The Holy Kidney
@kidney-the-horse.bsky.social
The god:dess you deserve.
Prayers only via DM. Won’t promise anything but to listen.
Will really love you all, not like that Christian dude.
Here to give love to those who can’t get enough 🩷
Prayers only via DM. Won’t promise anything but to listen.
Will really love you all, not like that Christian dude.
Here to give love to those who can’t get enough 🩷
Flooding the world with some pinkness is definitely my life time goal
February 1, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Flooding the world with some pinkness is definitely my life time goal
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When you’re stuck on bedrest it’s like the universe’s way of telling you to rewatch LOST.
February 1, 2025 at 10:53 PM
When you’re stuck on bedrest it’s like the universe’s way of telling you to rewatch LOST.
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1 like = 1 new nickname for "butt"
January 30, 2025 at 6:31 PM
1 like = 1 new nickname for "butt"
Shit, I forgot to define commandments.
January 30, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Shit, I forgot to define commandments.
Thinking about founding my own religion.
The god:dess? Me of course.
The god:dess? Me of course.
January 30, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Thinking about founding my own religion.
The god:dess? Me of course.
The god:dess? Me of course.
Must be really hard to be a right winger.
Imagine all the work they gotta do to do what they do!
All the hate, all the energy wasted in tweets about how others are happier than yourself. All the wasted color. Especially orange!
Imagine all the work they gotta do to do what they do!
All the hate, all the energy wasted in tweets about how others are happier than yourself. All the wasted color. Especially orange!
January 28, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Must be really hard to be a right winger.
Imagine all the work they gotta do to do what they do!
All the hate, all the energy wasted in tweets about how others are happier than yourself. All the wasted color. Especially orange!
Imagine all the work they gotta do to do what they do!
All the hate, all the energy wasted in tweets about how others are happier than yourself. All the wasted color. Especially orange!
Just in case no one told you today:
I love you ❤️
I love you ❤️
January 28, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Just in case no one told you today:
I love you ❤️
I love you ❤️
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I am on team Fuck This Shit
January 28, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I am on team Fuck This Shit
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I call my cat honey bunny even though she's not a bunny. She's a cat. She also is not made up of honey. I'm so crazy.
January 28, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I call my cat honey bunny even though she's not a bunny. She's a cat. She also is not made up of honey. I'm so crazy.
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I'm gonna get in your algorithm if it's the last thing I do
January 28, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I'm gonna get in your algorithm if it's the last thing I do
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Padua, Italy
Elon Mask
Elon Mask
January 28, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Padua, Italy
Elon Mask
Elon Mask
Thank god (me) I’m not a US citizen.
January 28, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Thank god (me) I’m not a US citizen.
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Hard to believe one of the dumbest people alive is now in charge of the economy again.
January 28, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Hard to believe one of the dumbest people alive is now in charge of the economy again.
It’s SO good to be back! 😍 have you missed me?
January 28, 2025 at 6:35 PM
It’s SO good to be back! 😍 have you missed me?
Oof that was a hella long summer sleep 😴
What have I missed? I mean besides the orange clown.
What have I missed? I mean besides the orange clown.
January 28, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Oof that was a hella long summer sleep 😴
What have I missed? I mean besides the orange clown.
What have I missed? I mean besides the orange clown.
If you see this, quote post with a beach from your gallery.
September 1, 2024 at 11:00 AM
If you see this, quote post with a beach from your gallery.
I may be pink but last night I definitely was blue.
September 1, 2024 at 10:48 AM
I may be pink but last night I definitely was blue.
Maybe I should not have alcohol.
Maybe it was that one Gin Tonic too much.
Maybe.
Maybe it was that one Gin Tonic too much.
Maybe.
September 1, 2024 at 10:47 AM
Maybe I should not have alcohol.
Maybe it was that one Gin Tonic too much.
Maybe.
Maybe it was that one Gin Tonic too much.
Maybe.
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fuck elon fucking musk, i can tell you that much (right in the ass, fucker)
September 1, 2024 at 12:17 AM
fuck elon fucking musk, i can tell you that much (right in the ass, fucker)
Good morning everyone*!
*except fascists
*except fascists
September 1, 2024 at 9:04 AM
Good morning everyone*!
*except fascists
*except fascists
Good morning everyone!
Way too early but today will be a great day! 🥳
Way too early but today will be a great day! 🥳
August 31, 2024 at 7:08 AM
Good morning everyone!
Way too early but today will be a great day! 🥳
Way too early but today will be a great day! 🥳