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Kelly Dews
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Electrician, small yacht racer, amateur hot sauce maker. Lover of music, food, and all things Portland.
Take my money!
November 25, 2025 at 3:48 AM
I support this move. I want some of my summers back.
November 12, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Too many eye rolls to count.
October 19, 2025 at 6:39 AM
I guess I’ll miss the Blazers first game if the season so that I can watch the Timbers flame out at home in the play in match.
October 19, 2025 at 6:36 AM
As a Portlander, it’s infuriating seeing my beautiful city used as a boogeyman by people who know nothing about us.
September 27, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I just got the last slice of Negroni cake at Sebastian’s. They are OUT of Negroni cake! IT’S ABSOLUTE MAYHEM IN THE STREETS!
September 27, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Reposted by Kelly Dews
This is literally what the actual "siege" of the auxiliary ICE building looks like
September 27, 2025 at 3:30 PM
She was great in her press conference
August 26, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Shipped from the Netherlands, made in China. It doesn’t add up but it was a UPS driver in a UPS van with the package in his hand. I thought maybe $48 was the new total after tariffs but the original $45 already hit my credit cards and this was in addition.
August 20, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Isn’t this supposed to be a neutral site? 😂
August 7, 2025 at 2:46 AM
The announcers hinted at a center back, defensive midfielder, and forward being imminent in the transfer window. That’s more than I was anticipating. How accurate do you think this is?
August 3, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Great episode! I hope Joan becomes a regular guest!
July 7, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Mosquera got absolutely taken out right before the goal. Looked to be like many of the players were focused on his wellbeing and questioning why there wasn’t a card shown.
July 6, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I’m equally annoyed with the number of dangerous back passes to our keeper in front of our own goal.
July 6, 2025 at 3:35 AM