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Kelly Dews
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Electrician, small yacht racer, amateur hot sauce maker. Lover of music, food, and all things Portland.
@billbindc.bsky.social on today’s Stand Up, I appreciate you saying people who don’t live in the cities targeted don’t fully understand. I’ve had arguments with people who don’t live in Portland, telling me what’s going on in Portland, while an ICE helicopter circles over my home. It’s infuriating.
October 21, 2025 at 4:31 PM
September 28, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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Trump's assault on Portland is not just a fascist power grab, although it is certainly that. It is frothing at the mouth, howling at the moon, eating bugs and bats for breakfast lunacy. But it's also a sign of weakness, not of strength. My latest. open.substack.com/pub/davidrot...
Trump's Reign of Terror is a Sign of His Own Fears and Weakness
The crazier he gets, the clearer it is that he is nearing the end of his benighted reign
open.substack.com
September 27, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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This is literally what the actual "siege" of the auxiliary ICE building looks like
September 27, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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Jarvis: I hate to say this to my friends here at CNN, mass media is dying, so they're taking the last of these vestiges of institutions that matter and they're trying to turn them into propaganda organs under threat from the head of the FCC
September 18, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job.
September 18, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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@ezrakleinbot.bsky.social I look forward to your piece defending ABC silencing Jimmy Kimmel.
September 17, 2025 at 11:16 PM
@petedominick.bsky.social absolutely loved your interview with @govjayinslee.bsky.social
September 5, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Last weekend I purchased a Liverpool beanie online for $35 and paid $10 for shipping. When UPS tried to deliver it today, they requested $48 additional to cover tariff fees. $93 for a beanie?!?! We refused delivery. I wonder if I’m out the original $45?
August 20, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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By the way, there is nothing wrong with booing Evander. Don't understand why there are so many people clutching their pearls about it. #RCTID
August 17, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Leave it to the Timbers to make a bad team look good. #rctid
July 14, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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We’ll never know what could have been, but we do know they chose to believe him and not her, and now they are making up excuses for their votes that put us all in harm’s way.

Don’t think this is a one-off.
June 22, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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Wow so you’re telling me everyone who cheered on the Iraq war is on board with this now too? And so are the people who opposed the Iran nuclear deal and killed it?

You’re kidding.
June 22, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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FT 2-0 Portland Thorns #BAONPDX

They've now beaten NJ/NY Gotham FC, Orlando Pride, and Washington Spirit at home.

They remain unbeaten at Providence Park.

Player of the Match? Jessie Fleming.
Attacking & Defensive MASTERCLASS.

Go ahead and enjoy the day folks, GO CELEBRATE!
a man applauds with the #schitts creek logo behind him
ALT: a man applauds with the #schitts creek logo behind him
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June 15, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Phil better bring some starters next round. #rctid
May 7, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Today all three of my favorite soccer teams were going. Liverpool, Thorns, Timbers. 12 goals for, 6 goals against. Two wins, one draw, and a Championship secured. That was a good day. #RCTID #BAONPDX #YNWA
April 28, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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Says it all. #lfc #YNWA #COYR
April 27, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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Ya silly pricks up the redssss #LFC
April 27, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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You set the house on fire, watched it burn, and then lost your nerve and put it out. You now have a partially burned house. Great job.
April 9, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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Today, while the market collapsed and four soldiers who died on an exercise in Lithuania arrived at Dover, where was Donald Trump? Was he monitoring the markets? Was he there for the arrival of these heroes?

Nope: he was golfing, with the Saudis
April 4, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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America just shot itself in the nuts to “own the libs”
April 3, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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At one of his frequent press conferences (because he loves being on TV), I'd love it if some reporter piped up with, "What do you say to people who call you a know-nothing narcissistic asshole, Mr. President?"
April 3, 2025 at 11:43 AM
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AOC: We need to be taxing the rich on the floor of the Congress

We need to be establishing guaranteed healthcare on the floor of the Congress

We need to be passing a living wage on the floor of the Congress
March 22, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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One of my companies informed me they cancelled a $2m conference in Florida. Why ?

They didn’t feel they could pass on the incremental cost of tariffs. So they are cutting expenses.

That’s a city that lost a ton of tourism revenue.

The cost of tariffs isn’t just the cost of the tariff
March 10, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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Ha! The internet remembers everything. 🤣🤣
March 5, 2025 at 2:43 AM