Kernanator
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Kernanator
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at this point it's nearly impossible to figure out who is actually stupid vs who is pretending to be stupid vs who used to be pretending to be stupid but did it for so long they became actually stupid
October 21, 2025 at 11:01 PM
The Republican Party is a racist institution from top to bottom and must be completely dismantled, Exhibit A.
EXCLUSIVE: Thousands of leaked messages show leaders of Young Republican groups joking about gas chambers, slavery and rape in a private Telegram chat.

Inside rising GOP leaders’ racist chats — obtained by POLITICO and spanning more than 7 months👇
‘I love Hitler’: Leaked messages expose Young Republicans’ racist chat
Thousands of private messages reveal young GOP leaders joking about gas chambers, slavery and rape.
www.politico.com
October 14, 2025 at 10:06 PM
John Egbert
Ah... a hammer. Well. Not my first choice, but it will suffice. Let's go!
September 9, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Note to my fellow leftists in the replies: a political candidate who doesn't give a message on the 4th of July that is at least hopeful about America will never be elected to a major office.
America is beautiful, contradictory, unfinished. I am proud of our country even as we constantly strive to make it better, to protect and deepen our democracy, to fulfill its promise for each and every person who calls it home.

Happy Independence Day. No Kings in America.
July 4, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Damn, who would have guessed that stuffing your staff full of sycophantic yes-men means they don't tell you about bad news?
May 31, 2025 at 9:19 PM
This callout post could have been a DM.
May 15, 2025 at 11:57 PM
This is such obvious motivated reasoning. You're saying this not because it IS true, but because you WANT it to be true. You can't look up at a fucking redwood tree in London.
I've never understood why people want to take vacations in America in the first place. There's really almost nothing to see, especially compared to if you have London or Rome a couple of hours away.
May 1, 2025 at 5:48 PM
If you want to know the difference between here and Twitter, the replies to this story here are full of people outraged at the obvious racial profiling in this case, whereas on Twitter they are full of people insisting that illegal immigrants have no rights and that anything can be done to them.
WOW. One of the Venezuelans whom Kristi Noem tried to render to El Salvador's slave prison managed to avoid removal and was able to make it to immigration court, and you'll never guess what happened: THE GOVERNMENT GAVE NO EVIDENCE OF HIS GANG MEMBERSHIP. Due process ftw
April 18, 2025 at 3:13 AM
"poor people aren't real" i assure myself as i close my eyes and ram the social security building with my shitty bronco
BREAKING: Trump's billionaire Commerce Secretary says that seniors won't care if they don't get their Social Security checks — and that anyone who does complain is a fraudster.
March 21, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Admitting she was wrong.

No seriously, a significant number of people would straight up rather kill themselves and everyone around them than admit culpability for their choices.
Her daughter died, what’s worse than that?
How firm is the hold of antivax beliefs?

From the parents of the 6 year old unvaccinated child who died of measles:

“Don’t do the shots,” the girl’s mother said. Measles, she added, is “not as bad as they’re making it out to be.” She noted that her four other children all recovered…
March 20, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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BlueSky is trying to monetize so let's show them some numbers:

Reskeet this if you refuse to pay for BlueSky+ until trust & safety decides to prioritize marginalized users.

That's $96 / year of lost revenue for each reskeet...
December 10, 2024 at 5:23 AM
If I had a nickel for every time a YouTube celebrity criminal got doxxed because of a pizza box, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.
Johnny posted a "you'll never find me and I will never apologize" video, and forgot a pizza box in the background. A pizza place with one location. HE DID THE EXACT SAME THING AS ANDREW TATE. Immediately his hotel was filled with streamers screaming "where aaaare you Johnnnyyy" like a horror movie.
November 10, 2024 at 4:11 AM
RS with what you're currently reading

(Ironically, this was translated by Zack Davisson, the one Shaenon reskeeted!)
November 7, 2024 at 7:21 AM
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We got 1k followers on BlueSky!

Time for a little art raffle dont you guys think? Just retweet this post, and comment bellow what you would like to see working on, it can be OC or Fanart just as long as it remains at one character only!

I will choose the winner at random, so good luck to everyone!
November 2, 2024 at 6:35 PM
Mahershala Ali, if we're talking about anyone who attended our high school. If we're just keeping it to people who graduated from our school, then Don Wakamatsu, probably? I dunno how to rank the fame of sports guys, tbh.
ME! no wait somebody who worked for the trump administration and left and wrote a book about it
who wants to play the “most famous person from your high school” game?

Jimmy. Stewart.
September 11, 2024 at 3:17 AM
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Rest in peace Terry Bisson author of, among other things, one of the funniest sci fi stories ever written (you can read it here):

www.mit.edu/people/dpoli...
They're Made out of Meat
www.mit.edu
January 11, 2024 at 11:37 PM
This is why babies should not be allowed to dual-wield flintlock pistols.
What if a Christian baby shot you dead with a gun. There’s no question here, just a scenario to imagine
November 15, 2023 at 2:45 AM
I would bet money that Gaetz would quote the "Chaos is a ladder" speech from Game of Thrones.
October 25, 2023 at 1:29 AM
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every single dollar spent on DALL-E 3 or whatever should have gone instead to keeping The Nib alive
October 1, 2023 at 4:52 AM
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Me: "Time to go to speech therapy!"
Velma: "I don't want to."
Me: "And speech therapy is why you are able to tell me you don't want to go."
Velma: -annoyed glare-
September 20, 2023 at 9:08 PM
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me: correct me if I’m wrong-

the internet: sir, we will correct you even if you’re right
September 6, 2023 at 11:44 PM
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August 29, 2023 at 10:21 AM