Guinevere
kelp.bsky.social
Guinevere
@kelp.bsky.social
Not enough people are talking about the jubilant cat from Puzzle Uo Poko
November 12, 2025 at 3:34 AM
There’s beauty to be seen in the Costco parking lot..
November 7, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Need to email my cycling coach and tell her that my body is fried and I'm going back to game dev... mortifying
November 7, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Got hit recently with a life experience so absurd you could almost see with the naked eye the chapter title card overlay and the post-incident lock-in has been unreal
November 7, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Recent paintings, very much a novice, I think I’m learning
November 3, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Genuinely spent the whole year training hard on my road bike trying to hit escape velocity to completely leave behind computer hobbies but for various reasons it just ain’t working
October 28, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Tried to log off but here I am crawling back
October 28, 2025 at 8:02 PM
they put frog detective in katamari
October 26, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Me this time last week:
everything is going well for me lately which means that god is going to hit me with lightning or something soon
October 26, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Need to hitch a ride to Zara, I gotta go pick up an aesthetic ball-peen hammer
October 15, 2025 at 9:12 PM
oh BABY
array on curve is also built-in now. a much better starting point than doing that from scratch
October 8, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Me n who?
October 7, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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We’re proud to announce that we’ve partnered with @jeremycouillard.bsky.social to publish his backlog of games!

The weird and wacky worlds of Jeremy Couillard are on sale NOW as part of our 9th Anniversary Sale! 🐢💜

Check them out today for an experience truly unlike any other 👀
September 10, 2025 at 4:00 PM
uninspiring times to be thinking about getting on some new kind of grind, but I have GOT to dig myself out of this prolonged midlife crisis
April 9, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Back at it again with absolutely ravenous GDC fomo despite the piss poor cost-to-enjoyment ratio the time I did go, and also being wildly uncommitted to working on my video game
March 16, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I've been taking creatine regularly for a while now to support my road cycling habit but annoyingly I think it's been making me less dumb and thus (counterintuitively) more willing to work on the computer 🤢
March 13, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I finally finished playing Crow Country and obviously everyone already knows that it's really good but like, wowee it really was exceptional
March 11, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I love to ride my road bike 80km and then go absolutely feral on a big bowl of pasta with Thai curry paste (any colour but lately I'm feeling panang), coconut cream, and a solid hit of orange cheese powder
No one man should have all that powder
March 7, 2025 at 2:35 AM
total at the pizza shop came out to $6.66, so Gregg Araki mode
March 3, 2025 at 1:59 AM
just saw GQuuuuuuX, empty theatre!!! Haven't been this hyped about anime in a while, really strong start to the series
March 2, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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as we enter a period of increased surveillance and criminalization of queer people, it's a good time for everyone to read up on ways to protect yourself and be mindful of your digital footprint

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Surveillance Self-Defense
We’re the Electronic Frontier Foundation, an independent non-profit working to protect online privacy for over thirty years. This is Surveillance Self-Defense: our expert guide to protecting you and y...
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February 28, 2025 at 1:46 PM
got an unhinged and nonsensical tirade sitting at a near-rolling boil regarding the consequences of how the tech industry has been slathered up with the term "hacker" for ages now as a way to feel cool without actually going to 2600 meetings or listening to Off the Hook or whatever
February 27, 2025 at 11:44 PM
trying to concisely phrase this but given how much importance the tech industry has always on being there out of a genuine love of the computer, anyone who's hung up on identity and down with canning trans people is a fake nerd and I mean that as a really severely derogatory assessment of integrity
February 21, 2025 at 6:04 PM
walking my dog 💘
February 8, 2025 at 9:09 PM
self portrait after a good year with my road bike
February 8, 2025 at 4:18 PM