@kibbycreekwood.bsky.social
Sex workers are awesome on these sites.
Not because they show ass or whatever (though tbh that's my favorite part) but like. If you read their comments it's the most inane, annoying bullshit and they're still just like "lmao yeah hehe :D"
Not because they show ass or whatever (though tbh that's my favorite part) but like. If you read their comments it's the most inane, annoying bullshit and they're still just like "lmao yeah hehe :D"
December 10, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Sex workers are awesome on these sites.
Not because they show ass or whatever (though tbh that's my favorite part) but like. If you read their comments it's the most inane, annoying bullshit and they're still just like "lmao yeah hehe :D"
Not because they show ass or whatever (though tbh that's my favorite part) but like. If you read their comments it's the most inane, annoying bullshit and they're still just like "lmao yeah hehe :D"
*Adam smasher voice at all of ur cats n dogs*
YOU LOOK LIKE A PETABLE CUT OF MEAT.
YOU LOOK LIKE A PETABLE CUT OF MEAT.
December 9, 2025 at 12:13 AM
*Adam smasher voice at all of ur cats n dogs*
YOU LOOK LIKE A PETABLE CUT OF MEAT.
YOU LOOK LIKE A PETABLE CUT OF MEAT.
Insulin pump that makes the cyberpunk health item sound every 10 units it discharges but charges your account 5 dollars every time it happens (this is just a regular insulin pump with a speaker added)
insulin pump that makes the half-life health dispenser noise while pumping insulin
December 7, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Insulin pump that makes the cyberpunk health item sound every 10 units it discharges but charges your account 5 dollars every time it happens (this is just a regular insulin pump with a speaker added)
I'm just gonna put it out there,
I think if you're more concerned about "smart glasses" than you are about cell phones, you don't have actual thoughts about the glasses. You have vague thoughts about "privacy" that you haven't thought about for 10 seconds.
Your phone is more invasive, I promise.
I think if you're more concerned about "smart glasses" than you are about cell phones, you don't have actual thoughts about the glasses. You have vague thoughts about "privacy" that you haven't thought about for 10 seconds.
Your phone is more invasive, I promise.
December 6, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I'm just gonna put it out there,
I think if you're more concerned about "smart glasses" than you are about cell phones, you don't have actual thoughts about the glasses. You have vague thoughts about "privacy" that you haven't thought about for 10 seconds.
Your phone is more invasive, I promise.
I think if you're more concerned about "smart glasses" than you are about cell phones, you don't have actual thoughts about the glasses. You have vague thoughts about "privacy" that you haven't thought about for 10 seconds.
Your phone is more invasive, I promise.
Okay which one of you fuckers is putting diaper furries on my fucking timeline
December 5, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Okay which one of you fuckers is putting diaper furries on my fucking timeline
Tried to donate platelets. Immediately threw up as the process started. Apparently you're supposed to eat first. Oops.
Happy thanksgiving!!!!
Happy thanksgiving!!!!
November 27, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Tried to donate platelets. Immediately threw up as the process started. Apparently you're supposed to eat first. Oops.
Happy thanksgiving!!!!
Happy thanksgiving!!!!
Physics professors be like
*takes a huge bong rip*
Ya know, everything is an orb if you really think about it
Ya know, everything is an orb if you really think about it
November 25, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Physics professors be like
A thing that's funny but also fucking annoying about big accounts is that theyll just say some actually out-of-nowhere shit, and then act like everyone else is crazy for being unhinged at them.
Like, you just posted "dogs are spaghetti" why are you acting like WE are the crazy ones.
Like, you just posted "dogs are spaghetti" why are you acting like WE are the crazy ones.
November 25, 2025 at 6:17 AM
A thing that's funny but also fucking annoying about big accounts is that theyll just say some actually out-of-nowhere shit, and then act like everyone else is crazy for being unhinged at them.
Like, you just posted "dogs are spaghetti" why are you acting like WE are the crazy ones.
Like, you just posted "dogs are spaghetti" why are you acting like WE are the crazy ones.
