Forrest Valkai
@forrestvalkai.bsky.social
Biologist & Educator
Host on The Line and AXP
🧬Evolution, 🐵BioAnthro, and 🦠more!
Generally excited about reality.
He/Him
Host on The Line and AXP
🧬Evolution, 🐵BioAnthro, and 🦠more!
Generally excited about reality.
He/Him
So now that the Democrats caved for a pinky promise, we can release the Epstien files, right?
November 10, 2025 at 2:33 PM
So now that the Democrats caved for a pinky promise, we can release the Epstien files, right?
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Well... @forrestvalkai.bsky.social and I began with hot gloves and ended with porn names. It was that kind of show. - @sethandrews.com
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The Bible SUCKS!! Disagree? Call Forrest Valkai & Seth Andrews | Cus' I Wanna 11.07.25
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November 8, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Well... @forrestvalkai.bsky.social and I began with hot gloves and ended with porn names. It was that kind of show. - @sethandrews.com
www.youtube.com/live/wB1Mj9O...
www.youtube.com/live/wB1Mj9O...
WHY DON'T THEY ALL LOOK LIKE THIS?!
Decided my Zurba shirt (art by world renowned artist @forrestvalkai.bsky.social) needed some stripes.
October 30, 2025 at 8:27 AM
WHY DON'T THEY ALL LOOK LIKE THIS?!
Once again, I drew something stupid on stream and someone with actual talent made it wonderful.
October 19, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Once again, I drew something stupid on stream and someone with actual talent made it wonderful.
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The men that the Trump administration unlawfully deported to an El Salvador mega prison have since been moved to Venezuela.
In a new court filing, we're making sure they get to challenge our government’s use of the Alien Enemies Act to deport them.
In a new court filing, we're making sure they get to challenge our government’s use of the Alien Enemies Act to deport them.
October 17, 2025 at 4:15 PM
The men that the Trump administration unlawfully deported to an El Salvador mega prison have since been moved to Venezuela.
In a new court filing, we're making sure they get to challenge our government’s use of the Alien Enemies Act to deport them.
In a new court filing, we're making sure they get to challenge our government’s use of the Alien Enemies Act to deport them.
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@forrestvalkai.bsky.social I took a screenshot of your and Gutsick Gibbons' silly screen freeze on SkepTalk last Monday and did this to it, I hope you like it, I put a stupid amount of time into it hahaha
October 17, 2025 at 2:58 PM
@forrestvalkai.bsky.social I took a screenshot of your and Gutsick Gibbons' silly screen freeze on SkepTalk last Monday and did this to it, I hope you like it, I put a stupid amount of time into it hahaha
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When our amazing charity show (where we raised $40,000 for @msf.ca) you were on last year is now up for FIVE awards at the @njwebfest.bsky.social 2025!!!
Best Scene/Miniature Design
Outstanding Sci Fi/Fantasy
Best Costume/Make-up
Best Ensemble Cast
Best Game Master (our very own Jesse Jerdak)
Best Scene/Miniature Design
Outstanding Sci Fi/Fantasy
Best Costume/Make-up
Best Ensemble Cast
Best Game Master (our very own Jesse Jerdak)
August 12, 2025 at 3:12 AM
When our amazing charity show (where we raised $40,000 for @msf.ca) you were on last year is now up for FIVE awards at the @njwebfest.bsky.social 2025!!!
Best Scene/Miniature Design
Outstanding Sci Fi/Fantasy
Best Costume/Make-up
Best Ensemble Cast
Best Game Master (our very own Jesse Jerdak)
Best Scene/Miniature Design
Outstanding Sci Fi/Fantasy
Best Costume/Make-up
Best Ensemble Cast
Best Game Master (our very own Jesse Jerdak)
There are still 7 spots left on my upcoming trip to Germany and Austria! If you'd like to skip Thanksgiving to come sip spiced wine in a cozy Christmas market, sign up now!
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August 13, 2025 at 11:38 PM
There are still 7 spots left on my upcoming trip to Germany and Austria! If you'd like to skip Thanksgiving to come sip spiced wine in a cozy Christmas market, sign up now!
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This is objectively funny, but the best part is definitely the jizz emoji at the beginning.
Thank you all for your comments. 💦
Thank you all for your comments. 💦
@forrestvalkai.bsky.social The bots have developed a sense of irony! lmao
August 3, 2025 at 6:15 AM
This is objectively funny, but the best part is definitely the jizz emoji at the beginning.
