Kelly's locked alt
@kellycantfail.bsky.social
a piece of easily upset meat / the antithesis of overhead lighting / sexy catalyst / arcade wench / weird brain expert / copes beautifully / Otherkelly / even dies cunty
thank you for opting into bonus kelly content! everything really is happens so much these days, huh. it's so much, but ~U R Enuff~ 😌 as 2025 takes its final icy weeks of rasping desperate breath, let's take a couple silly elevated heart rate minutes to get Dressed&Ready™ to have a super normal time!
December 8, 2025 at 7:58 PM
thank you for opting into bonus kelly content! everything really is happens so much these days, huh. it's so much, but ~U R Enuff~ 😌 as 2025 takes its final icy weeks of rasping desperate breath, let's take a couple silly elevated heart rate minutes to get Dressed&Ready™ to have a super normal time!
this isn't the one i was looking for (that one was heavier gram so it was a little more satisfying) but it's still good
December 5, 2025 at 2:13 AM
this isn't the one i was looking for (that one was heavier gram so it was a little more satisfying) but it's still good
that's it, i'm swinging by the battery store. we're going analog in '26
December 3, 2025 at 7:49 PM
that's it, i'm swinging by the battery store. we're going analog in '26
good morning, fellow human Users!
how many fingers am i holding up
how many fingers am i holding up
December 3, 2025 at 2:44 PM
good morning, fellow human Users!
how many fingers am i holding up
how many fingers am i holding up
"i wouldn't look so much like the cat that ate the canary if you weren't such a good canary" I KNOW I'M ASKING FOR IT BUT I'M REALLY FUCKING GETTING IT OK
November 30, 2025 at 6:32 AM
"i wouldn't look so much like the cat that ate the canary if you weren't such a good canary" I KNOW I'M ASKING FOR IT BUT I'M REALLY FUCKING GETTING IT OK
it's so close to the exact same waveform i can't stop giggling about it
November 29, 2025 at 7:28 PM
it's so close to the exact same waveform i can't stop giggling about it
i haven't won yet but everyone's surprised how long i last
November 29, 2025 at 4:52 AM
i haven't won yet but everyone's surprised how long i last
"1 label has been placed on this content" yeah well i lived bitch
November 29, 2025 at 4:12 AM
"1 label has been placed on this content" yeah well i lived bitch
i flatlined in this outfit in june of 2019 and when i showed emma she said "you even die cunty"
November 29, 2025 at 4:04 AM
i flatlined in this outfit in june of 2019 and when i showed emma she said "you even die cunty"
space harrier
November 28, 2025 at 5:23 AM
space harrier
more true than we know
November 28, 2025 at 12:17 AM
more true than we know
