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Keegan Gibson
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Bellevue PA
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getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning
November 14, 2025 at 4:06 AM
PA politicos will recall a direct line between this tendency, and the current makeup of the PA Supreme Court.
www.cbsnews.com/news/pennsyl...
November 12, 2025 at 6:16 PM
You could spend an entire career and $1 billion to uncover a more perfect situation for the tush push, and you'd fail.
Watching back the 4th and 2 gun run and good gawd look how quickly the entire Philly DL wins
November 11, 2025 at 4:39 AM
As a communications professional and completely unrelated to my support for the Eagles, my advice is to Keep Doing This
Jerry Jones on SiriusXM:

"The Cowboys probably have the kind of interest that we have in no small part because we stay out front and we stay controversial. When it gets slow, I stir that shit up. Fact. I just want to be relevant. I just want you to be looking at us."

via Jon Machota
November 4, 2025 at 12:14 AM
WORLD SERIES SHRIMP WATCH
WORLD SERIES SHRIMP WATCH
WORLD SERIES SHRIMP WATCH
November 2, 2025 at 3:35 AM
South ain't gonna rise again on our watch
October 31, 2025 at 10:10 PM
THE VIBES ARE GOOD AGAIN
Comeback? Eagles great Brandon Graham is mulling coming out of retirement, per me and Mike Garafolo, and the veteran edge could return for a 16th season.

Graham retired after the Super Bowl, but with his old team in need of pass-rush help, he might return as soon as this week.
October 19, 2025 at 5:08 PM
They need to give the Nobel Prize to whoever invented this thing
October 14, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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Nothing better than watching sports and getting a new battle to read about this week. Being a 40+ dad rules.
October 14, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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[at my second rodeo] listen up you ignorant sack of shit
September 26, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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Witnessed a ribbon cutting at a new rest stop in OH. I wasn't sure what was going on since it was packed. I asked a guy at the door if I could enter. A short old man, some official, emerged from the crowd and hobbled forward, arms outstretched, and said "Yes! Come in! Come in and use the bathroom!"
August 21, 2025 at 11:39 AM
August 13, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Do you think he knew?
August 6, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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July 15, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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I got permission to share this, and I'm extremely grateful for that.

The Onion got this letter from one of our subscribers in Alaska. She works with dementia patients and decided to leave a copy in the car for each one.

This email made my year. Read it and you'll see what I mean. People are good.
July 1, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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I've loaded 15.9 tons. Almost there. Can't wait to see what I get.
June 25, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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My partner & I were trying to ID a bird we heard while walking and the guy who had stopped his car to let us pass got out and was like "it's a frog, actually. Cope's Gray. I do frog surveys... Sorry" And then got in his car without a word and drove off. Absolute king
June 18, 2025 at 12:45 AM
What the heck is it about police chiefs refereeing???
NEW: John Chell, the NYPD’s highest-ranking uniformed official, used someone else’s identity in a bid to avoid paying income taxes on money he made while moonlighting as a basketball referee for 6 years, newly-released police disciplinary records reveal.

www.thecity.nyc/2025/06/12/j...
Chief of Department John Chell Used False Identity in Bid to Avoid Income Tax, NYPD Records Show
Chell pleaded guilty to departmental charges in that case and one other, according to records in a lawsuit accusing him of misrepresenting an incident where officers ran over a man.
www.thecity.nyc
June 13, 2025 at 3:24 AM
May 21, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I wouldn't want to share a name with this little hellion, either
May 14, 2025 at 2:34 PM
May 1, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Here's a photo of 11 young Americans in a church parking lot in Houston. After about 14 hours of packing mac 'n cheese and into Red Cross trucks, and washing dishes from the Southern Baptist Disaster Relief mobile kitchen. Serving victims of Hurricane Ike without food or electricity.
April 16, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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Ellis Rosen, The New Yorker
February 22, 2025 at 9:51 AM
PITTSBURGH MENTIONED
February 13, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I'd like to see AI explain the Kendrick - Drake beef to an 8yo
February 10, 2025 at 1:50 AM