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kellycantfail.bsky.social
Kelly's locked alt
@kellycantfail.bsky.social
a piece of easily upset meat / the antithesis of overhead lighting / sexy catalyst / arcade wench / weird brain expert / copes beautifully / Otherkelly / even dies cunty
or are we arriving at a buffet right after thanksgiving dinner 😩
December 9, 2025 at 9:48 PM
silksong wasn't worth it
December 9, 2025 at 9:48 PM
burn up her face
no air atmosphere
bitch come from space
call that a space heater
December 9, 2025 at 4:07 PM
WELL hec k
December 9, 2025 at 2:03 AM
well gee now i'm gonna feel kinda bad if i find it while i'm doing my spring cleaning
December 9, 2025 at 1:55 AM
wellllll i had a triangular wedge pillow but i think i gave it to someone who needed it more than i did at a very different time in my life
December 9, 2025 at 1:50 AM
December 8, 2025 at 9:35 PM
well shit, now what do i do with the rest of my monday
December 8, 2025 at 8:11 PM
THE DREAM
December 8, 2025 at 7:24 PM
"oh... oh dear.... that's not fighting......"
December 7, 2025 at 4:55 PM
FINE MAYBE I WILL 😤
December 7, 2025 at 4:52 PM
actually it's not technically a sequel but rather a spinoff of Gradius Neo as they were released in the same mobile store window
December 7, 2025 at 4:48 PM
that is an impressively deep pull there, babe
December 7, 2025 at 4:29 AM
a heritable connective tissue disorder
December 7, 2025 at 4:16 AM
i could make it again
December 7, 2025 at 1:59 AM
i didn't save it................................
December 7, 2025 at 1:59 AM
or is she giving everyone what she thinks they want until she doesn't know what she actually wants again

no. surely not. she's just tired. and hungry. don't worry she's given herself rice cakes and water and she's putting herself to bed. don't worry that she's talking in the third person she's okay
December 7, 2025 at 1:58 AM