Jacob Kief
@kiefja.bsky.social
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I would NOT be good at pretending to be Carson Brown! I don’t know who the fuck that is
December 10, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I would NOT be good at pretending to be Carson Brown! I don’t know who the fuck that is
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this dude helping his bro pick up his stick should be highlight of the night but our bloodthirsty sports media only feeds us conflict
November 13, 2025 at 5:34 AM
this dude helping his bro pick up his stick should be highlight of the night but our bloodthirsty sports media only feeds us conflict
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should’ve charged the mound
The Guardians clinch a playoff spot with a walkoff hit by pitch
September 28, 2025 at 4:01 AM
should’ve charged the mound
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sometimes when you're very overdue on doing laundry, your only shirts available are your worst shirt, for obvious reasons, and your favorite shirt, which you have reserved in case of emergency. this is known as the Launderer's Paradox and may result in you wearing your favorite shirt to walgreens
August 14, 2025 at 5:45 PM
sometimes when you're very overdue on doing laundry, your only shirts available are your worst shirt, for obvious reasons, and your favorite shirt, which you have reserved in case of emergency. this is known as the Launderer's Paradox and may result in you wearing your favorite shirt to walgreens
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civilization vi leader two turns before you destroy his lone attacking trebuchet unit with a missile cruiser
August 9, 2025 at 1:58 PM
civilization vi leader two turns before you destroy his lone attacking trebuchet unit with a missile cruiser
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GAMERS UNITE
@jeffrosenstock.bsky.social said: "[It's] cool that someone will be listening to me screaming about voter disenfranchisement, the police state, the sad truth that our alleged Constitutional freedoms are not real... as they try to Rowley Darkslide their way through all the hardest gaps"
July 10, 2025 at 11:11 PM
GAMERS UNITE
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A reminder that the last American team to win the CFL’s Grey Cup was more recent than the last Canadian NHL team to win the Stanley Cup. The 1995 Baltimore Stallions.
June 18, 2025 at 2:48 AM
A reminder that the last American team to win the CFL’s Grey Cup was more recent than the last Canadian NHL team to win the Stanley Cup. The 1995 Baltimore Stallions.
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How anybody get any work done when there is phone
March 31, 2025 at 11:21 PM
How anybody get any work done when there is phone
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We need house divided flags for subjects beyond sports. You should be able to buy a flag that's half Gilmore Girls, half meatball sub
February 27, 2025 at 7:05 PM
We need house divided flags for subjects beyond sports. You should be able to buy a flag that's half Gilmore Girls, half meatball sub
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Chicago: how much are we going to have to retain?
Tulsky: don’t worry about it babe
Chicago: okay ♥️ Yay ♥️
Tulsky: don’t worry about it babe
Chicago: okay ♥️ Yay ♥️
January 25, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Chicago: how much are we going to have to retain?
Tulsky: don’t worry about it babe
Chicago: okay ♥️ Yay ♥️
Tulsky: don’t worry about it babe
Chicago: okay ♥️ Yay ♥️
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I was non-tendered by my parents’ health insurance at 26 so I know how it feels.
November 23, 2024 at 7:53 PM
I was non-tendered by my parents’ health insurance at 26 so I know how it feels.
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mahomes won a super bowl straight up, then he almost won one with no o-line, then he won one on one leg, then he won one with receivers who'd never seen a football before, now he's trying to win one while throwing a horrifyingly dumb pick every game. he's trying to win football on every balatro deck
November 17, 2024 at 9:34 PM
mahomes won a super bowl straight up, then he almost won one with no o-line, then he won one on one leg, then he won one with receivers who'd never seen a football before, now he's trying to win one while throwing a horrifyingly dumb pick every game. he's trying to win football on every balatro deck