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Probably Reesa
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Definitely not several otters in a trenchcoat masquerading as a late-40s humanoid cryptid with artistic tendencies and a spot of gender. She/he/they
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mcsweeneys.net
IT IS TIME.
It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
First published on October 9, 2009, this classic by Colin Nissan is our most-read article of all time. We’re celebrating the 16th anniversary of th...
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September 22, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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reichlinmelnick.bsky.social
Andry Hernández Romero, the innocent make-up artist imprisoned without trial for 4 months in El Salvador by the Trump admin, is FREE.

He was wrongfully accused of being a gang member because of his “mom” and “dad” tattoos, and illegally sent to El Salvador without due process.
Photo of Andry on the left, sitting next to a plant in a striped T-shirt. Photo on the right of his wrist tattoos taken by DHS.
July 19, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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kristinosani.bsky.social
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cjlavigne.com C. J. Lavigne @cjlavigne.com · Jul 19
Hey, did you know THE DROWNED MAN'S DAUGHTER is now up for pre-order? Just mentioning. This baby's out Sept. 1. I have called it "The Little Mermaid" meets "Children of Men" if that helps!

US: bookshop.org/p/books/the-...

Canada: www.indigo.ca/en-ca/the-dr...
The Drowned Man's Daughter Book By Cj Lavigne, ('tp') | Indigo
Buy the book The Drowned Man's Daughter by cj lavigne at Indigo
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July 20, 2025 at 4:08 AM
killermutantotters.bsky.social
Does the pool taste like KFC coleslaw, or does KFC coleslaw taste like chlorine? These are the questions that plague me.
February 24, 2025 at 7:37 PM
killermutantotters.bsky.social
*bathes in the destruction of everything about their country that shows an ounce of compassion*

I wonder why I'm having trouble sleeping and my hair is falling out. Huh. A mystery.
February 3, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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shrekromancer.gay
what's wrong babe, you've hardly touched today's heap of apocalyptic news headlines
February 1, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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nytimes.com
Scientists at the CDC were ordered late on Friday to withdraw any pending publications, at any scientific journal, that mention terms such as “transgender,” “immigrant,” “LGBT” or “pregnant people.”
CDC Scientists Ordered to Withdraw Studies That Say ‘LGBT’ or ‘Pregnant People’
www.nytimes.com
February 2, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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pnutsmama.bsky.social
IS THIS YOUR SON
February 3, 2025 at 1:45 AM
killermutantotters.bsky.social
Laughing forever about Kendrick Lamar winning multiple Grammys for a diss track.
February 3, 2025 at 4:53 AM
killermutantotters.bsky.social
Truly, the variety of knowledge on Motor Trend shows is amusing. You've got the guys who "fix" engines with sponsored fuel additives and install floor mats, and the guy who has four steel tubes and a torch and is like, "I'm gonna build a truck today."
January 25, 2025 at 6:26 PM
killermutantotters.bsky.social
Thank you, kind sir. Truly, I couldn't put my laundry away without your help.
Orange tabby cat resting blissfully on a pile of clean laundry. His expression is pleased. His head is empty.
January 25, 2025 at 12:30 AM
killermutantotters.bsky.social
Sure, I should be finishing my financial reports, but this deeply fascinating treatise on various types of wood glue isn't going to read itself.
January 14, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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forrestvalkai.bsky.social
What do you call a skeleton that just wants to hug and kiss you?

An XO-skeleton.
January 13, 2025 at 4:45 PM