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Ken Starzer
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Christ follower. Husband. Dad.

I like to play board games 🎲

Web Manager at the University of Dallas. Adjunct Faculty in Web Design at UT Dallas.
Actually, my job... it's just web.
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Theory: cats can have ADHD too
October 22, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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"exploiting me for likes again, I see"
October 23, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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I just got back from a short trip to Paris. Did I miss anything in the news over the weekend?

#brodalisque #louvre
October 21, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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pleased to announce that there seems to be a passive-aggressive conflict roiling the august pages of Cooks Illustrated, Fall Harvest recipes edition. allow me to explain:
October 20, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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This is Herman. He learned how to eat corn on the cob today. And within 11 seconds, he became an expert. 13/10 (TT: devonjohnson07)
October 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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The Assumption of the Virgin, by Guido Reni, 1597, 📸 via @RoysEnergy
October 21, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist
October 19, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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The Bread Carrier, by Pablo Picasso, 1905
October 18, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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gene kelly is antifa
October 14, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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When I was a child, I spoke as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child. But when I became grown, I put away childish things. Then when I became a bit more grown, I rebought those same childish things from a vintage reseller and kinda don’t know how to feel about it
October 9, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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Here’s a primer on ‘primer.’

It’s pronounced ‘PRIMM-er’ if you mean “a small book” or “a short informative piece of writing.”

It’s pronounced ‘PRY-mer’ if you mean “an initial coat of paint.”
October 9, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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This is Eeyore. He led a sheriff's deputy to his grandma after she fell during their walk. We are awarding him the incredibly rare 15/10 (FB: OkaloosaSheriff)
October 7, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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October 7, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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Mars was the Roman god of war.
That’s why we say ‘martial arts,' ‘martial law,' and 'court martial.'

Marshall was the Roman god of designer fashion at discount prices.
That’s why we have Marshall’s.
October 7, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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this is the jacket's breast pocket lining pulled up to make it look like a pocket square
October 7, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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Always wonderful to bump into my old friend Daniel Radcliffe!
September 29, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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Here are my top 10 dog sneezes!
September 24, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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Ever since I was a little girl, I always dreamed of growing up and getting yelled at by strangers on the internet about the word ‘irregardless.’
September 23, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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my mom took tylenol when she was pregnant, which made me super focused on menswear and now i have a million followers on twitter
September 22, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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One minute, you're just living your life, and the next, you're mimicking bird calls. Here’s how it happens.
Your Slow and Sad Descent Into Bird-Watching
You suddenly find that you’re able to distinguish the pa-chip-chip-chip of an American goldfinch. Before you know it, you’re mimicking bird calls.
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September 1, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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For all the dog lovers. This is a classic. Worth seeing again.
August 26, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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age 15: Computers are amazing! I'm going to do amazing things with computers!

age 45: explaining to the fourth person this week why Chat GPT is not a replacement for google or the library or friends
August 21, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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A team went nine games without making a single goal. The fans decided to help.
August 21, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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May this portion of the dissent by Ketanji Brown Jackson haunt John Roberts forever and be the final word on his tenure as Chief Justice.
August 21, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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The Thai cover band you didn't know you needed in your life.

Crank it! 😀 🎸
August 21, 2025 at 10:45 PM