Thank you all for your comments. 💦
Thank you all for your comments. 💦
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“Yad Vashem and the United States Holocaust Memorial Museum adhere to a “Palestine exception” when opposing genocide... organizations such as the ADL, use spurious accusations of antisemitism to silence or discredit those who dare to speak out.”
As scholars of genocide, we demand an end to Israel’s atrocities | Open letter
Within weeks, 400 colleagues joined our organization. We say: it is not too late to save lives. End the genocide now
www.theguardian.com
July 30, 2025 at 9:48 PM
“Yad Vashem and the United States Holocaust Memorial Museum adhere to a “Palestine exception” when opposing genocide... organizations such as the ADL, use spurious accusations of antisemitism to silence or discredit those who dare to speak out.”
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Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu says no one in Gaza is starving: “There is no policy of starvation in Gaza, and there is no starvation in Gaza. We enable humanitarian aid throughout the duration of the war to enter Gaza – otherwise, there would be no Gazans."
buff.ly/vfrCRqA
buff.ly/vfrCRqA
Israel's leader claims no one in Gaza is starving. Data and witnesses disagree
Here’s what we know as the World Health Organization says 63 of the 74 malnutrition-related deaths in Gaza this year have occurred this month. Those included 24 children under the age of 5.
www.pbs.org
July 28, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu says no one in Gaza is starving: “There is no policy of starvation in Gaza, and there is no starvation in Gaza. We enable humanitarian aid throughout the duration of the war to enter Gaza – otherwise, there would be no Gazans."
buff.ly/vfrCRqA
buff.ly/vfrCRqA
I can't wait for the next bullshit excuse as to why it's okay to starve millions of people.
Seriously, if you haven't spoken up yet, I'm begging you to grow a brain, a heart, and a spine. "Genocide is wrong" shouldn't be a controversial stance.
Seriously, if you haven't spoken up yet, I'm begging you to grow a brain, a heart, and a spine. "Genocide is wrong" shouldn't be a controversial stance.
No Proof Hamas Routinely Stole U.N. Aid, Israeli Military Officials Say
www.nytimes.com
July 26, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I can't wait for the next bullshit excuse as to why it's okay to starve millions of people.
Seriously, if you haven't spoken up yet, I'm begging you to grow a brain, a heart, and a spine. "Genocide is wrong" shouldn't be a controversial stance.
Seriously, if you haven't spoken up yet, I'm begging you to grow a brain, a heart, and a spine. "Genocide is wrong" shouldn't be a controversial stance.
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Hunger is reportedly surging in Gaza as the enclave of nearly two million people remains cut off from aid. U.N. and local health officials attribute hundreds of deaths in recent weeks to malnutrition or people dying while trying to get food from aid distribution points. (via @cfr.org)
5 things to know about Gaza's worsening food crisis
Malnutrition has reached alarming levels in Gaza, aid officials say, with hunger now reportedly affecting civilians as well as journalists, doctors, and other personnel on the ground.
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July 26, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Hunger is reportedly surging in Gaza as the enclave of nearly two million people remains cut off from aid. U.N. and local health officials attribute hundreds of deaths in recent weeks to malnutrition or people dying while trying to get food from aid distribution points. (via @cfr.org)
So I guess I'm 33 now.
July 22, 2025 at 5:45 PM
So I guess I'm 33 now.
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Ya'll!!!!
Proud to announce that our charity show Roll4Initiagive - The Apron Strings has been nominated for @njwebfest.bsky.social!
This was our @koboldpress.com sponsored show where raised close to $30,000 for @msf.ca
Proud to announce that our charity show Roll4Initiagive - The Apron Strings has been nominated for @njwebfest.bsky.social!
This was our @koboldpress.com sponsored show where raised close to $30,000 for @msf.ca
July 17, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Ya'll!!!!
Proud to announce that our charity show Roll4Initiagive - The Apron Strings has been nominated for @njwebfest.bsky.social!
This was our @koboldpress.com sponsored show where raised close to $30,000 for @msf.ca
Proud to announce that our charity show Roll4Initiagive - The Apron Strings has been nominated for @njwebfest.bsky.social!
This was our @koboldpress.com sponsored show where raised close to $30,000 for @msf.ca
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Yall @catieosaurus.bsky.social made this silly and heartwarming reel of the bts shenanigans of our show and….just goes to show the heart, talent, and fun that went into making this show!
Thank you @neddonovan.bsky.social for selecting our show as a nominee for @njwebfest.bsky.social 💖
Thank you @neddonovan.bsky.social for selecting our show as a nominee for @njwebfest.bsky.social 💖
July 18, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Yall @catieosaurus.bsky.social made this silly and heartwarming reel of the bts shenanigans of our show and….just goes to show the heart, talent, and fun that went into making this show!
