The Real Kim Shady
@kimmysunshine.bsky.social
Profane woman with a bad attitude. Some think I’m funny but you may not. I’m a survivor. Nickelback is fine
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in the background of the violence of my heart plays a love song
Karoline is hereby to be addressed as Piggy in the Press Room. See how she likes it.
November 21, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Karoline is hereby to be addressed as Piggy in the Press Room. See how she likes it.
America your president is Kevin not beating the charges Spacey from house of cards not that cute nugget Martin Sheen
November 21, 2025 at 2:07 PM
America your president is Kevin not beating the charges Spacey from house of cards not that cute nugget Martin Sheen
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When someone gets you.
It's a very good thing.
🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡
It's a very good thing.
🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡
a capybara is standing in a cage and looking at the camera in a room .
ALT: a capybara is standing in a cage and looking at the camera in a room .
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November 21, 2025 at 2:01 PM
When someone gets you.
It's a very good thing.
🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡
It's a very good thing.
🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡
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this guy has like 100 videos exactly like this. all too wimdy to hear him say anything and I love every one of them. might be the pinnacle of norwegian comedy
November 20, 2025 at 9:42 PM
this guy has like 100 videos exactly like this. all too wimdy to hear him say anything and I love every one of them. might be the pinnacle of norwegian comedy
Lord of the flies. Piggy. Whatever happened there…
November 20, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Lord of the flies. Piggy. Whatever happened there…
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Is Piggy referring to his attempted coup on January 6th?
November 20, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Is Piggy referring to his attempted coup on January 6th?
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...and history will judge us according to how we've handled it.
One day this will be over. One way or another.
November 20, 2025 at 8:12 PM
...and history will judge us according to how we've handled it.
We do not need to drag Monica Lewinsky into this.
Full stop.
Full stop.
November 20, 2025 at 7:21 PM
We do not need to drag Monica Lewinsky into this.
Full stop.
Full stop.
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Happy international men's day to the men who are nice to me and those men only
November 20, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Happy international men's day to the men who are nice to me and those men only
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great. just what I need, my tax software telling me to kill myself
TurboTax is about to be integrated into ChatGPT, where customers will be guided through tasks tied to their tax filings or financial profile by the AI chatbot.
TurboTax owner Intuit is also paying OpenAI more than $100 million a year to power AI agents.
TurboTax owner Intuit is also paying OpenAI more than $100 million a year to power AI agents.
November 19, 2025 at 3:34 AM
great. just what I need, my tax software telling me to kill myself
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Before Gregory Berry could walk out of prison after more than 17 years behind bars for a murder he didn’t commit, he said he had faced a difficult choice: Agree not to sue for wrongful imprisonment or remain incarcerated for life.
Wayne County prosecutors accused of freeing innocent man only if he agreed not to sue - Detroit Metro Times
When Gregory Berry walked out of prison in December 2020 after more than 17 years behind bars for a murder he didn’t commit, he said he had faced a difficult choice: Agree not to sue for wrongful impr...
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November 20, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Before Gregory Berry could walk out of prison after more than 17 years behind bars for a murder he didn’t commit, he said he had faced a difficult choice: Agree not to sue for wrongful imprisonment or remain incarcerated for life.
well that’s enough vulnerability for today💋
November 20, 2025 at 7:14 PM
well that’s enough vulnerability for today💋
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Leavitt: Why aren't you talking about what these members of congress are doing to encourage violence…. They're literally saying to 1.3 million active duty service members not to follow lawful orders
Reporter: Actually they said illegal orders.
Reporter: Actually they said illegal orders.
November 20, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Leavitt: Why aren't you talking about what these members of congress are doing to encourage violence…. They're literally saying to 1.3 million active duty service members not to follow lawful orders
Reporter: Actually they said illegal orders.
Reporter: Actually they said illegal orders.
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Why is ICE only focusing on poor immigrants? Can we get rid of some of the Russian oligarchs that live here?
November 20, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Why is ICE only focusing on poor immigrants? Can we get rid of some of the Russian oligarchs that live here?
30 yeas later:
Depp provera is eventually going to make you grow an alien like Signorney Weaver. Our bad.
Depp provera is eventually going to make you grow an alien like Signorney Weaver. Our bad.
November 20, 2025 at 5:56 PM
30 yeas later:
Depp provera is eventually going to make you grow an alien like Signorney Weaver. Our bad.
Depp provera is eventually going to make you grow an alien like Signorney Weaver. Our bad.
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listen to this king. a team with low morale is ineffective. relatedly, a team with high morale is effective. also relatedly: we are going to win
“I want their morale as low as possible because a team with low morale is ineffective.”
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Clifford “Buzz” Grambo patrols the streets of Baltimore to keep his neighbors safe—and make federal agents uncomfortable.
www.motherjones.com
November 20, 2025 at 3:06 PM
listen to this king. a team with low morale is ineffective. relatedly, a team with high morale is effective. also relatedly: we are going to win
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It’s Thursday but in terms of butthole it feels like Friday
November 20, 2025 at 7:56 AM
It’s Thursday but in terms of butthole it feels like Friday
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ok why are you YELLING AT ME???
November 19, 2025 at 8:55 PM
ok why are you YELLING AT ME???
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I get that I'll have to die, but I never want to be "found dead."
November 20, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I get that I'll have to die, but I never want to be "found dead."