Went to a light display at the Detroit zoo. I recorded this because I thought it'd be fun to see the light tunnel from the perspective of my glasses, but tell me this isn't just what the net looks like in Cyberpunk 2077
November 23, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Went to a light display at the Detroit zoo. I recorded this because I thought it'd be fun to see the light tunnel from the perspective of my glasses, but tell me this isn't just what the net looks like in Cyberpunk 2077
The bourgeois class is obsessed with defining the specific relationship in this way because it lets them know exactly which cousins they can fuck to keep the bloodline pure without risking birth defects.
Speaking as a dude who has a yearly family reunion, "aunt" and "uncle" fill a role, what the fuck are you supposed to call all those other older people you're vaguely related to, do you think there's someone running around with an org chart saying who's a second cousin thrice removed or something
lmao
October 29, 2025 at 7:54 PM
The bourgeois class is obsessed with defining the specific relationship in this way because it lets them know exactly which cousins they can fuck to keep the bloodline pure without risking birth defects.
(me talking to cidolfus): ORLANDEAUUUUUU
I LOVE YOU, ORLANDEAU
SEA WORLD AND DISNEY AND PUTT PUTT GOLFINGGGGG
I LOVE YOU, ORLANDEAU
SEA WORLD AND DISNEY AND PUTT PUTT GOLFINGGGGG
October 18, 2025 at 6:23 AM
(me talking to cidolfus): ORLANDEAUUUUUU
I LOVE YOU, ORLANDEAU
SEA WORLD AND DISNEY AND PUTT PUTT GOLFINGGGGG
I LOVE YOU, ORLANDEAU
SEA WORLD AND DISNEY AND PUTT PUTT GOLFINGGGGG
When I was questioning my faith, I was surrounded by people who told me "all those atheists say 'i don't know' but I'm telling you I do know. If they're so smart, why don't THEY know?"
And if you need the answer explained to you... Yikes.
The atheists knew more Bible.
This is the same question.
And if you need the answer explained to you... Yikes.
The atheists knew more Bible.
This is the same question.
There are basically only two positions in the debate about AI.
1. I’ve barely invested any time in learning how to use it effectively. AI sucks.
2. I’ve invested in learning how to use this tool. Holy cow, it’s transformational.
Position #1 has lower barriers to entry.
1. I’ve barely invested any time in learning how to use it effectively. AI sucks.
2. I’ve invested in learning how to use this tool. Holy cow, it’s transformational.
Position #1 has lower barriers to entry.
October 18, 2025 at 5:31 AM
When I was questioning my faith, I was surrounded by people who told me "all those atheists say 'i don't know' but I'm telling you I do know. If they're so smart, why don't THEY know?"
And if you need the answer explained to you... Yikes.
The atheists knew more Bible.
This is the same question.
And if you need the answer explained to you... Yikes.
The atheists knew more Bible.
This is the same question.
KENZIE IS POSTING PHOTOS OF ME MODS HELP HELP HELP
How it feels to repeat yourself, only to have someone reply, “I heard you the first time.”
October 18, 2025 at 1:53 AM
KENZIE IS POSTING PHOTOS OF ME MODS HELP HELP HELP
I mean it unironically when I say that this woman holds our entire house together.
Just spent the last 30 seconds baby talking at our beautiful black cat about how he can't have my food despite his staring with longing up at my breakfast.
I turned to him and, it was a shoe on the floor.
My mostly black shoe.
Peripheral vision is wild.
I turned to him and, it was a shoe on the floor.
My mostly black shoe.
Peripheral vision is wild.
October 16, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I mean it unironically when I say that this woman holds our entire house together.
HEY FRED SCHNEIDER, WHAT ARE YOU DOIN??
October 14, 2025 at 4:34 AM
HEY FRED SCHNEIDER, WHAT ARE YOU DOIN??
