the age of the dastardly wizard
@kingcarbonara.bsky.social
bought some lemon drops. perfect level of sweet and sour. roof of mouth/tongue are melting but i can’t stop myself.
December 20, 2024 at 6:24 AM
bought some lemon drops. perfect level of sweet and sour. roof of mouth/tongue are melting but i can’t stop myself.
nothing quite like feeling clean, cold and dry. truly breathtaking. I couldn’t have existed at any point before air conditioning and indoor plumbing
December 17, 2024 at 1:05 PM
nothing quite like feeling clean, cold and dry. truly breathtaking. I couldn’t have existed at any point before air conditioning and indoor plumbing
oooh you mention suicide once and here come the “we’re concerned about your mental health” police. fuck. jesus christ. get a job.
November 26, 2024 at 12:47 PM
oooh you mention suicide once and here come the “we’re concerned about your mental health” police. fuck. jesus christ. get a job.
one beer deep at the function feeling hopeless
November 24, 2024 at 7:14 AM
one beer deep at the function feeling hopeless
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real Gs move in silence like gnomes
November 24, 2024 at 3:21 AM
real Gs move in silence like gnomes
rain has stopped. sun is out. dreadful stuff.
November 24, 2024 at 3:38 AM
rain has stopped. sun is out. dreadful stuff.
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yeah i'm resisting. resisting the urge to blow a fat fucking load!!!!! #edging #goonernation
November 24, 2024 at 3:29 AM
yeah i'm resisting. resisting the urge to blow a fat fucking load!!!!! #edging #goonernation
don’t have to tell me twice
November 24, 2024 at 3:31 AM
don’t have to tell me twice
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2 truths and a lie
i jacked off to u yesterday
im jacking off to u rn
im gonna jack off to u tomorrow
i jacked off to u yesterday
im jacking off to u rn
im gonna jack off to u tomorrow
November 23, 2024 at 4:55 AM
2 truths and a lie
i jacked off to u yesterday
im jacking off to u rn
im gonna jack off to u tomorrow
i jacked off to u yesterday
im jacking off to u rn
im gonna jack off to u tomorrow
the people love my pop sensibilities
November 24, 2024 at 2:22 AM
the people love my pop sensibilities
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I think this could heal the partisan divide
November 23, 2024 at 3:17 AM
I think this could heal the partisan divide
riesig milchige naturtöne
November 24, 2024 at 2:14 AM
riesig milchige naturtöne
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another stroke of genius my liege. you are comedy made flesh. spend 70 billion in taxpayer dollars purchasing bluesky to own the libs.
November 24, 2024 at 2:08 AM
another stroke of genius my liege. you are comedy made flesh. spend 70 billion in taxpayer dollars purchasing bluesky to own the libs.
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It’s honestly great to see this website is still producing interesting kinds of weirdos
November 24, 2024 at 1:10 AM
It’s honestly great to see this website is still producing interesting kinds of weirdos
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meeeeeeeee ✨✨✨
November 24, 2024 at 1:24 AM
meeeeeeeee ✨✨✨
Twitter without the seething, bubbling hatred is Threads. we must pull away from this path into obscurity and ruin
November 24, 2024 at 1:22 AM
Twitter without the seething, bubbling hatred is Threads. we must pull away from this path into obscurity and ruin
crazy how the alliterative K has been ruined forever. can’t do that shit anymore. I even wince at two Ks in anticipation of a third
November 24, 2024 at 1:20 AM
crazy how the alliterative K has been ruined forever. can’t do that shit anymore. I even wince at two Ks in anticipation of a third
tissue hanging out of back pocket. only one person pointed it out. that’s how u know the real ones
November 24, 2024 at 1:18 AM
tissue hanging out of back pocket. only one person pointed it out. that’s how u know the real ones
playing the lorax at high volume in the other room to simulate the experience of a loved one watching the lorax at high volume in the other room
November 24, 2024 at 1:18 AM
playing the lorax at high volume in the other room to simulate the experience of a loved one watching the lorax at high volume in the other room
telling the instagram survey I’m very unlikely to purchase mentos. I’m lying. you’re move mentos.
November 24, 2024 at 1:17 AM
telling the instagram survey I’m very unlikely to purchase mentos. I’m lying. you’re move mentos.
the social media ecosystem also requires stupid people, crazy people and degenerates. a small prey population of crackpots and scat fetishists are necessary for longevity, producing viral moments via their posts and behaviour.
November 24, 2024 at 1:15 AM
the social media ecosystem also requires stupid people, crazy people and degenerates. a small prey population of crackpots and scat fetishists are necessary for longevity, producing viral moments via their posts and behaviour.
the first hurdle to establishing a viable social media platform, being able to follow @hideokojimaen.bsky.social, has been achieved
November 23, 2024 at 9:49 AM
the first hurdle to establishing a viable social media platform, being able to follow @hideokojimaen.bsky.social, has been achieved
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