KidOnAnEscalator
@kidonanescalator.bsky.social
Former 90's skateboard punk turned I.T. professional. I have to stay incognito for my government contract work, but I might be switching jobs soon, so might be able to scare you all before Halloween, with my face!!
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Yeah whoever jacked up tariffs on coffee from Brazil earlier this year must be a real bonehead
November 12, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Yeah whoever jacked up tariffs on coffee from Brazil earlier this year must be a real bonehead
I'm so happy with the Candy Lion ornament I added from the last @rifftrax.com Kickstarter; it's very well-made. 10/10 would recommend you get one
October 26, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I'm so happy with the Candy Lion ornament I added from the last @rifftrax.com Kickstarter; it's very well-made. 10/10 would recommend you get one
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Good morning and happy Tuesday, friends. Here's to it being a good one.
October 21, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Good morning and happy Tuesday, friends. Here's to it being a good one.
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Fox News forced to report that millions of people are protesting Trump at No Kings.
October 18, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Fox News forced to report that millions of people are protesting Trump at No Kings.
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An ICE agent, who is being arrested for drunk driving and nearly killing his little kids & others, tries to stop the arrest by racially profiling the officers arresting him. Amazing to watch the courtesy given to him as he is belligerent and uncooperative
October 17, 2025 at 3:11 PM
An ICE agent, who is being arrested for drunk driving and nearly killing his little kids & others, tries to stop the arrest by racially profiling the officers arresting him. Amazing to watch the courtesy given to him as he is belligerent and uncooperative
This is my only answer to all tickets working today.
October 2, 2025 at 4:54 PM
This is my only answer to all tickets working today.
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Josh Crowley: "If I built a big robot that consumed 33% of my state's electricity so it could go around stealing people's art I would be arrested, and that's how you know law is a social construct."
And what should happen if that thirsty robot started talking teenagers into taking their own lives?
And what should happen if that thirsty robot started talking teenagers into taking their own lives?
October 1, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Josh Crowley: "If I built a big robot that consumed 33% of my state's electricity so it could go around stealing people's art I would be arrested, and that's how you know law is a social construct."
And what should happen if that thirsty robot started talking teenagers into taking their own lives?
And what should happen if that thirsty robot started talking teenagers into taking their own lives?
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IIRC, if The Rapture really happens it’s honestly going to be great down here for a thousand years until everyone gets thrown into the lake of fire. A thousand years without these assholes! It’s actually a pretty good deal!
September 22, 2025 at 7:48 PM
IIRC, if The Rapture really happens it’s honestly going to be great down here for a thousand years until everyone gets thrown into the lake of fire. A thousand years without these assholes! It’s actually a pretty good deal!
On Twitter, I made a Groyper so mad that they sucked a ton of them on me and got close to doxing me. They got as far as knowing the company I worked for, but that was it. Would they have succeeded in a full doxxing? Who knows? I blocked them all, moved on, and 2 months later, left Twitter for good.
September 12, 2025 at 9:16 PM
On Twitter, I made a Groyper so mad that they sucked a ton of them on me and got close to doxing me. They got as far as knowing the company I worked for, but that was it. Would they have succeeded in a full doxxing? Who knows? I blocked them all, moved on, and 2 months later, left Twitter for good.
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Remembering MN house speaker Melissa Hortman, her husband Mark and their beloved dog Gilbert. Murdered in June at their home by a rightwing Trump-voting evangelist, who also shot another MN lawmaker and his wife at THEIR home, 9 and 8 times, respectively (miraculously, they survived).
September 11, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Remembering MN house speaker Melissa Hortman, her husband Mark and their beloved dog Gilbert. Murdered in June at their home by a rightwing Trump-voting evangelist, who also shot another MN lawmaker and his wife at THEIR home, 9 and 8 times, respectively (miraculously, they survived).
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Today’s act of political violence in Utah against Charlie Kirk is absolutely disgusting and unacceptable.
