King Glouis XI
@kingglouisxi.bsky.social
bed wenches, get schillings
i want you all to know that everytime someone rides in my car they ask for my playlist because my music is sick and i’m better than all of you
August 31, 2023 at 1:28 PM
i want you all to know that everytime someone rides in my car they ask for my playlist because my music is sick and i’m better than all of you
people who eat coconut are crazy. there’s “meat”??? “meat” in the “nut”???? couldn’t be me man
August 31, 2023 at 1:10 PM
people who eat coconut are crazy. there’s “meat”??? “meat” in the “nut”???? couldn’t be me man
keep forgetting i have this fucking app
August 31, 2023 at 1:07 PM
keep forgetting i have this fucking app
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I am at the DMV watching a woman bash away at her license plate with a hammer and a screwdriver and not a single person in this line has said “you have to turn the screwdriver”
August 8, 2023 at 1:08 PM
I am at the DMV watching a woman bash away at her license plate with a hammer and a screwdriver and not a single person in this line has said “you have to turn the screwdriver”
are u guys not seeing my posts or do u just hate me
August 8, 2023 at 1:23 PM
are u guys not seeing my posts or do u just hate me
idk how to explain it but airport time and the days between christmas and new year are the same
August 7, 2023 at 2:38 PM
idk how to explain it but airport time and the days between christmas and new year are the same
“she let me hit because i’m whimsical” “she let me hit because i’m ethereal” no she let you hit bc of your raw sex appeal. you’re so pretty bro.
August 2, 2023 at 5:54 PM
“she let me hit because i’m whimsical” “she let me hit because i’m ethereal” no she let you hit bc of your raw sex appeal. you’re so pretty bro.
the only way i’ll accept uno as a movie is if it’s a psychological thriller that ends with murder-suicide
July 28, 2023 at 3:15 PM
the only way i’ll accept uno as a movie is if it’s a psychological thriller that ends with murder-suicide
when my mom says i dont need an emotional support animal because i “dont have anything wrong with me”
July 24, 2023 at 4:57 PM
when my mom says i dont need an emotional support animal because i “dont have anything wrong with me”
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This new twitter logo is so sick
July 24, 2023 at 3:48 AM
This new twitter logo is so sick
i’m a man written by a woman but that woman has something very, very wrong with her
July 24, 2023 at 1:04 PM
i’m a man written by a woman but that woman has something very, very wrong with her
my caffeine intake as a college student is genuinely frightening why the hell do i have 1200 mg of caffeine in my system and haven’t had a heart attack
July 21, 2023 at 5:12 PM
my caffeine intake as a college student is genuinely frightening why the hell do i have 1200 mg of caffeine in my system and haven’t had a heart attack
is it bad that i genuinely believe i’d make a good vigilante superhero
July 21, 2023 at 5:09 PM
is it bad that i genuinely believe i’d make a good vigilante superhero
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your honor, my client's pants are on fire for a different reason
July 21, 2023 at 3:54 PM
your honor, my client's pants are on fire for a different reason
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Coming out of my cage and I’ve been— I’ve been caught on the— my shirt seems to be—just a moment I don’t want to tear this sorry
July 21, 2023 at 12:53 PM
Coming out of my cage and I’ve been— I’ve been caught on the— my shirt seems to be—just a moment I don’t want to tear this sorry
fellas is it gay to sit side by side in a three seater truck while your homie’s knee keeps brushing up against yours and you get all warm and tingly inside
July 21, 2023 at 5:05 PM
fellas is it gay to sit side by side in a three seater truck while your homie’s knee keeps brushing up against yours and you get all warm and tingly inside
how long do i have to wait before i start reusing my old tweets on bluesky
July 18, 2023 at 12:41 PM
how long do i have to wait before i start reusing my old tweets on bluesky