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@kellycantfail.bsky.social
a piece of easily upset meat / the antithesis of overhead lighting / sexy catalyst / arcade wench / weird brain expert / copes beautifully / Otherkelly / even dies cunty
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one of the friends that kisses me took this picture after telling me i'm beautiful and it kind of changed my life
lords of acid: sit on your face
me, singing along: i wanna sit on your face
emma: you can sit on my face
me: i bet. does your face have back support
emma: Yes.
me, singing along: i wanna sit on your face
emma: you can sit on my face
me: i bet. does your face have back support
emma: Yes.
December 8, 2025 at 10:27 PM
lords of acid: sit on your face
me, singing along: i wanna sit on your face
emma: you can sit on my face
me: i bet. does your face have back support
emma: Yes.
me, singing along: i wanna sit on your face
emma: you can sit on my face
me: i bet. does your face have back support
emma: Yes.
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this place is a message
this place is a warning
this place is a message
this place is a warning
this place is a throat
preparing to speak.
this place is a warning
this place is a message
this place is a warning
this place is a throat
preparing to speak.
December 8, 2025 at 10:05 PM
this place is a message
this place is a warning
this place is a message
this place is a warning
this place is a throat
preparing to speak.
this place is a warning
this place is a message
this place is a warning
this place is a throat
preparing to speak.
thank you for opting into bonus kelly content! everything really is happens so much these days, huh. it's so much, but ~U R Enuff~ 😌 as 2025 takes its final icy weeks of rasping desperate breath, let's take a couple silly elevated heart rate minutes to get Dressed&Ready™ to have a super normal time!
December 8, 2025 at 7:58 PM
thank you for opting into bonus kelly content! everything really is happens so much these days, huh. it's so much, but ~U R Enuff~ 😌 as 2025 takes its final icy weeks of rasping desperate breath, let's take a couple silly elevated heart rate minutes to get Dressed&Ready™ to have a super normal time!
this date is going so well it feels like an actual unbelievable movie about a date going impossibly well. for instance, her roommate just told us they're shooting a movie outside and they need the lights in this room turned off for a couple of hours...
well
a couple hours, huh
what are we to do~~
well
a couple hours, huh
what are we to do~~
December 8, 2025 at 3:32 AM
this date is going so well it feels like an actual unbelievable movie about a date going impossibly well. for instance, her roommate just told us they're shooting a movie outside and they need the lights in this room turned off for a couple of hours...
well
a couple hours, huh
what are we to do~~
well
a couple hours, huh
what are we to do~~
i've found so many ways to make tired and hungry feel like a clawing determination i guess i forgot that if you do it for too long it hollows you out
please soft tissues, let me sleep well tonight. tomorrow i will feed. there's that word again, voracious
goodnight (please please let me sleep well)
please soft tissues, let me sleep well tonight. tomorrow i will feed. there's that word again, voracious
goodnight (please please let me sleep well)
December 7, 2025 at 4:38 AM
i've found so many ways to make tired and hungry feel like a clawing determination i guess i forgot that if you do it for too long it hollows you out
please soft tissues, let me sleep well tonight. tomorrow i will feed. there's that word again, voracious
goodnight (please please let me sleep well)
please soft tissues, let me sleep well tonight. tomorrow i will feed. there's that word again, voracious
goodnight (please please let me sleep well)
it can get you out of a jam in a pinch but i've done it enough times to say: i can't honestly recommend it
Not being able to go no contact with myself is really cramping my style.
