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Jasper
@kingofworms.bsky.social
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Nerd who never interacts with anything
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rickriordan.bsky.social
I pick up a new device at the Apple Store. Tech asks if I need any help setting up the AI features. The only help I need is turning that crap off as fast and completely as possible. *shakes fist and grumbles in old person.*
July 8, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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theotherend.bsky.social
“Lost dog”
July 12, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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junlper.beer
the more you learn about ai and the business behind it and truly how horribly ai mega datacenters are for the environment and are destroying the communities they’re in it makes you want to return to living in a cave
July 6, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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everythingdice.bsky.social
🌈 GIVEAWAY 🌈

It’s Pride Month, we’re having a giveaway of Prismatic Sea Glass to celebrate! Giveaway ends 6/25 at noon CT.

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#dnd #dice #ttrpg
Image of Prismatic Sea Glass 8 piece dice set arranged in a circle with the D20 in the center. Each resin die is a different color of the rainbow with a semi-matte finish that resembles tumbled sea glass. The text above reads “Giveaway! Prismatic Sea Glass Set” in white.
June 11, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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nellucnhoj.bsky.social
what could possibly go wrong
4 panel comic: P1: Closeup of a middle-aged guy, from the chest up. He is dramatically lit from above by a spotlight. In his left hand, a cigarette from which curls a tendril of smoke. He speaks to an unseen interviewer: "back in the '90s, we created the game BUBSY 3D" P2: a high shot, looking down on the guy, He is sat in a non-descript chair, his right arm draped casually over the back, while he has his right leg draped over his left. He continues. "It was not good. not good..." P3: Extreme closeup of the guy's face, focused on his left eye, wide and intense. "But we did not listen to the critics. Foolishly, we went ahead with a sequel-- BUBSY 4D" P4: an apocalyptic scene, as a multi-faceted Bubsy head Evangelions out of the wreckage of a city in a beam of intense light, rubble rising around it. The clouds part. It is the end.
February 15, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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berneri.horse
All the world will be your enemy, Prince with a Thousand Enemies
#art ✧ #watershipdown ✧ #transrights ✧ #rabbit
Digital art of a grey rabbit in the middle of a jump with dark purple background. There is a text ”Be cunning and full of tricks and your people shall never be destroyed.” from the novel Watership Down. The picture has trans flag colors (white, light blue, pink) in the details.
May 10, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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infinitebrians.neocities.org
cant go without drawing neil banging out those tunes today
a watercolor drawing of a naked rat playing on a purple piano with rainbow colored keys
April 14, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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nollthere.bsky.social
🌈 🎼 It's Neil Banging Out the Tunes Time 🎹 🎶
#Art
Digital art of Neil banging out the tunes, a rat playing a purple toy keyboard while a rainbow flows from the keys along with colorful music notes.
April 13, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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shadecho.bsky.social
Neil banging out the tunes
#art
Drawing of a hairless rat named Neil banging out the tunes on a purple keyboard with rainbow keys. There are colorful stars and music notes in the background as he plays.
April 13, 2025 at 12:37 PM
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steveyurko.com
I think I oughta stop while I'm ahead. I don't think I'll ever draw a Luffy this pure ever again.

#art #OnePieceArt #OnePiece
A digital pencil sketch of Gear 5 Monkey D. Luffy in a very cartoony stance.
April 9, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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adamtots.bsky.social
🙂
March 28, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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poorlydrawnlines.bsky.social
phone
March 26, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
A mother has just given birth to a child. The father, magnanimous, says "circumcision? Yeah, right..." The mother, also smug, says "what's the worst that could happen?" 38 years later, the non-circumcised man is at a nude beach. His friend in a VW bug waves goodbye and says "great day at the nude beach.." The man, his penis, precariously close to the car door says "see you later..." The car door SLAMs shut and the man's foreskin gets caught in it. As the car pulls away, the man's entire skin is degloved starting at the penis. With a SHRIP, we see his bare musculature. He looks shocked.
March 26, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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theonion.com
Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know
Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know
March 26, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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orisghost.bsky.social
overslept
March 24, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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theonion.com
Man Sneaks Bag Of Outside Stimuli Into Sensory Deprivation Tank
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Man Sneaks Bag Of Outside Stimuli Into Sensory Deprivation Tank
March 21, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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lilalienz4ever.bsky.social
flug looks at you
February 20, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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lilalienz4ever.bsky.social
"music is fun!" flug with headphones on, listening to what i'd assume is music
February 20, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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robdenbleyker.com
bad news for israel.. the last time a Palestinian came back from the dead they made a whole ass religion out of it
January 23, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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hby.bsky.social
#pixelart #artpost
January 10, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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markoraassina.bsky.social
December 5, 2024 at 8:27 PM
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kartinos.bsky.social
Skaters of the storm. Face my divine tricks, and crumble
December 2, 2024 at 7:11 PM
kingofworms.bsky.social
dnd character prophecy. i also drew him as a pikmin beacuse im normal
November 29, 2024 at 10:28 PM
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crimew.gay
free palestine.
November 23, 2024 at 12:43 AM