Ashley B.
@keensie.bsky.social
I'm a menace first and a woman second.
Mother. Wife.
Sushi connoisseur.
Mother. Wife.
Sushi connoisseur.
Not even prescribed ketamine can help this reality. How are you all even coping?
April 28, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Not even prescribed ketamine can help this reality. How are you all even coping?
Underrated: going outside and just screaming. I needed that.
Sorry, neighbs.
Sorry, neighbs.
February 14, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Underrated: going outside and just screaming. I needed that.
Sorry, neighbs.
Sorry, neighbs.
Everything I've learned from flat-earthers has been against my will.
February 12, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Everything I've learned from flat-earthers has been against my will.
There's this saying that conservatives don't want history taught in schools bc they don't want their kids to see their grandparents in pictures of, say, them throwing rocks at Ruby Bridges.
When all of this is over, I'm going to MAKE SURE that your children know which side you were on.
When all of this is over, I'm going to MAKE SURE that your children know which side you were on.
February 9, 2025 at 4:51 AM
There's this saying that conservatives don't want history taught in schools bc they don't want their kids to see their grandparents in pictures of, say, them throwing rocks at Ruby Bridges.
When all of this is over, I'm going to MAKE SURE that your children know which side you were on.
When all of this is over, I'm going to MAKE SURE that your children know which side you were on.
I'm calling it now. After this coup is complete, the US will turn into separate serfdoms owned by the three major oligarchs. I hope I'm wrong. Maybe I'll give "man in the high castle" another watch.
February 6, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I'm calling it now. After this coup is complete, the US will turn into separate serfdoms owned by the three major oligarchs. I hope I'm wrong. Maybe I'll give "man in the high castle" another watch.
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Your "WHAT?!" to Jack made my whole week 🤣💀
January 31, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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@thecroftonshow.bsky.social thanks for the ketamine recommendation! I'm on my first dose :)
January 28, 2025 at 2:51 AM
@thecroftonshow.bsky.social thanks for the ketamine recommendation! I'm on my first dose :)
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If you are a federal employee, it is advised to set your social media accounts to private to prevent outside viewership, as reports suggest that loyalty screenings have begun.
January 26, 2025 at 5:01 AM
If you are a federal employee, it is advised to set your social media accounts to private to prevent outside viewership, as reports suggest that loyalty screenings have begun.
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⚠️ 🧵On Pete Hegseth.
Hegseth refuses to answer if he supports the use of active duty military in US detention camps.
Fairly confident we ALL know the answer.
But wait, there’s more!
+…
Hegseth refuses to answer if he supports the use of active duty military in US detention camps.
Fairly confident we ALL know the answer.
But wait, there’s more!
+…
January 24, 2025 at 5:12 PM
⚠️ 🧵On Pete Hegseth.
Hegseth refuses to answer if he supports the use of active duty military in US detention camps.
Fairly confident we ALL know the answer.
But wait, there’s more!
+…
Hegseth refuses to answer if he supports the use of active duty military in US detention camps.
Fairly confident we ALL know the answer.
But wait, there’s more!
+…
I really, really need USPS to deliver my ketamine doses right about now.
January 24, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I really, really need USPS to deliver my ketamine doses right about now.
They're only dog whistles just up until they're allowed. Then, they're brags.
January 22, 2025 at 9:53 PM
They're only dog whistles just up until they're allowed. Then, they're brags.
Just a little chilly today.
January 22, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Just a little chilly today.
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Trump campaigned on the obvious lie that he wouldn't further restrict abortion; within hours of being sworn in, the know your rights page ReproductiveRights.Gov was taken down. So, hopefully this is helpful:
The Government's Website on Reproductive Rights Is Gone: Here’s an Important Fact Sheet
Since 2007, Jezebel has been the Internet's most treasured source for everything celebrities, sex, and politics...with teeth.
www.jezebel.com
January 21, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Trump campaigned on the obvious lie that he wouldn't further restrict abortion; within hours of being sworn in, the know your rights page ReproductiveRights.Gov was taken down. So, hopefully this is helpful:
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You’re all about to be gaslit about that Nazi salute and I’m begging you to spend no time on it. You know what you saw.
January 20, 2025 at 8:27 PM
You’re all about to be gaslit about that Nazi salute and I’m begging you to spend no time on it. You know what you saw.
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in most "police shoot a motorist" stories I doubt the police narrative (and am generally correct to do so) but yeah the Pizzagate Shooter probably did just pull a gun during a traffic stop
January 10, 2025 at 5:42 AM
in most "police shoot a motorist" stories I doubt the police narrative (and am generally correct to do so) but yeah the Pizzagate Shooter probably did just pull a gun during a traffic stop
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i’m doing my part 🏳️⚧️🫡
October 29, 2024 at 9:22 PM
i’m doing my part 🏳️⚧️🫡
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What The Fuck Is A "Vaccine Skeptic"? | Defector
At darker moments, contesting this kind of stuff in the wake of the 2024 election—and all the shameless, shameful, unforgivable work the American media did to produce that election’s outcome—feels as ...
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November 15, 2024 at 3:51 PM
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You know so many people are gonna still jump at the chance.
November 16, 2024 at 3:57 PM
You know so many people are gonna still jump at the chance.
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Who made this? Ahahaha
November 15, 2024 at 7:52 PM
Who made this? Ahahaha
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Life is short. Write that novel. Paint that painting. Try new recipes. Learn black magic. Go into the forest at night. Summon a demon. Earn that demon's trust. Become best friends with it. Brag to everyone else about your new cool demon best friend. Knit that sweater.
November 15, 2024 at 11:42 PM
Life is short. Write that novel. Paint that painting. Try new recipes. Learn black magic. Go into the forest at night. Summon a demon. Earn that demon's trust. Become best friends with it. Brag to everyone else about your new cool demon best friend. Knit that sweater.
Jesus fucking christ.
November 16, 2024 at 9:53 AM
Jesus fucking christ.
Shout out to past Ashley. I tried to make a "keensie" bluesky account, it told me it was unavailable. I was temporarily upset until it told me my email was also already taken. What a roller-coaster! 😲🤣 Hi, friends! 💗
November 16, 2024 at 9:45 AM
Shout out to past Ashley. I tried to make a "keensie" bluesky account, it told me it was unavailable. I was temporarily upset until it told me my email was also already taken. What a roller-coaster! 😲🤣 Hi, friends! 💗