December 7, 2025 at 4:26 AM
it can get you out of a jam in a pinch but i've done it enough times to say: i can't honestly recommend it
😩 how did i hurt myself eating rice cakes! they give those to TODDLERS
December 7, 2025 at 3:42 AM
😩 how did i hurt myself eating rice cakes! they give those to TODDLERS
haven't managed to keep giving 100% perfect social responses to all these external pressures and expectations, but hey considering i seem to be allergic to sleep and food now, it's kind of amazing i'm not way more of a bitch really
impressive to live in pain and still be so good at watching my tone
impressive to live in pain and still be so good at watching my tone
December 7, 2025 at 1:52 AM
haven't managed to keep giving 100% perfect social responses to all these external pressures and expectations, but hey considering i seem to be allergic to sleep and food now, it's kind of amazing i'm not way more of a bitch really
impressive to live in pain and still be so good at watching my tone
impressive to live in pain and still be so good at watching my tone
my saturday night plans fall through and yet my cup runneth over regardless
how am i supposed to dial it back under these conditions
how am i supposed to dial it back under these conditions
December 6, 2025 at 11:42 PM
my saturday night plans fall through and yet my cup runneth over regardless
how am i supposed to dial it back under these conditions
how am i supposed to dial it back under these conditions
how am i supposed to avoid drawing too close to these flames
it snowed yesterday
it snowed yesterday
December 6, 2025 at 11:32 PM
how am i supposed to avoid drawing too close to these flames
it snowed yesterday
it snowed yesterday
it drives me hog bonkers seeing these patterns every year (and also probably projecting a lot) how everyone goes nuts all four weeks of "The Holidays" and nobody else seems to notice
only 6 days in and like 3/4ths of the events on my calendar that involved another person have already been scrambled
only 6 days in and like 3/4ths of the events on my calendar that involved another person have already been scrambled
December 6, 2025 at 7:53 PM
it drives me hog bonkers seeing these patterns every year (and also probably projecting a lot) how everyone goes nuts all four weeks of "The Holidays" and nobody else seems to notice
only 6 days in and like 3/4ths of the events on my calendar that involved another person have already been scrambled
only 6 days in and like 3/4ths of the events on my calendar that involved another person have already been scrambled
there's this guy i'm seeing who once had to hear me say "where do you want me to put your dungeons and dragons book" while getting into bed with him and i like him a lot but i can only see him on mondays, and apparently now that's when he's doing dungeons and dragons
yet another humbling 2025 twist
yet another humbling 2025 twist
December 6, 2025 at 7:27 PM
there's this guy i'm seeing who once had to hear me say "where do you want me to put your dungeons and dragons book" while getting into bed with him and i like him a lot but i can only see him on mondays, and apparently now that's when he's doing dungeons and dragons
yet another humbling 2025 twist
yet another humbling 2025 twist
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I love my people so much
December 5, 2025 at 5:15 AM
I love my people so much
omake funny my ex thought she could hide her transition from Me, (Just Me) after coming out on every social media platform all our friends and my wife are also on; double omake especially now that Discord has gleefully shown me her new trans flag picrew icon like AWWW LOOK AT YOU TWO BESTIEEES UWU 🥰
December 5, 2025 at 12:01 AM
omake funny my ex thought she could hide her transition from Me, (Just Me) after coming out on every social media platform all our friends and my wife are also on; double omake especially now that Discord has gleefully shown me her new trans flag picrew icon like AWWW LOOK AT YOU TWO BESTIEEES UWU 🥰
okay i definitely kellied too hard yesterday but the problem was i was kellying like i was still january 2025 kelly. it was really just to see something. i saw more than enough. 2026 january kelly knows herself but more importantly she knows her new self. hope you like her because she's not optional
December 4, 2025 at 3:51 PM
okay i definitely kellied too hard yesterday but the problem was i was kellying like i was still january 2025 kelly. it was really just to see something. i saw more than enough. 2026 january kelly knows herself but more importantly she knows her new self. hope you like her because she's not optional
sometimes hunger and regret are the same thing
December 4, 2025 at 7:43 AM
sometimes hunger and regret are the same thing
one too many 'how was your thanksgiving' conversations on the honesty pill at killer queen league and i've been given the nickname Kelly Canoodle
December 4, 2025 at 4:11 AM
one too many 'how was your thanksgiving' conversations on the honesty pill at killer queen league and i've been given the nickname Kelly Canoodle
did the drug i'm supposed to do and my entire axial tilt feels like 10 degrees off from the perfect hum it was doing all week
good data good data
good data good data
December 4, 2025 at 3:50 AM
did the drug i'm supposed to do and my entire axial tilt feels like 10 degrees off from the perfect hum it was doing all week
good data good data
good data good data
it's funny that i'm the only one that isn't porn and i'm still porn
my entire skyline is like
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femboy porn
creepy dildo
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horror porn
kelly
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femboy porn
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kelly porn
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horror tranny creepy dildo porn
unlabeled porn
my main acct
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femboy porn
creepy dildo
tranny porn
horror porn
kelly
tranny porn
femboy porn
tranny porn
kelly porn
femboy porn
horror tranny creepy dildo porn
unlabeled porn
my main acct
tranny porn
tranny porn
December 3, 2025 at 8:33 PM
it's funny that i'm the only one that isn't porn and i'm still porn
"that's why swishes are the best bishes"
December 3, 2025 at 7:38 PM
"that's why swishes are the best bishes"
MY GOOGLE PHOTOS YEARLY RECAP ENDED WITH SELF SHOT PORN LMAOOOOOO
December 3, 2025 at 7:25 PM
MY GOOGLE PHOTOS YEARLY RECAP ENDED WITH SELF SHOT PORN LMAOOOOOO
good morning, fellow human Users!
how many fingers am i holding up
how many fingers am i holding up
December 3, 2025 at 2:44 PM
good morning, fellow human Users!
how many fingers am i holding up
how many fingers am i holding up
i keep using this word, voracious
December 2, 2025 at 4:06 AM
i keep using this word, voracious