Shut the fuck up until they turn the clock back and get me an extra hour of sleep you cuck. We only hate the change during the spring
October 14, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Shut the fuck up until they turn the clock back and get me an extra hour of sleep you cuck. We only hate the change during the spring
Idk feels like we are confusing "unhinged opinion" with "we no longer value literacy"
Not cait's fault tho honestly pretty sure they're aware, I just hate this post because they're right and ugh
Not cait's fault tho honestly pretty sure they're aware, I just hate this post because they're right and ugh
the protagonist isn't always the hero. they are just the person the book is about. sometimes authors write books about people who are bad and it does not mean that the author is bad
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
October 14, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Idk feels like we are confusing "unhinged opinion" with "we no longer value literacy"
Not cait's fault tho honestly pretty sure they're aware, I just hate this post because they're right and ugh
Not cait's fault tho honestly pretty sure they're aware, I just hate this post because they're right and ugh
NOT "CHEF GIRL-ARDEE"?? CHEF BOYARGIRL???
Chef Boyargirl
October 14, 2025 at 3:31 AM
NOT "CHEF GIRL-ARDEE"?? CHEF BOYARGIRL???
This is what I imagine smut written by @meowdelyn.bsky.social is
Update: The ISS has suffered a massive estradiol leak. All the astronauts are now women. NASA cannot reach them because they're too busy making out.
October 13, 2025 at 1:44 PM
This is what I imagine smut written by @meowdelyn.bsky.social is
So maybe I've insulated extremely hard, but does it feel like no one is freaking out about the govt shutdown right now?
Like, yes, I know people who rely on services are worried. They're always worried. They're basically bargaining chips for Congress.
But like... Who's losing their shit rn??
Like, yes, I know people who rely on services are worried. They're always worried. They're basically bargaining chips for Congress.
But like... Who's losing their shit rn??
October 12, 2025 at 1:48 AM
So maybe I've insulated extremely hard, but does it feel like no one is freaking out about the govt shutdown right now?
Like, yes, I know people who rely on services are worried. They're always worried. They're basically bargaining chips for Congress.
But like... Who's losing their shit rn??
Like, yes, I know people who rely on services are worried. They're always worried. They're basically bargaining chips for Congress.
But like... Who's losing their shit rn??
Bro tried to say trans people are violent and essentially just said "nah, bro. I had my dick removed. It's not that I never had one, I intentionally told a doctor to remove my little penis and balls" and I think that's beautiful actually
No…I’m not pre-op.
October 11, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Bro tried to say trans people are violent and essentially just said "nah, bro. I had my dick removed. It's not that I never had one, I intentionally told a doctor to remove my little penis and balls" and I think that's beautiful actually
Picasso might have heard Free Bird
you ever think about those real weird overlaps. like tennessee williams might have listened to the ramones
October 8, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Picasso might have heard Free Bird
Jtp out here still being a coward who doesn't eat 3 at a time. What are you, physically well?? Idiot
eatin 2 corndogs
October 7, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Jtp out here still being a coward who doesn't eat 3 at a time. What are you, physically well?? Idiot
Dear God by XTC is super reddit atheism coded but like I defy you to listen to it and not agree tbh.
That's where we kinda went wrong with the reddit atheism thing. Being annoying isn't the same thing as being wrong or stupid. Sometimes obvious truths hurt. 🤷
That's where we kinda went wrong with the reddit atheism thing. Being annoying isn't the same thing as being wrong or stupid. Sometimes obvious truths hurt. 🤷
October 7, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Dear God by XTC is super reddit atheism coded but like I defy you to listen to it and not agree tbh.
That's where we kinda went wrong with the reddit atheism thing. Being annoying isn't the same thing as being wrong or stupid. Sometimes obvious truths hurt. 🤷
That's where we kinda went wrong with the reddit atheism thing. Being annoying isn't the same thing as being wrong or stupid. Sometimes obvious truths hurt. 🤷
My toxic trait is that I'm bad with faces and still mix up Tim Meadows and Don Cheadle like every single time
October 7, 2025 at 4:34 AM
My toxic trait is that I'm bad with faces and still mix up Tim Meadows and Don Cheadle like every single time