tuesday President steals $230 million, Wednesday President... fucks a horse? Let's see if he fucks a horse.
October 21, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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i don't get it. omen sushi in nyc is cheaper than nobu in malibu, where you dined last year without your wife
October 22, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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People know the difference!!
October 19, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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Today's theft from the Louvre (
art-crime.blogspot.com/2025/10/jewe...) is making me think about my favorite series of museum heists. Buckle up for a 🧵 on priceless porcelains, the Dead Zoo Gang, a Pekinese named Looty, and the unsolved mystery of who's stealing Chinese art from European museums.
Jewel Heist at the Musée du Louvre
"A blog about art crimes, illicit trafficking, forgery, art theft and cultural heritage protection."
art-crime.blogspot.com
October 19, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Withholding rare earth minerals is "the deliberately damaging act of a hostile power."

Or, the normal reaction of a country whose economy is being attacked with massive tarrifs by the most powerful country in the world?
October 19, 2025 at 11:26 AM
The Ukraine war is just a shakedown by Trump and Putin right?

Keep the war going as long as possible, shake European countries for billions in US arms purchases, rinse and repeat.
October 18, 2025 at 11:40 AM
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The most powerful force in American politics today is anti-establishment rage at a system that’s rigged against most people.

Democrats should ignore the carping of corporate-backed Wall Street Democrats and embrace Zohran Mamdani and other young progressives as the future of the party.
October 15, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I did wonder about that.
October 14, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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October 14, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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Humanity's epitaph will be: We knew how to fix it, but we didn't.
October 13, 2025 at 9:29 AM
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Dear Laura Kuenssberg

Don't you think it time you gave PROPER coverage to the issue of Reform, Nigel Farage, Nathan Gill & Russian bribery?

You seem reluctant. Just as Fiona Bruce seemed desperate to shut it down when Zack Polanski brought it up on #BBCQT

WHY?

#bbclaurak
#BBCBreakfast
October 12, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Unearned income and inherited wealth should be taxed FAR higher than the money I swap years of my life for.

It's gross a third of my day has to be given to someone else never mind a third of that taken back.
October 12, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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If someone merely acknowledging the humanity of your enemies enrages you, you’re the baddies.
October 11, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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If you rename the Department of Defense the Department of War, then bomb fishing boats in the Caribbean, and shoot an unarmed priest in the head with a pepper bullet, you should automatically be barred from receiving the Nobel Peace Prize for the rest of your life.
October 9, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Wonder why people have turned on the #labour party?

People wanted to be protected from exploitation by vampire capitalist water companies, and yet they've just authorised another price increase.

Billions in dividends for the rich, but a drain in your account and shit in your rivers.
October 9, 2025 at 10:59 AM