Thank you @neddonovan.bsky.social for selecting our show as a nominee for @njwebfest.bsky.social 💖
Thank you @neddonovan.bsky.social for selecting our show as a nominee for @njwebfest.bsky.social 💖
They're undeniable proof of systemic evil which Democrats are desperately trying to hide...
Then they don't exist...
And now, a week later, it was actually the Democrats that made them up in the first place.
Seriously, how in the actual fuck does anyone still believe a word this creep says?
Then they don't exist...
And now, a week later, it was actually the Democrats that made them up in the first place.
Seriously, how in the actual fuck does anyone still believe a word this creep says?
The president said Attorney General Pam Bondi has “handled it very well” and said it’s up to her whether to release any more records related to the sex trafficking investigation of Jeffrey Epstein.
WATCH: Asked if his name appears in Epstein files, Trump claims Comey, Obama and Biden made them up
When asked by a reporter if the attorney general told President Donald Trump whether his name appeared in any of the records, he said, “No, no.”
to.pbs.org
July 16, 2025 at 5:18 AM
They're undeniable proof of systemic evil which Democrats are desperately trying to hide...
Then they don't exist...
And now, a week later, it was actually the Democrats that made them up in the first place.
Seriously, how in the actual fuck does anyone still believe a word this creep says?
Then they don't exist...
And now, a week later, it was actually the Democrats that made them up in the first place.
Seriously, how in the actual fuck does anyone still believe a word this creep says?
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Measles cases are currently higher than they've been in 33 years.
Can't wait for the antivaxxers to deny, justify, ignore, or deflect from this, all while spouting off statistics they half-read on the toilet.
Can't wait for the antivaxxers to deny, justify, ignore, or deflect from this, all while spouting off statistics they half-read on the toilet.
July 9, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Measles cases are currently higher than they've been in 33 years.
Can't wait for the antivaxxers to deny, justify, ignore, or deflect from this, all while spouting off statistics they half-read on the toilet.
Can't wait for the antivaxxers to deny, justify, ignore, or deflect from this, all while spouting off statistics they half-read on the toilet.
Dissent is patriotic.
Protest is patriotic.
Disobedience is patriotic.
Defiance is patriotic.
Protest is patriotic.
Disobedience is patriotic.
Defiance is patriotic.
July 5, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Dissent is patriotic.
Protest is patriotic.
Disobedience is patriotic.
Defiance is patriotic.
Protest is patriotic.
Disobedience is patriotic.
Defiance is patriotic.
Everybody listen to this guy!
I went to Ecuador to prove a point | Reacteria/Valkations - YouTube www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sl0_...
@forrestvalkai.bsky.social is a biologist and an educator who specializes in evolutionary biology and bioanthropology.
If you have working brain cells, his YT channel is a must.
#ForrestValkai
@forrestvalkai.bsky.social is a biologist and an educator who specializes in evolutionary biology and bioanthropology.
If you have working brain cells, his YT channel is a must.
#ForrestValkai
I went to Ecuador to prove a point | Reacteria/Valkations
YouTube video by Forrest Valkai
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July 4, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Everybody listen to this guy!
Tulsa turned up to say NO KINGS!
June 14, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Tulsa turned up to say NO KINGS!
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While President Trump spends millions of taxpayer dollars to throw himself a birthday party, we’re taking to the streets.
Fight the administration’s abuses of power with us on June 14. Find a rally near you.
www.nokings.org#map/?utm_sou...
Fight the administration’s abuses of power with us on June 14. Find a rally near you.
www.nokings.org#map/?utm_sou...
June 5, 2025 at 9:31 PM
While President Trump spends millions of taxpayer dollars to throw himself a birthday party, we’re taking to the streets.
Fight the administration’s abuses of power with us on June 14. Find a rally near you.
www.nokings.org#map/?utm_sou...
Fight the administration’s abuses of power with us on June 14. Find a rally near you.
www.nokings.org#map/?utm_sou...
Join @theardenhart.bsky.social and I this Friday on The Line as we discuss biology, LGBT people, religion, and more!
Anti-trans = anti-science! Let's talk about it!
Anti-trans = anti-science! Let's talk about it!
June 11, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Join @theardenhart.bsky.social and I this Friday on The Line as we discuss biology, LGBT people, religion, and more!
Anti-trans = anti-science! Let's talk about it!
Anti-trans = anti-science! Let's talk about it!