Kelvin Sparks
kelvinsparks.com
Kelvin Sparks
@kelvinsparks.com
Transmasc sex writer. Polyam, T4T, eternally lusting after every toy in trans pride colours. Author of 'Trans Sex: A Guide For Adults'

https://kelvinsparks.com/
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Quick introduction time? 👀

I'm Kelvin, I'm a late 20s bi/queer transmasc who's been reviewing toys and writing about sex on the internet since 2017

I'm based in London, and live with one of my partners and a sex toy chest that's eternally threatening to spill over our entire house
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Wohooo! P3N15 - The robot packer is finally available! ✨

It would not have been possible without
Venus @ultraohwormhole.bsky.social who designed this incredible model, and @zestyatbest.bsky.social who helped fund it ✨

magicwithincurio.com/products/p3n...
March 20, 2025 at 1:12 PM
it's *so* funny that shevibe's new own line of dildos are named after primarchs from 40k. who did that and how did they get away with it given the way GW's lawyers are
March 20, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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Morning All! We're shipping out 2 packers today as free replacements for packers that were lost due to the LA fires, so it feels like a good time to plug our Mutual Aid Program! Packer Applications are currently paused until we have a few more donations - can you help?
squidlyco.com/mutual-aid-d...
Mutual Aid Donations - Squidly Co.
Mutual Aid Donations
squidlyco.com
January 21, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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alright you wanna know how to support trans people?

hire them. It's REALLY hard already for visibly trans people to get jobs, even before this shit.

Support places that have trans people working front of house, and make sure owners know that's part of why you're there.
January 21, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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NEW blog: There's a man on the internet who gets off on giving me money.

www.girlonthenet.com/blog/paypig-... #FinDom #PayPig #Kink
January 19, 2025 at 11:43 AM
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Shout out to everyone who's gotta take dildo pictures today. May there be no dust, pet hair, or camera/phone malfunctions ✨ May every angle be easy to achieve and may you finish your queue before your lights make you sweaty.

#dongsky #fantasydildos
December 9, 2024 at 3:19 PM
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more generally, many cis ppl want trans ppl to "compromise" on virtually every trans-related issue. we have "gone too far" by simply existing & wanting to freely participate in society. to these ppl, "compromise" means us disappearing from society to some degree or other. fuck compromise.
What drives me nuts about the trans youth "debate" is how much of it consists of people who don't know anything demanding compromises that already exist.

Hormones and surgeries for minors receive ABSURD amounts of regulation and scrutiny! Either engage with the facts on this issue or shut up.
December 7, 2024 at 4:20 PM
[points at self angrily in the mirror] No Kelvin, we cannot buy a bunch of full size penetrable toys 'for when bottom surgery is done'. At least wait until you've confirmed the mid-op cohesive bandage trick works
December 6, 2024 at 5:48 PM
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Sometimes it pays to have googly eyes in your wallet.
December 4, 2024 at 10:58 AM
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Judging a new sexual partner by your first encounter is like judging a new TV show by its pilot (you’re totally allowed to do it but you might miss out on a lot of great stuff that way)
December 6, 2024 at 12:35 AM
Something interesting I have noticed over the past couple of years is that my taste in BDSM content (if it's not the very rare st4t M/f) is now pretty exclusively cis F/m, and I'm projecting onto both the domme and sub. I'm sure there's some funky gender stuff going on there
December 3, 2024 at 1:57 PM
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www.reddit.com/r/BadDragon/...

This is absolutely horrific. My heart goes out to the OP, and others who have been injured by using Seraphina, since this isn’t the first time it has hurt someone but it’s by far the worst I’ve seen.

Hey @baddragon.bsky.social I think it’s time for a redesign
[Mature Content] From the BadDragon community on Reddit: Experience with L Seraphim causing colon perforation and emergency surgery
Posted by Square-Technician-59 - 133 votes and 60 comments
www.reddit.com
December 2, 2024 at 8:56 PM
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My pals at Magic Wand are running a new research study that needs participants: magicwandoriginal.com/study/

If you've ever wanted to contribute to scientific discovery WHILE earning yourself a free Magic Wand, well... have I got the study for you!! 😂
December 2, 2024 at 3:57 PM
Me reaping (writing reviews): Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!

Me sowing (having to take and edit photos for a review): Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
December 2, 2024 at 3:17 PM
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“I have my own website, and it is mine, and I get to own it completely” 👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻

For Love of God, Make Your Own Website - Aftermath
aftermath.site/website-musk... by @xoxogossipgita.bsky.social
For The Love of God, Make Your Own Website - Aftermath
The internet felt like a limitless expanse of free expression. Now I usually end up at the same three or four websites.
aftermath.site
November 29, 2024 at 11:34 PM
Something so jarring about the pre-phalloplasty hair removal period is seeing how weird and naked my arm looks. Did not realise how much dysphoria is being held at bay by my body hair until I've lost a big chunk of it lol
November 27, 2024 at 10:26 AM
Quick introduction time? 👀

I'm Kelvin, I'm a late 20s bi/queer transmasc who's been reviewing toys and writing about sex on the internet since 2017

I'm based in London, and live with one of my partners and a sex toy chest that's eternally threatening to spill over our entire house
November 26, 2024 at 7:36 PM