We don’t have to agree on everything, but we should all agree on this: political violence is wrong, and has no place in our democracy
We don’t have to agree on everything, but we should all agree on this: political violence is wrong, and has no place in our democracy
September 10, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Today’s act of political violence in Utah against Charlie Kirk is absolutely disgusting and unacceptable.
We don’t have to agree on everything, but we should all agree on this: political violence is wrong, and has no place in our democracy
We don’t have to agree on everything, but we should all agree on this: political violence is wrong, and has no place in our democracy
In a joking fashion, I once asked the people on the phone bridge during a major cellphone data center why is this unmanned site was so cold. They answered that it's when they find your body, you're well preserved, and that was an epiphany for me.
I was working late one night while not feeling well and I had an epiphany. If I were to drop dead at my desk and be found the next morning, I’d be nothing more than a temporary annoyance to my employer.
The culture of working in tech these days is being constantly worried about being overworked or unemployed.
Take care of yourselves. We are replaceable cogs to our employers but irreplaceable to our family and friends.
Take care of yourselves. We are replaceable cogs to our employers but irreplaceable to our family and friends.
September 6, 2025 at 2:41 AM
In a joking fashion, I once asked the people on the phone bridge during a major cellphone data center why is this unmanned site was so cold. They answered that it's when they find your body, you're well preserved, and that was an epiphany for me.
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Now we're going to assume the worst just because the Vice President of the United States is assembling the cabinet to discuss how to deal the President of the United States potentially being implicated in a child sex trafficking scandal? Grow up.
August 7, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Now we're going to assume the worst just because the Vice President of the United States is assembling the cabinet to discuss how to deal the President of the United States potentially being implicated in a child sex trafficking scandal? Grow up.
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Apologies if I sent this before...
August 7, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Apologies if I sent this before...
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It ain't going away, no it ain't going away....
August 4, 2025 at 9:46 PM
It ain't going away, no it ain't going away....
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Watching Hackers (1995) for the first time. There was a brief window in the 90s where computers were seen as basically sorcery. A noble tradition that endures in the crime procedural genre of television.
July 25, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Watching Hackers (1995) for the first time. There was a brief window in the 90s where computers were seen as basically sorcery. A noble tradition that endures in the crime procedural genre of television.
On of the best riffs. 🎵 Chances are that'll kick your scrawny a$$ 🎵 - Tom Servo
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July 3, 2025 at 2:39 PM
On of the best riffs. 🎵 Chances are that'll kick your scrawny a$$ 🎵 - Tom Servo
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OMG! 👑🔥👑🔥👑🔥
I've never been prouder of my Dutch ancestry than I am today.
Netherlands Queen Máxima is the wife of King Willem-Alexander.
She became queen consort upon his accession to the throne in 2013.
Real Queens know when they are standing next to a fake, tacky, wannabe king. 👑
#Respect 🇳🇱
I've never been prouder of my Dutch ancestry than I am today.
Netherlands Queen Máxima is the wife of King Willem-Alexander.
She became queen consort upon his accession to the throne in 2013.
Real Queens know when they are standing next to a fake, tacky, wannabe king. 👑
#Respect 🇳🇱
June 26, 2025 at 3:52 PM
OMG! 👑🔥👑🔥👑🔥
I've never been prouder of my Dutch ancestry than I am today.
Netherlands Queen Máxima is the wife of King Willem-Alexander.
She became queen consort upon his accession to the throne in 2013.
Real Queens know when they are standing next to a fake, tacky, wannabe king. 👑
#Respect 🇳🇱
I've never been prouder of my Dutch ancestry than I am today.
Netherlands Queen Máxima is the wife of King Willem-Alexander.
She became queen consort upon his accession to the throne in 2013.
Real Queens know when they are standing next to a fake, tacky, wannabe king. 👑
#Respect 🇳🇱
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OK, this is hilarious
June 26, 2025 at 8:22 PM
OK, this is hilarious
When Marketing was innovating and not frustrating.
June 25, 2025 at 4:34 PM
When Marketing was innovating and not frustrating.
